Stolen Joke...

[Zanix]

There was a young monk of Hong Kong
Who had a three-headed dong
A small one for svcking
A BIG one for fvcking
And an extra for beating the gong




Edit2: I changed it! Gah, my ma quit sending me jokes...

 

[Appledrop]

:thumbsdown:

edit: :thumbsup:

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Zanix
I searched for texas and surgeon.


Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he perfomed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events at the olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's president of the United States."

Yet another tired, sad, e-mail joke. I got it yesterday.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Zanix

Yet another tired, sad, e-mail joke. I got it yesterday.

Try again then.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: Azzith
:thumbsdown:

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Azzith
:thumbsdown:

edit: :thumbsup:

good then, I'm getting a thumbsup if I gotta keep trying all day.

 

[DaTT]

blat!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Zanix
I searched for texas and surgeon.


Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he perfomed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events at the olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's president of the United States."

Yet another tired, sad, e-mail joke. I got it yesterday.

You too, eh?

 

[blazerazor]

the OP made me laugh :thumbsup:

Not the other one. :thumbsdown:

 

[thestranger]

you suck

 

[jadinolf]

0/10

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: thestranger
you suck

you suck

 

[geno]

there once was a man from Nantucket
with fine balls of brass
In stormy weather,
they'd clank together
and sparks flew out his ass