November 5, 2004 -- TO the dismay of "Star Wars" nerds everywhere, Natalie Portman (above) will not be nude in the upcoming Mike Nichols movie, "Closer." Portman, who plays Queen Amidala in the space epics, was supposed to bare all for her role as a stripper in "Closer," until she got cold feet and asked Nichols to cut the footage of her romping fully nude in a topless club. Unfortunately for Portmanphiles, Nichols agreed. "He wants to see my bare ass much less than [even] my father would," the actress tells Entertainment Weekly. "He's as or more protective of me than my parents are. So doing sexual, physical stuff for him felt very uncomfortable."