Sometimes I look over at my PC and say "I love you"

Polish3d

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No gf jokes, but seriously, do you ever look over at your pc, think of its specs and speed, and just become filled with a sense of love that you must express? I pat my PC and say "I love you baby"
 

NuclearNed

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Go over to Wikipedia and look up "girls". You might be surprised at what you've been missing.
 

xtknight

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Not really. RAM, transistors, capacitors, and resistors don't really make me that happy, especially when they malfunction.
 

AlgaeEater

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Well... I guess the fact that all you need to do is press one button to turn her on is a good thing.
 

rivan

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Looks like someone just built their first / first fast machine and is proud.

Just wait 6 months, when you see your $1400 of overclocked parts, now worth $700, getting dusted by the E6600+1 for less money.
 

AlgaeEater

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Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
Originally posted by: AlgaeEater
Well... I guess the fact that all you need to do is press one button to turn her on is a good thing.

but windows is just as unstable as a girl

Yeah, but you can pull the plug on her without consequences.
 

mean6

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Originally posted by: AlgaeEater
Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
Originally posted by: AlgaeEater
Well... I guess the fact that all you need to do is press one button to turn her on is a good thing.

but windows is just as unstable as a girl

Yeah, but you can pull the plug on her without consequences.

:beer:
 

jlee

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Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
i havent turned my desktop on in weeks.

I look at it and think "what a waste"

I can cover s/h cost..
 

JEDI

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Originally posted by: Frackal
No gf jokes, but seriously, do you ever look over at your pc, think of its specs and speed, and just become filled with a sense of love that you must express? I pat my PC and say "I love you baby"

You seriously need THIS!
 

chuckywang

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Originally posted by: JEDI
Originally posted by: Frackal
No gf jokes, but seriously, do you ever look over at your pc, think of its specs and speed, and just become filled with a sense of love that you must express? I pat my PC and say "I love you baby"

You seriously need THIS!

What he needs is a USB fleshlight.
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: AlgaeEater

Yeah, but you can pull the plug on her without consequences.

unfortunately, it's putting the plug in has plenty of consequences.

especially without lube.
 

Balt

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Originally posted by: Frackal
No gf jokes, but seriously, do you ever look over at your pc, think of its specs and speed, and just become filled with a sense of love that you must express? I pat my PC and say "I love you baby"

Seek help.
 

Polish3d

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Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: JEDI
Originally posted by: Frackal
No gf jokes, but seriously, do you ever look over at your pc, think of its specs and speed, and just become filled with a sense of love that you must express? I pat my PC and say "I love you baby"

You seriously need THIS!

What he needs is a USB fleshlight.

LMAO
 
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