spider in my chips!!!

[pontifex]

I was sitting here eating some pizza and a bag of chips I had just opened. I looked down at the bag and a small spider was exiting the bag. I have no idea if it crawled in after the bag was opened or if it was in there from the beginning.

Should I throw out the bag of chips or don't worry about it?

 

[Aldon]

Throw that shit out.

 

[SlickSnake]

Extra protein is good for you, as long as they're not poisonous. See if there is a hole in the bag or webs in it. If not, then it was probably on the bag in your pantry and crawled in when you opened it. A spiders gotta eat too, you know.

 

[lxskllr]

Eat the spider. Fuck that SOB for stealing food, and not contributing to the household...

Either that, or let him go as a early Xmas pardon, and eat your chips.

 

[RaistlinZ]

Spider was there first. Technically, you were eating his chips.

He's probably wondering if he should get rid of you.

 

[ethebubbeth]

At least its not a mouse in your air conditioner.

 

[zinfamous]

Spider was there first. Technically, you were eating his chips.

He's probably wondering if he should get rid of you.

:thumbsup:


either way, some amount of fire should be involved in this transaction.

 

[Paratus]

Someone get Syringer on the case!

 

[Away]

Eat the spider. If it doesn't kill you, the chips are safe to eat.

 

[spittledip]

Eat the chips.

I was at this restaurant that gives you shelled peanuts instead of rolls... I ate a peanut and too late realized I was eating a bug. It was tangy.

 

[Perknose]

I was sitting here eating some pizza and a bag of chips I had just opened.

First of all, 'grats on your well balanced diet. As for the spider, if you ordered your chips on the web, what do you expect? Let those chips fall where they may.

 

[ultimatebob]

Did the spider leave a little extra seasoning in the bag there for ya?

 

[jhansman]

Mmmmmm....spiders.

 

[feralkid]

 

[MalazanEmpire]

LEt him bite you, tomorrow you will be a super hero. The BATMAN!

 

[destrekor]

Extra protein is good for you, as long as they're not poisonous. See if there is a hole in the bag or webs in it. If not, then it was probably on the bag in your pantry and crawled in when you opened it. A spiders gotta eat too, you know.

I think you can eat any spider.
Pretty sure digestive enzymes and acids will take care of destroying any dangerous goods inside said spider.

Most toxins found in stinging/biting creatures do their magic because they skip digestion and go immediately to bloodstream/tissue. Our stomach is a major defensive barrier.

Could be wrong on that, however. I don't think I am in regards to animal/insect toxins, but obviously there are toxins that can be delivered by food, survive the stomach's environment, and kill you. Of course, bacterial and mold toxins can also survive that journey. Well, the bacteria and mold can, not sure when/where they deliver toxins, might be after the stomach.

 

[slightlyhuman]

great replies.

eat the chips, i'm sure he was just doing spider things.

 

[OlafSicky]

Keep eating you're good

 

[KeithTalent]

Oh man I bet you are riddled with spider eggs now. D:

KT

 

[Bartman39]

LEt him bite you, tomorrow you will be a super hero. The BATMAN!

Sorry but that is a "super hero fail"...

But remember that at any moment you are never more than 6ft from a spider of some variety... :hmm:

 

[destrekor]

Oh man I bet you are riddled with spider eggs now. D:

KT

Bet your stomach will hurt tomorrow. The day after that? Stomach/chest bursting fun!

 

[zinfamous]

First of all, 'grats on your well balanced diet. As for the spider, if you ordered your chips on the web, what do you expect? Let those chips fall where they may.