Squeeze your dog's anal glands

[yhelothar]

http://www.ehow.com/video_2275318_express-dog_s-anal-gland.html

It's good for the dog.

 

[Locut0s]

1:26 It's better to get your veterinarian to do it. You said it girl. I love dogs but I aint going near that with a 10 foot poll. D: Also agree fully with the first comment:

" It is really a lack of common sense to use a black dog and poor light to show the procedure."

 

[Locut0s]

Anal Gland Juice.

/Thread.

 

[deadlyapp]

dude, my old dog? Smelled like a metric buttfuck of shit because of "anal glands".

fuck that shit.

 

[Jeff7]

Anal Gland Juice.

/Thread.

100% all-natural, homemade, fresh-squeezed.


Also...
/barf



....hm, I wonder if Lonestar had to do this to Barf?

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I actually found this on accident. Sometimes I would pet my cats, they like being petted on the butt above the tail, right? I was trying to figure out what that occasional wretched smell was. I didn't really want my cat sitting on me if their ass was covered with shit. But she had this white goo, n I'm like hell naw, I didn't just get my cats rocks off.
But it was anal gland juices. No big deal. If I accidentally "milk" my cats anal glands while petting em, I grab a napkin nearby, wipe it off to reduce the putrid scent, throw away napkin. Whatever.

 

[WA261]

you have to be some goofy fuck to post shit like that.

 

[yhelothar]

you have to be some goofy fuck to post shit like that.

 

[WA261]

/fail

 

[yhelothar]

I actually found this on accident. Sometimes I would pet my cats, they like being petted on the butt above the tail, right? I was trying to figure out what that occasional wretched smell was. I didn't really want my cat sitting on me if their ass was covered with shit. But she had this white goo, n I'm like hell naw, I didn't just get my cats rocks off.
But it was anal gland juices. No big deal. If I accidentally "milk" my cats anal glands while petting em, I grab a napkin nearby, wipe it off to reduce the putrid scent, throw away napkin. Whatever.

I had a female kitty who wasn't spayed who would do that. I always thought she was just going in heat. I have a male kitty now that's not neutered and he never secrets anything putrid. Plus if you look up anal glands on wikipedia, it doesn't list cats as one of the species that has them. :hmm:

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...q=cat+anal+glands&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

 

[eits]

uuuuugggh...

D:

imagine the smell

 

[TridenT]

Whoa-whoa-whoa....

it's 2:31AM.

 

[yhelothar]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...q=cat+anal+glands&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

gross
http://www.ehow.com/video_4977778_express-cats-anal-glands.html

i'm lucky my new kitty doesn't secrete anal juice when i pet him

 

[uclaLabrat]

Our pug has really bad problems with hers. We had her in the car and were stopped, and she went to bark at some people walking by, ended up doing an "anal sneeze" all over my wife's shirt. Absolutely nasty. Now my ridgeback is starting to have problems with them.

 

[scott916]

Really though? No gloves?

 

[datalink7]

Did anyone else get a Hamburger Helper ad going into the video?

edit: Just watched the video. That's pretty nasty. And no way my dog would just stand there and let me do it anyway. He'd jump around like "wtf are you doing?"

 

[Chaotic42]

One of my dogs had a problem with that when I first got her. It's worth the $10 or whatever to get the vet to do it.

 

[Jeff7]

Our pug has really bad problems with hers. We had her in the car and were stopped, and she went to bark at some people walking by, ended up doing an "anal sneeze" all over my wife's shirt. Absolutely nasty. Now my ridgeback is starting to have problems with them.

This is the kind of stuff they probably won't warn you about when you're getting a new puppy or dog.

I've been around cats all my life, and have never had any dealings with any of this anal gland stuff.


Nature: You're damn disgusting sometimes.

 

[CKent]

Ow... really? Can't stand sites like this.

My last dog had them back up once, otherwise didn't have a problem with them. The vet did it and she stunk up the house for a week. It's a really ferocious odor x_x

 

[shortylickens]

And what ad did I see when I clicked on the link?
The salty nut bar.


Yeah. I think I'm gonna get off the interwebs for a while now.

 

[BoomerD]

If "Rover" starts doing the "butt-scootin boogie" on the carpet...it's definitely time to have the anal glands "expressed."

Quick, (supposedly painless, but I'm not sure about that) and cheap to have done at the vet or groomers, it's well worth the minimal cost.

 

[alkalinetaupehat]

Ow... really? Can't stand sites like this.

My last dog had them back up once, otherwise didn't have a problem with them. The vet did it and she stunk up the house for a week. It's a really ferocious odor x_x

It is likely that you don't use facebook based on this. I <3 no-script screenshots.

Also, look for the domain with "cdn" at the end of the name, that's typically the domain which streams media.

 

[Locut0s]

This is the kind of stuff they probably won't warn you about when you're getting a new puppy or dog.

I've been around cats all my life, and have never had any dealings with any of this anal gland stuff.


Nature: You're damn disgusting sometimes.

I'm allergic to cats. Spend a few days around them and I literally can't breath. I spent a week at my aunt's house where she has 4 cats. At the end of the week I was wheezing and scratching my eyes out. Cats are evil fuckers! Dogs FTW!

 

[RadiclDreamer]

My cats got clogged once, VERY smelly and when the vet squeezed them it shot on the wall and almost made me barf.