staying illegally in pakistan

[av6330]

hi everyone,

my name is ahmed. i live in iraq. i have two skills pharmacy technician and barber. I want to move to pakistan and live there illegally. i would appreciate it if you only help, not judge or discourage me. i plan on going there on a tourist visa and then stay there and just find an apartment.

the reason is i really don't like living in iraq anymore, lots of reasons, safety, roads not all paved, general lack of friendliness/ opportunities in iraq. these things have made me really sick of living in iraq. i was thinking malaysia could offer me more from an income point of view.

is there anyone that can help me with advice and guidance. such as if i need a barber license to open up a shop or can i just open up a barber shop without a license?

what kind of problems will i face? where would i go to find a small studio apartment for myself? what is the average income for a barber, monthly?

if anyone wants to talk over email that would be cool, av6330@gmail.com

 

[videogames101]

if legit, awesome dude, good luck!

 

[montypythizzle]

Hope you get a job as a barber, good luck!

Sry 4 bad englando

 

[Sinsear]

LOL

 

[Agent11]

If I were you I would immigrate legally. . . And Pakistan would not be on my list of destinations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refugees_of_Iraq

'According to Washington-based Refugees International the U.S. has admitted fewer than 800 Iraqi refugees since the invasion, Sweden had accepted 18,000 and Australia had resettled almost 6,000.'

Try Sweden, Australia, New Zealand or maybe some other south east asian country?

 

[Sinsear]

Also, watch out for the drones

 

[Chrono]

How about Canada instead of Pakistan? Good luck dude!

 

[Red Squirrel]

If I were you I would immigrate legally. . . And Pakistan would not be on my list of destinations.

This. While punishments in western countries can be over the top for silly crimes (such as 10 years in prison over copyright infringement or hacking) in the middle east, it's beheading. If you're going to immigrate illegally at least go to a country that wont behead you. :biggrin:

 

[WelshBloke]

If you're going to illegally enter a country why Pakistan?

Why not Turkey then keep going NW till you hit civilisation?

 

[BoomerD]

What could possibly go wrong?

BTW, are you looking to join Al Queda? I understand they're always looking for a few drone magnets.

 

[AViking]

hi everyone,

my name is ahmed. i live in iraq. i have two skills pharmacy technician and barber. I want to move to pakistan and live there illegally. i would appreciate it if you only help, not judge or discourage me. i plan on going there on a tourist visa and then stay there and just find an apartment.

the reason is i really don't like living in iraq anymore, lots of reasons, safety, roads not all paved, general lack of friendliness/ opportunities in iraq. these things have made me really sick of living in iraq. i was thinking malaysia could offer me more from an income point of view.

is there anyone that can help me with advice and guidance. such as if i need a barber license to open up a shop or can i just open up a barber shop without a license?

what kind of problems will i face? where would i go to find a small studio apartment for myself? what is the average income for a barber, monthly?

if anyone wants to talk over email that would be cool, av6330@gmail.com

Set your sights higher. Pakistan is not going to be a major improvement for you. In many ways it will probably be a step down. Apply for refuge status to any number of other countries or apply for work visas.

 

[Kadarin]

Pakistan is such a worthless shithole that the only people who actually want to go there are crazy jihadis who want to be drone targets. Fuck that place, and fuck that whole culture.

 

[unixwizzard]

i was thinking malaysia could offer me more from an income point of view.

if this is the case then why do you want to go to Pakistan?

unless you are looking to join al-quaeda, the taliban, or some other bullshit jihadi group, I would stay away from Pakistan.

 

[OverVolt]

Wouldn't even know what to tell him. Good luck OP.

 

[slackerinabox]

Quick, someone legit here validate his claims and set up a kickstarter or something, I'd chip in $5 toward tickets to canada

 

[John Connor]

What better place than the U.S? Land of opportunity you know. LOL! I don't think you need a licensee to be a barber in the U.S. I use to go to a guy who was Indian and I higly doubt he had a license. Now I go to Great Clips.

 

[Scotteq]

Shouldn't be a problem - the border guards let through anyone who has a signal mirror and a business card from the CIA.

 

[John Connor]

shouldn't be a problem - the border guards let through anyone who has a signal mirror and a business card from al qaeda and go by bin laden.

ftfy. Lol!

 

[jemcam]

How would you get there? Through Iran and Afghanistan? Good luck with that. I applaud your effort, but seriously, look at moving west, no other direction from there makes any sense to me. It seems like you're just going to get more of the same by going east, south, or north, unless you went to Turkey.

 

[Markbnj]

If I wanted to leave Iraq and live illegally in Pakistan, this is the place I would come for advice.

 

[clamum]

OP, you are a badass. Godspeed my good sir.

 

[EagleKeeper]

If you are serious about Pakistan and not as a recruit, we have at least one member from Pakistan that you may wish to contact.
TheGreenBean

You may wish to contact the Pakistani embassy to see what the requirements are to be there fully legal.

 

[SandEagle]

ain't gonna lie. pakistani food is awesome! they make the best kebobs.

pakistan (zindabad!) food > indian (murdabad!) food

 

[ultimatebob]

Pakistan seems like a odd choice for emigration. I wonder if the OP has a lady friend there

 

[justoh]

Judging by the email invitation and the completely ridiculous nature of the post, this must be a spammer. Still funny, though.