A forty-year-old man went to see his doctor for a check up. The man was consumed with living to be 110 years old. So when the man?s doctor came into the examination room the man asked him, ?Doctor, what do you think my chances are to live to be 110 years old??
His doctor looks at him and says, ?Well let me ask you some questions, and I will try to answer your question.?
?First, do you or have you ever used illegal drugs??
?Never Doctor, drugs are dangerous and could encourage other unhealthy behavior? the man told his Doctor.
?Alright, do you drink alcohol at all, like a good wine or a fine cognac??
the man said,? oh no, doctor, alcohol can cause cirrhosis of the liver and ruin your health.?
?Ok?, the doctor said, ?well do you use any tobacco products, like fine cigars, or a smooth snus??
?Never?, said the man, ?you know doctor that all tobacco is, is a ticket to an early grave.?
?Well, I see her on your chart that you are single, so have you, or do you have sex with many partners??
?No, doctor, there are just too many diseases out there to even contemplate sex with even one partner let alone many, I am an avowed bachelor and I will never involve myself with sexual relationships, nor have I ever?, said the man.
The doctor looks at his patient with frank astonishment on his face and says to him, ?You don?t do drugs, you don?t drink, you won?t use any tobacco products, and you refuse to have sex with any one, I am sure you have a very good chance of living to be 110 years old, but why the Hell you would want to, is beyond me.?
His doctor looks at him and says, ?Well let me ask you some questions, and I will try to answer your question.?
?First, do you or have you ever used illegal drugs??
?Never Doctor, drugs are dangerous and could encourage other unhealthy behavior? the man told his Doctor.
?Alright, do you drink alcohol at all, like a good wine or a fine cognac??
the man said,? oh no, doctor, alcohol can cause cirrhosis of the liver and ruin your health.?
?Ok?, the doctor said, ?well do you use any tobacco products, like fine cigars, or a smooth snus??
?Never?, said the man, ?you know doctor that all tobacco is, is a ticket to an early grave.?
?Well, I see her on your chart that you are single, so have you, or do you have sex with many partners??
?No, doctor, there are just too many diseases out there to even contemplate sex with even one partner let alone many, I am an avowed bachelor and I will never involve myself with sexual relationships, nor have I ever?, said the man.
The doctor looks at his patient with frank astonishment on his face and says to him, ?You don?t do drugs, you don?t drink, you won?t use any tobacco products, and you refuse to have sex with any one, I am sure you have a very good chance of living to be 110 years old, but why the Hell you would want to, is beyond me.?