Son of a bitch

[minendo]

Damn woman has been constantly bothering me to hang up some shelves in the finished section of our basement. I kept putting it off because I knew I would need help and she is fvcking useless when it comes to helping. However, tonight I had enough and ventured into it. She sits in a fvcking chair while I try to balance the shelf, support, and screws while making sure it remains level.

Start to use the cordless drill/screwdriver to put the screw in and the damn thing slips. Fifteen minutes later and the bleeding has finally stopped where the bit went through my finger.

 

[neutralizer]

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Sounds like no one really cares...

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure

Originally posted by: neutralizer

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Suggestion

 

[Strk]

She's useless yet you managed to drill your hand?

 

[RichardE]

Sooooo you became a looser in your old ladies eyes because you failed at putting up shelves and now you come here to whine?


You were not able to put up shelves.

 

[SSP]

:beer:

Drink up.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: RichardE
Sooooo you became a looser in your old ladies eyes because you failed at putting up shelves and now you come here to whine?


You were not able to put up shelves.

In the normal course of conversation on this forum I tend to overlook spelling mistakes. Really, who cares? Typos happen and in the heat of the moment, right before you hit that 'reply' button, the adrenaline that's coursing through your body from the excitement of possibly hundreds... maybe thousands of people taking your opinion seriously could easily cause you to lose sight of the little things.

But it seems to me that if you're going to flame someone, you shouldn't come off looking more inept than the person you're flaming.

 

[r55741]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure

Originally posted by: neutralizer

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: r55741

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Now graphically resembles the portion of the wall that was missed.

 

[boomerang]

The thing to remember about women is ............. now fill in the blank.

They've got the _ _ _ _ _.

Hint: 5 letters.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: boomerang
The thing to remember about women is ............. now fill in the blank.

They've got the _ _ _ _ _.

Hint: 5 letters.

Nerve.

 

[boomerang]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: boomerang
The thing to remember about women is ............. now fill in the blank.

They've got the _ _ _ _ _.

Hint: 5 letters.

Nerve.

(Apathy?)

Nope. Try again.

More hints: They've got it and we want it. Pound for pound, it's the most expensive commodity in the world. It's expensive to get. Expensive to keep. Very expensive to get rid of.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: boomerang
More hints: They've got it and we want it. Pound for pound, it's the most expensive commodity in the world. It's expensive to get. Expensive to keep. Very expensive to get rid of.

Money.

(oh, and you may want to check the batteries in your sarcasm meter)

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

You suck at teh DIY. Seriously dude, maybe you need Paige Davis to come show you how to mount a shelf on a wall. :roll:

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: RichardE
Sooooo you became a looser in your old ladies eyes because you failed at putting up shelves and now you come here to whine?


You were not able to put up shelves.

In the normal course of conversation on this forum I tend to overlook spelling mistakes. Really, who cares? Typos happen and in the heat of the moment, right before you hit that 'reply' button, the adrenaline that's coursing through your body from the excitement of possibly hundreds... maybe thousands of people taking your opinion seriously could easily cause you to lose sight of the little things.

But it seems to me that if you're going to flame someone, you shouldn't come off looking more inept than the person you're flaming.

Usually I check my posts before hitting reply. Boss was comming and I had to rush it.

Thank you though

 

[IronWing]

You cuss out your wife/S.O./whatever on an internet forum?

N.C.

 

[JS80]

haha you guys are mean. women FTL@!@!!!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: RichardE
Sooooo you became a looser in your old ladies eyes because you failed at putting up shelves and now you come here to whine?


You were not able to put up shelves.

In the normal course of conversation on this forum I tend to overlook spelling mistakes. Really, who cares? Typos happen and in the heat of the moment, right before you hit that 'reply' button, the adrenaline that's coursing through your body from the excitement of possibly hundreds... maybe thousands of people taking your opinion seriously could easily cause you to lose sight of the little things.

But it seems to me that if you're going to flame someone, you shouldn't come off looking more inept than the person you're flaming.

Usually I check my posts before hitting reply. Boss was comming and I had to rush it.

Thank you though

I see I forgot to add the at the end of my post so as not to come off as such an ass.

 

[bennylong]

should have gotten a dog. much cheaper and more fun and they are both bitches

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: minendo
Damn woman has been constantly bothering me to hang up some shelves in the finished section of our basement. I kept putting it off because I knew I would need help and she is fvcking useless when it comes to helping. However, tonight I had enough and ventured into it. She sits in a fvcking chair while I try to balance the shelf, support, and screws while making sure it remains level.

Start to use the cordless drill/screwdriver to put the screw in and the damn thing slips. Fifteen minutes later and the bleeding has finally stopped where the bit went through my finger.

I otoh, took apart our big AC, found the needed hex tools and appropriate screwdrivers on my own, performed the yearly maintance, went out to the store and selected a new AC for our bedroom. I installed 3 AC's today, house is nice and cool, hubby relaxing watching boxing now. aLso installed a new TP dispensor, and a hand held shower head for my bathroom.

Must suck to be you,lol, my husband married a gal who can handle a tool

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: minendo
Damn woman has been constantly bothering me to hang up some shelves in the finished section of our basement. I kept putting it off because I knew I would need help and she is fvcking useless when it comes to helping. However, tonight I had enough and ventured into it. She sits in a fvcking chair while I try to balance the shelf, support, and screws while making sure it remains level.

Start to use the cordless drill/screwdriver to put the screw in and the damn thing slips. Fifteen minutes later and the bleeding has finally stopped where the bit went through my finger.

Yeah, blame it on her. Why didn't you ask her for a hand? Even a retarded monkey could hold a shelf still while you drilled.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: minendo
Damn woman has been constantly bothering me to hang up some shelves in the finished section of our basement. I kept putting it off because I knew I would need help and she is fvcking useless when it comes to helping. However, tonight I had enough and ventured into it. She sits in a fvcking chair while I try to balance the shelf, support, and screws while making sure it remains level.

Start to use the cordless drill/screwdriver to put the screw in and the damn thing slips. Fifteen minutes later and the bleeding has finally stopped where the bit went through my finger.

I otoh, took apart our big AC, found the needed hex tools and appropriate screwdrivers on my own, performed the yearly maintance, went out to the store and selected a new AC for our bedroom. I installed 3 AC's today, house is nice and cool, hubby relaxing watching boxing now. aLso installed a new TP dispensor, and a hand held shower head for my bathroom.

Must suck to be you,lol, my husband married a gal who can handle a tool

I guess we know who wears the pants in your house!