State of the Union 1/30/18

[umbrella39]

True, he won't have the energy of the base to help inflame his fiery rambling rhetoric, but I still think he'll feel slighted when he sees half the Congress sitting and twiddling their thumbs... he'll take it as some grand affront and will then proceed to blame the Democrats for all of his failure to lead.

Also, I wouldn't rule out an attack on federal law enforcement...so much for championing the rule of law.

Ignore this oft banned fucktard... he isn't even trying any more. He needs to log back into TexasHiker account... that one tugs boats...

 

[imported_tajmahal]

Sooo... Pandering to his delusional base as if they're a majority? Yeh, that'll help the GOP in November. You betcha.

So much different from Obamhole.......not.

 

[Puffnstuff]

I wonder if it will go anything like this? Connoisseurs of fake news rejoice.

 

[ch33zw1z]

at this point, it just needs to be coherent. i can safely assume there will be some hilary hate, an ethnic slur or two, and a lot of campaign rhetoric.

 

[SlowSpyder]

Yea, he'll puff himself up and inflate his ego. But lost to those who can't overlook his character will be a lot of good information about how much we've already accomplished, and his hopes for 2018. When you look past his character, he really is doing well as president.

 

[Starbuck1975]

I predict the President will make unsubstantiated claims of success and progress, met with rigorous applause by his own party while the other party sits and mopes.

Since Republicans set the precedent, I am hopeful that there will be some heckling.

I also predict a Presidential hopeful member of the opposing party will make a statement afterwards.

I also predict it will keep the talking heads and pundits busy for one whole news cycle.

 

[SlowSpyder]

I predict the President will make unsubstantiated claims of success and progress, met with rigorous applause by his own party while the other party sits and mopes.

Since Republicans set the precedent, I am hopeful that there will be some heckling.

I also predict a Presidential hopeful member of the opposing party will make a statement afterwards.

I also predict it will keep the talking heads and pundits busy for one whole news cycle.

Trump would probably love for some liberal to try and heckle him during the address. So would his base. He loves that he's talked about non-stop, about how much he eats at McD's, mainstream media doing stories on dog's ears that look like him, the internet being alive with buzz about him. You're giving him what he wants, and a Dem yelling at him when he is the one with the mic would play directly into that.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Funny, i thought the Con base loved interruptions and heckling during public speaking engagements of the potus. so, Dems, keep that in mind, stay respectful of the dotard, keep your maturity in check, thats what the Con base wants while theyre in charge, respect. they dont want to give it, just get it. That type of Dem behavior will surely win over voters. yup...Dems high browed educational elitism is just working wonders.

part of me expects a lock her up chant or two from the Cons, its the right thing to do

 

[HomerJS]

It will be 45 minutes of him talking about himself.

This x5

Also I want to hear one of the Dems yell out "you lie" when he does, because he will.

I want to set the over under on the number of lies at 7. Maybe should start a betting thread for this.

 

[dank69]

Yea, he'll puff himself up and inflate his ego. But lost to those who can't overlook his character will be a lot of good information about how much we've already accomplished, and his hopes for 2018. When you look past his character, he really is doing well as president.

Rah rah sis boom bah, 3 cheers for less environmental regulations, fewer regulations on the people that crashed our economy in 2008 forcing you (the taxpayer) to bail them out so they can do it deeper and harder this time, a shiny new bill adding to the deficit for no good reason while simultaneously nuking the medical industry, and lots of hearty middle fingers to just about every other nation on earth, except for one of course.

Oh, I almost forgot, his undeniable attention to the commercial airlines helped prevent any planes over 5700 lbs from crashing. Best. President. Ever.

 

[dank69]

This x5

Also I want to hear one of the Dems yell out "you lie" when he does, because he will.

I want to set the over under on the number of lies at 7. Maybe should start a betting thread for this.

Haha, 7. Maybe in the first 7 sentences.

 

[SlowSpyder]

Rah rah sis boom bah, 3 cheers for less environmental regulations, fewer regulations on the people that crashed our economy in 2008 forcing you (the taxpayer) to bail them out so they can do it deeper and harder this time, a shiny new bill adding to the deficit for no good reason while simultaneously nuking the medical industry, and lots of hearty middle fingers to just about every other nation on earth, except for one of course.

Oh, I almost forgot, his undeniable attention to the commercial airlines helped prevent any planes over 5700 lbs from crashing. Best. President. Ever.

You live in a world of spin, not reality.

 

[dank69]

You live in a world of spin, not reality.

Physician, heal thyself.

 

[brandonbull]

I predict that Trump was call something Azure Blue and it's clearly Royal Blue and as a result the Democrats will introduce articles of impeachment because it's clearly obvious that he is colluding with the Russians.

 

[sportage]

I was going to start this thread.
Been imagining the credit Trump will personally take for everything, basically saying to the nation ALL YOU NEED IS ME.
And looking on we have the congress, split into two halves. One rolling their eyes and the other half with thunderous applauding.
They'll applaud Trump because they know he will give them what they want. Another right wing fanatic on the US Supreme Court, destruction of that hated medicare and social security, and handing the wealthy even more tax perks.

Trump will "pretend" democrats are working with him and happy as peach pie with him.
Trump will praise his tax reform passage and then link that success to accomplishing his every desire. Trump will claim his tax reform repealed Obamacare AND made healthcare so much more better.
Trump will claim his tax reform created trillions of new jobs and brought millions of corporations back to America. And stopped every other corporation in their tracks from even thinking about leaving for Mexico.
Trump will claim he defeated ISIS, scared North Korea away from provoking nuclear holocaust, and made America great again in the eyes of every nation on earth.
If Trump can take credit for it, then he will take credit for it.
After all.... it was Donald Trump that first invented sliced bread. No?
At least that is what the history books tell us next printing.

And then we have the Trump family attending this circus of fools.
Each member looking on with that snug too rich to give a crap look on their face.
That look we're all so use to by now.
And if you look closely at Melania, you might just notice the inflatable valve just under her left ear.
Blow-up Melania, as Donald refers to her.

Last but not least.... after it is all over we're all getting drunk. It's our duty. We have no other choice.
Well, no other than first puking up our guts then getting drunk.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

It will be 45 minutes of him talking about himself.

I disagree, well not disagree but not just how great He is. It will be about himself, how he's so picked on, evil Hillary, the Fake News Media and "Even the Democrats say no collusion".

Yes, it's still about him but he'll be sure to wrong others without justification while doing that.

I hope the Demos remain seated and silent.

 

[UNCjigga]

Well we're only 12 days in to 2018 and we're off to a great start.

Trump's accomplishments so far this year:
- Guaranteed "Fire and Fury" as a best-seller
- Threw Sessions and Justice Dept under the bus...again
- Got NK and SK talking again...without us...while nearly derailing this effort with talk of buttons
- Forever lost Steve Bannon as a friend right before he testifies (though we should thank him for making Bannon irrelevant)
- Nearly imploded the bipartisan effort to reauthorize 702 surveillance
- Pissed off Iran by waffling on the nuclear deal, before finally caving again
- Still delaying any meaningful resolution to DACA...while showing off his awesome negotiation skills
- Drove more Republicans to retire ahead of critical elections
- Pissed off the entire developing world by referring to "shithole countries"
- Became persona non grata in fucking England, our closest ally
- More insane Tweetstorms

I'm sure I'm missing some...but hey, at least the stock market is up, amirite???

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Well we're only 12 days in to 2018 and we're off to a great start.

Trump's accomplishments so far this year:
- Guaranteed "Fire and Fury" as a best-seller
- Threw Sessions and Justice Dept under the bus...again
- Got NK and SK talking again...without us...while nearly derailing this effort with talk of buttons
- Forever lost Steve Bannon as a friend right before he testifies (though we should thank him for making Bannon irrelevant)
- Nearly imploded the bipartisan effort to reauthorize 702 surveillance
- Pissed off Iran by waffling on the nuclear deal, before finally caving again
- Still delaying any meaningful resolution to DACA...while showing off his awesome negotiation skills
- Drove more Republicans to retire ahead of critical elections
- Pissed off the entire developing world by referring to "shithole countries"
- Became persona non grata in fucking England, our closest ally
- More insane Tweetstorms

I'm sure I'm missing some...but hey, at least the stock market is up, amirite???

You have whatever will become of his physical today too. They are supposed to release that data on Tuesday.

 

[soundforbjt]

You have whatever will become of his physical today too. They are supposed to release that data on Tuesday.

They don’t have to release anything. Don’t expect to learn anything about his real health.

 

[imported_tajmahal]

Well we're only 12 days in to 2018 and we're off to a great start.

Trump's accomplishments so far this year:
- Guaranteed "Fire and Fury" as a best-seller
- Threw Sessions and Justice Dept under the bus...again
- Got NK and SK talking again...without us...while nearly derailing this effort with talk of buttons
- Forever lost Steve Bannon as a friend right before he testifies (though we should thank him for making Bannon irrelevant)
- Nearly imploded the bipartisan effort to reauthorize 702 surveillance
- Pissed off Iran by waffling on the nuclear deal, before finally caving again
- Still delaying any meaningful resolution to DACA...while showing off his awesome negotiation skills
- Drove more Republicans to retire ahead of critical elections
- Pissed off the entire developing world by referring to "shithole countries"
- Became persona non grata in fucking England, our closest ally
- More insane Tweetstorms

I'm sure I'm missing some...but hey, at least the stock market is up, amirite???

1. So what?
2. What?
3.Good.
4.Good.
5.Good, too bad he didn't succeed.
6.Good, I support anything that pisses off Iran.
7.Good, send them home if a deal can't be made.
8.Good.
9.Very good.
10. That's a lie.
11. So what?
12. The stock market is rocking, Unemployment insurance payments are the lowest in 44 years.

 

[kage69]

It will be another childish, bizarre and quite depressing display of his lack of intellect and maturity. Low on facts, rich in bullshit and revisionist history.

Every single member of Congress who loves their country and the ideals we promote should walk out. I expect the traitors and those being blackmailed will attempt to act like nothing is wrong. Should be a good metric for the asskicking that's in the mail for November.

Show me a Dump supporting republican and I'll show you a Putin/party over country asshole who should never be allowed to hold office. Probably shouldn't be left alone with children or operate heavy machinery either.

 

[HomerJS]

I think he'll lay out his achievements over the past year, his winning economy, his excellent judicial nominees, tax reform, deregulation, his cutting of government waste, the defeat of ISIS, withdrawal from the Paris Climate Treaty and his recognition of Jerusalem and the cuts of the United Nations. Then proceed to what he hopes to achieve in 2018 in a true bipartisan manner with the help of Democrats and Independents to thunderous applause! Heh.

OK that's even too much for me, but he'll stay on script, mention his successes, thank the people that made it possible, support 1st responders, the military and police and make speaking to the American public the focus of his State of the Union speech. It's a State of the Union speech, whoopee-damn-do

You mean he won't denigrate law enforcement like he has time and time again??

 

[imported_tajmahal]

You mean he won't denigrate law enforcement like he has time and time again??

By that do you mean the leadership of the FBI?

 

[colonel]

My predictions:

No collusion with Ivan.

Iran must bow to the Trumps

U.K. sucks, those are mean people

Hillary email server.

The Wall

Market is touching heaven, but half of the country doesn't have Health Care

Obama ain't a citizen.

 

[brycejones]

You live in a world of spin, not reality.

CPS is full effect for shortbusspyder and tajbot as well it seems. How long before Felix chimes in?