Squirrel gets catapulted

Baked

Lifer
Dec 28, 2004
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The catapult aims at the trees... that's a lot of dead or injured squirrels.
 

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: Baked
The catapult aims at the trees... that's a lot of dead or injured squirrels.

Natural selection at work. The stupid squirrels get killed and the smart ones see the bodies piling up and run away. They then pass on their superior genes and eventually this creates a race of uber-squirrels.
 

Cogman

Lifer
Sep 19, 2000
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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: Baked
The catapult aims at the trees... that's a lot of dead or injured squirrels.

Natural selection at work. The stupid squirrels get killed and the smart ones see the bodies piling up and run away. They then pass on their superior genes and eventually this creates a race of uber-squirrels.

I for one welcome our new squirrel overlords!

mean, yes, but very inventive.
 

Anubis

No Lifer
Aug 31, 2001
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126
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its a repost but its great

Squirrels suck, when i was growing up we had a bunch that used to chew through the screens and get into our house. only remedy was rat poison
 

amdhunter

Lifer
May 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: lupi
probably dead of heart attack before it landed.

Good.

Those assholes won't stop chewing the wiring in my car. Only if my car could catapult them right into oncoming traffic. :|
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,137
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hopefully these asshats die of self-inflicted burns or something equally retarded before they:

1) reach voting age
2) spawn
 

imported_Lothar

Diamond Member
Aug 10, 2006
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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Originally posted by: lupi
probably dead of heart attack before it landed.

Good.

Those assholes won't stop chewing the wiring in my car. Only if my car could catapult them right into oncoming traffic. :|

How do they enter your car?
 

Newbian

Lifer
Aug 24, 2008
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If you want to post one that's not such a repost find a video of where they are shooting these guys into traffic.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Originally posted by: lupi
probably dead of heart attack before it landed.

Good.

Those assholes won't stop chewing the wiring in my car. Only if my car could catapult them right into oncoming traffic. :|

...so I guess this is a more pressing issue than the songs you should have on your mixtape, no?
 

postmortemIA

Diamond Member
Jul 11, 2006
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Originally posted by: zinfamous
hopefully these asshats die of self-inflicted burns or something equally retarded before they:

1) reach voting age
2) spawn

ditto

and OP, f*** you
 

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
25,284
1,996
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Originally posted by: Cogman
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: Baked
The catapult aims at the trees... that's a lot of dead or injured squirrels.

Natural selection at work. The stupid squirrels get killed and the smart ones see the bodies piling up and run away. They then pass on their superior genes and eventually this creates a race of uber-squirrels.

I for one welcome our new squirrel overlords!

I teed that one up for you, glad to see someone took advantage of it.
 

Freshgeardude

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Jul 31, 2006
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el oh el!

thats pretty funny. someone should try and make a trap that would fire a paintball gun like once or twice at a spot where they are eating
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
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That's evil. Squirrels are known to be able to survive epic falls though, so hopefully they make out ok on the landing. That's one hell of a huge squirrel though so that's one rough landing.

I never really understood how some people hate squirrels, mice etc. They're so cute and fluffy and can actually be affectionate. When I used to camp a lot we had a lot of them that were very tame, I can't recall any property damage incident. We fed them well and they were a good source of entertainment. They do a good job at cleaning up the ground from all the dead horse flies too.
 

arrfep

Platinum Member
Sep 7, 2006
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Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
That's evil. Squirrels are known to be able to survive epic falls though, so hopefully they make out ok on the landing. That's one hell of a huge squirrel though so that's one rough landing.

I never really understood how some people hate squirrels, mice etc. They're so cute and fluffy and can actually be affectionate. When I used to camp a lot we had a lot of them that were very tame, I can't recall any property damage incident. We fed them well and they were a good source of entertainment. They do a good job at cleaning up the ground from all the dead horse flies too.

snorgle?
 

MotF Bane

No Lifer
Dec 22, 2006
60,801
10
0
Originally posted by: arrfep
Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
That's evil. Squirrels are known to be able to survive epic falls though, so hopefully they make out ok on the landing. That's one hell of a huge squirrel though so that's one rough landing.

I never really understood how some people hate squirrels, mice etc. They're so cute and fluffy and can actually be affectionate. When I used to camp a lot we had a lot of them that were very tame, I can't recall any property damage incident. We fed them well and they were a good source of entertainment. They do a good job at cleaning up the ground from all the dead horse flies too.

snorgle?

squir squir?
 

Q

Lifer
Jul 21, 2005
12,042
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Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Originally posted by: zinfamous
hopefully these asshats die of self-inflicted burns or something equally retarded before they:

1) reach voting age
2) spawn

ditto

and OP, f*** you

lighten up, it's hilarious
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,137
30,088
146
Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Originally posted by: zinfamous
hopefully these asshats die of self-inflicted burns or something equally retarded before they:

1) reach voting age
2) spawn

ditto

and OP, f*** you

lighten up, it's hilarious

sure, to an immature, sociopathic sadist.
 
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