1. Shallow self serving partisan prick exploits a non partisan soup kitchen for photo op to fluff up his compassionate conservative credentials, washes a few dishes.
2. the Head of the soup kitchen's organization calls him on it, points out that he endangered their funding with his partisan bullshit in an attempt to protect the honest efforts of said soup kitchen.
3. Righties attack the guy for defending the soup kitchen's integrity & funding, claim he's the partisan exploiter, not their boy who did the actual exploiting. Donations to the soup kitchen fall off as a consequence.
4. Righties claim self righteousness & victory over evil liberals for questioning the integrity of the self serving prick who started it all.
5. Aforementioned self righteous exploitative prick sails off into the sunset as if his shit doesn't stink, and aforementioned Righties worship him even more as a consequence of him having fucked over the soup kitchen & the guy running it, who was minding his own business performing a community service in the first place.
6. Righties suggest that if the soup kitchen goes broke, well, there are obviously more in the neighborhood, & that the people who use it should just go someplace else, validating the self serving prick's photo op mentality entirely.
Priorities, people- it's all about priorities, and people who benefit from soup kitchens aren't even a blip on the radar. Fuck 'em- let 'em eat cake, if they can find any.