Stooooopid blonde jokes.......

[Beanie46]

Going through a collection of junk, found some old but stoopid blonde jokes......


She was sooooo Blonde,

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

She spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

When she went to the airport and saw the sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur in the home, she moved.

She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.



Yes, I was bored.....and now I've wasted 2 minutes of your time, too. You're welcome!

 

[shortylickens]

Win.

Blondes are cute though.

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

Thanks! Funny! Ha!

 

[alkemyst]

BrutusKind is that you?

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
BrutusKind is that you?

:laugh:

 

[eplebnista]

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

 

[blurredvision]

Originally posted by: eplebnista
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

Oh ya? Well, how do you keep a blonde in suspense?

 

[BoomerD]

I hate it when a blonde uses the computer...it takes forever to get the white-out off the screen.

oh the list of GOOD blonde jokes goes on forever...some of the best ones told to me by blonde women...

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Originally posted by: peritusONE

Originally posted by: eplebnista
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

Oh ya? Well, how do you keep a blonde in suspense?

How?

 

[Modelworks]

So stupid she couldn't dial 911 because it had no 11 button.

 

[BoomerD]

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple.
She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane.

The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane.

Then the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane.

Then they landed and decided to go for a walk.

They first passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl, why are you crying?" and the little girl said,
"an apple came down and killed my new kitty".

Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" and the little boy said,
"a lemon came down and killed my new puppy."

Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off.

They asked, "why are you laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "


I farted and the building behind me blew up!!"

 

[roid450]

Originally posted by: Cerpin Taxt

Originally posted by: peritusONE

Originally posted by: eplebnista
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

Oh ya? Well, how do you keep a blonde in suspense?

How?

Ill tell u tomorrow

 

[IamElectro]

What do you call 24 blonde in a box?















A case of empties.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Cerpin Taxt

Originally posted by: peritusONE

Originally posted by: eplebnista
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

Oh ya? Well, how do you keep a blonde in suspense?

How?

I HAVE BEEN REFRESHING THIS THREAD FOR HOURS. TELL ME TELL ME

 

[spacejamz]

What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
At least you take your shoes when you get on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a blonde and 747?
Not everyone's been inside a 747.

 

[eplebnista]

Two blondes were sitting on a bench on the Atlantic City boardwalk admiring a beautiful, bright full moon. One said to the other, "I wonder which is further away, Florida or the moon?"
"Duh..." said the other, "Can you see Florida from here?"

 

[Twofootputt]

The classic:

Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

Brutuskend always had good ones.:beer: