Going through a collection of junk, found some old but stoopid blonde jokes......
She was sooooo Blonde,
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
She spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
When she went to the airport and saw the sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur in the home, she moved.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.
Yes, I was bored.....and now I've wasted 2 minutes of your time, too. You're welcome!
She was sooooo Blonde,
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
She spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
When she went to the airport and saw the sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur in the home, she moved.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.
Yes, I was bored.....and now I've wasted 2 minutes of your time, too. You're welcome!