Sorry Natalie Portman Fans . . . .

[jman19]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: spanky

Originally posted by: NFS4
You guys can thank me later

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/NFS4/portman.jpg

i'd like to request to elisha cuthbert pics from "the girl next door".

No kidding. Portman looks like a man.

Get off the internet and go look for your d!ck.

Dr. Raymond Stantz : Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck : They caused an explosion!
Mayor : Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman : Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman : This man has no dick.

LOL I always at least crack a smile at that part of the movie.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Wait until she's 25, no longer popular and needs the money. Maxim/Stuff/Playboy....we'll see her ass eventually. Guess what? She's just another woman. She has an ass, and private parts and stuff. No different than any other woman. :roll: I have never understood men's fascination w/a particular woman.

If you get laid, it's all good. Does it really matter who it's with, as long as it's female? It's all pink in the dark.

You idiot, there isn't any color in the dark.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Wait until she's 25, no longer popular and needs the money. Maxim/Stuff/Playboy....we'll see her ass eventually. Guess what? She's just another woman. She has an ass, and private parts and stuff. No different than any other woman. :roll: I have never understood men's fascination w/a particular woman.

If you get laid, it's all good. Does it really matter who it's with, as long as it's female? It's all pink in the dark.

Have fun tonight

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Wait until she's 25, no longer popular and needs the money. Maxim/Stuff/Playboy....we'll see her ass eventually. Guess what? She's just another woman. She has an ass, and private parts and stuff. No different than any other woman. :roll: I have never understood men's fascination w/a particular woman.

If you get laid, it's all good. Does it really matter who it's with, as long as it's female? It's all pink in the dark.

Have fun tonight

i'd do her in the belly button.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: spanky

Originally posted by: NFS4
You guys can thank me later

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/NFS4/portman.jpg

i'd like to request to elisha cuthbert pics from "the girl next door".

No kidding. Portman looks like a man.

Get your eyes checked!!!!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: spanky

Originally posted by: NFS4
You guys can thank me later

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/NFS4/portman.jpg

i'd like to request to elisha cuthbert pics from "the girl next door".

No kidding. Portman looks like a man.

Get your eyes checked!!!!

*barf*

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Wait until she's 25, no longer popular and needs the money. Maxim/Stuff/Playboy....we'll see her ass eventually. Guess what? She's just another woman. She has an ass, and private parts and stuff. No different than any other woman. :roll: I have never understood men's fascination w/a particular woman.

If you get laid, it's all good. Does it really matter who it's with, as long as it's female? It's all pink in the dark.

Have fun tonight

AIEEEEE!!!! :shocked: My eyes!!!!!! Her goggles...they do nothing to hide the 340 pound gut!!!

/blind
/feels around in darkness
/finds her gut


AIEEEE!!!!! You've scarred me, you bastard.

See, by now, I assumed (my fault) that you guys would know me by now. When I say "does it matter" that means "with something at least remotely socially acceptable." I.E. a cute, chubby chick. Or a bubbly skinny chick. Not some lardass experiment in polyunsaturated fats, sponsored by Hellman's Mayonaisse.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: spanky

Originally posted by: NFS4
You guys can thank me later

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/NFS4/portman.jpg

i'd like to request to elisha cuthbert pics from "the girl next door".

No kidding. Portman looks like a man.

Get your eyes checked!!!!

mmm mmm look at dem ribs! we're in for some treats tonight!

her face = :thumbsdown:

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: spanky

Originally posted by: NFS4
You guys can thank me later

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/NFS4/portman.jpg

i'd like to request to elisha cuthbert pics from "the girl next door".

No kidding. Portman looks like a man.

Get your eyes checked!!!!

*barf*

LMFAO... what a clown.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

mmm mmm look at dem ribs! we're in for some treats tonight!

her face = :thumbsdown:

She is uber cute

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

mmm mmm look at dem ribs! we're in for some treats tonight!

her face = :thumbsdown:

She is uber cute

looks like shes 12. sicko.

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

mmm mmm look at dem ribs! we're in for some treats tonight!

her face = :thumbsdown:

She is uber cute

Definitely. ElFenix needs to re-adjust his taste and see the light of the girl-next-door girls

I watched Garden State just for Portman, and it was sure worth the money

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

mmm mmm look at dem ribs! we're in for some treats tonight!

her face = :thumbsdown:

She is uber cute

looks like shes 12. sicko.

She's like 22 or something

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

mmm mmm look at dem ribs! we're in for some treats tonight!

her face = :thumbsdown:

She is uber cute

looks like shes 12. sicko.

She's like 22 or something

22 with a 12 year old's body...

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

mmm mmm look at dem ribs! we're in for some treats tonight!

her face = :thumbsdown:

She is uber cute

Definitely. ElFenix needs to re-adjust his taste and see the light of the girl-next-door girls

I watched Garden State just for Portman, and it was sure worth the money

i saw girl next door.

elisha > natalie

 

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: spanky

Originally posted by: NFS4

i'd like to request to elisha cuthbert pics from "the girl next door".

No kidding. Portman looks like a man.

Get your eyes checked!!!!

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!!

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

mmm mmm look at dem ribs! we're in for some treats tonight!

her face = :thumbsdown:

She is uber cute

Definitely. ElFenix needs to re-adjust his taste and see the light of the girl-next-door girls

I watched Garden State just for Portman, and it was sure worth the money

i saw girl next door.

elisha > natalie

Elisha has a fat nose and no cheek definition.

I won't argue, but I'd rather have 1 Natalie Portman than 1000 Elishas around me

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

mmm mmm look at dem ribs! we're in for some treats tonight!

her face = :thumbsdown:

She is uber cute

Definitely. ElFenix needs to re-adjust his taste and see the light of the girl-next-door girls

I watched Garden State just for Portman, and it was sure worth the money

i saw girl next door.

elisha > natalie

Brunette + brains > Blonde twat

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Brunette + brains > Blonde twat

Preach on my brother (no pun intended)

 

[silverpig]

Elisha = engaged, Natalie = not

therefore natalie > elisha

not like i'm ever gonna get any, but still.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

mmm mmm look at dem ribs! we're in for some treats tonight!

her face = :thumbsdown:

She is uber cute

looks like shes 12. sicko.

She's like 22 or something

I think she's 23 now... I'm pretty sure she's born in '81, not sure when though.

Funny thing is it would have taken me less time to google for it than type this messge, and i still haven't done it

 

[silverpig]

9 June 1981... she's 23

 

[The Wildcard]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
someone kill this Nichols guy

HAHAHAHAH

 

[VietDude]

Originally posted by: The_Wildcard

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
someone kill this Nichols guy

/agree

 

[Whitecloak]

f a p