shortylickens
No Lifer
- Jul 15, 2003
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I know Star Wars 1 sucked balls. I dont need those balls rubbed in my face 10 years later.
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OK, watched the first segment. Dudes voice almost killed my brain. And its nothing I didnt already know or havent heard before. BUT, he lays it out so nicely that its worth listening to.
Number one thing ANY movie needs: A protagonist.
And Ep 1 doesnt have one. It should have been Anankin, since the whole Star Wars saga is really the story of Anakin, how he turns evil, and how his son overcomes his evil.
But we dont see Anakin until halfway through the flick, and NOTHING they do makes him seem like the hero or the anti-hero.
As opposed the Ep 4 which had multiple heroes and anti-heroes.
Number two thing ANY movie needs: An antagonist. Whether its Man vs man, or man vs nature, or whatever, Ep 1 does NOT have it. Those stupid little gay aliens? NOT antagonists. They are annoying pussies. And even though we know where Senator Palpatine will end up, they dont do anything in the first movie to make him seem like the villian.
EDIT:
OK, watched the first segment. Dudes voice almost killed my brain. And its nothing I didnt already know or havent heard before. BUT, he lays it out so nicely that its worth listening to.
Number one thing ANY movie needs: A protagonist.
And Ep 1 doesnt have one. It should have been Anankin, since the whole Star Wars saga is really the story of Anakin, how he turns evil, and how his son overcomes his evil.
But we dont see Anakin until halfway through the flick, and NOTHING they do makes him seem like the hero or the anti-hero.
As opposed the Ep 4 which had multiple heroes and anti-heroes.
Number two thing ANY movie needs: An antagonist. Whether its Man vs man, or man vs nature, or whatever, Ep 1 does NOT have it. Those stupid little gay aliens? NOT antagonists. They are annoying pussies. And even though we know where Senator Palpatine will end up, they dont do anything in the first movie to make him seem like the villian.
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