Sometimes you loose when you try to fake it!

[jehh]

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he
stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed
her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg.

The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets
his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says "Father remember psalm
129". The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to
remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on when he changes gear and has oggled at her leg for the Zillionth
time he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The Nun once again says
"Father remember psalm 129". Once again the priest apologizes "Sorry
sister but you know the flesh is weak".

Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way.

Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up psalm 129
it said..

"GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"

The moral of the story is: IN YOUR JOB YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE WELL INFORMED OR
YOU MIGHT MISS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY!

 

[mofo888]

heh, poor priest didn't study the bible enuff.

bump

 

[Mday]

lol

 

[b0mbrman]

 

[HamSupLo]

carpe diem!

 

[rutchtkim]

oh wow, LOL, but it happens

 

[LakerGod]

She could have just told him! Girls are always messing with your mind.

 

[The Stigenator]

that was a really good one..

 

[fr]

<< She could have just told him! Girls are always messing with your mind. >>

 

[Moonbeam]

I was told it's OK to mess with nuns as long as you don't get into the habit.

 

[veryape]

HEHEH, that was pretty funny.

I think most nones are probably fridged, I mean why else would a young woman get into a profession that totally disavows sex in any way shape or form.

Also all priest are gay or child molesters in my opinion:disgust:. .............Dons Flame Retardent Suit and starts running.