Sperm whale explodes in downtown - story gets better. . .

[episodic]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586

. . . but you gotta read it.

Warning gross pictures ahead.

 

[Brainonska511]

I haven't seen that article in a long time; still kind of cool.

Jan 29, 2004

 

[FallenHero]

lol, wow

 

[KLin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU

lol

 

[Cattlegod]

lmao! look at the dude looking at his moped.

 

[mobobuff]

So the SPERM whale with the HUGE PENIS being carried through the streets EXPLODED ITS GOO all over the streets.

In relation to the size of the whale, 5 feet seems to be pretty rational.

 

[GeekDrew]

Haven't yet seen this... oh, 500 times in the last 5 years?

 

[episodic]

1st time I saw it.

 

[tasmanian]

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

Awsome.

 

[Kanalua]

Wow...talk about your old story...REPOST! So old probably wont show up in the search engine.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I just... I don't... Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: tasmanian
"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

Awsome.

 

[Locut0s]

Hmm... If it weren't a real story I'd have pegged it for a fake. Here come the small penis jokes.

 

[AbAbber2k]

I read the title as... well... lets just say I missed the whale part. I wasn't sure how the story could get better.

 

[21bUSA]

funny, first time I saw it.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: tasmanian
"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

Awsome.

So wrong.

 

[oztrailrider]

I can only imagine how horrific that would smell. I want to know how they obtained the whale in the first place. I'm guessing they must have hunted it down...

 

[Rubycon]

Originally posted by: oztrailrider
I can only imagine how horrific that would smell. I want to know how they obtained the whale in the first place. I'm guessing they must have hunted it down...

The whale had died on Jan. 17 after it beached itself on the southwestern coast of the island.

Researchers at the National Cheng Kung University in Tainan said enough of the whale remained to allow for an examination by marine biologists.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Old.

 

[y2kc]

New (to me)

funny stuff