Spam

[aznmist]

We all hate spam..let's put it to good use for fun..
go ahead and open up your e-mail client and post your funny spam! no editing!

1) I'll love you more if you stop going bald .... ybtiantv confused
2) Balding is not funny, so what's the big joke lmaba
3) Your account is too large...Upgrade now! (Guess which favorite monopoly sent me this )
4) Shocking...it was found (Shocking! :Q)
5) ENTER TO WIN GREAT SKIN! (I need some of that!)
6) Membership To Lesbian Porn Enclosed (Woohoo!)
7) we will lend you a hand (no thanks! I'm fine with mine!)
8) here is the information your requested! (but i didin't request any info.. )

 

[apothos]

1) Repair you credit LEGALLY and for FREE! (first didn't know it was broken, second doubt it's FREE)
2) DEALS from where you ALREADY shop. (how do they know?)
3) No Spam! No Pop-ups! With a FREE NowBox. (don't know what it is, but it already isn't working for me)

I also get countless opportunities to for a better mortgage, which I guess are accurate because I don't have a house or a mortgage so I anything is better right?

 

[Goosemaster]

1. Make your penis 10 in......

 

[bonk102]

1. YOU WIN... COME CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!!!
2. Dreaming of Sony?
3.Somebody ELSE has a crush on you

 

[Cyco]

1. READY ANYONE'S FBI FILE ONLINE! 7002
The rest are inapropriate for this board.

 

[blahblah99]

1. Your reply is urgently requested! Make sure no one can claim your winnings!
2. Urgent notice! Pending merger to increase revenue by 236%
3. For immediate release! Reasons to invest in xxxx!

 

[goodoptics]

1. FREE Report, How To Make A Fortune On Ebay!
2. Exciting news about your FREE vacation. ..... qohbkqfzek

.......and many many more.