STORY!!!!!!!!!!!

[WillyF1uhm1]

that he bought that morning from

 

[BlkDragon6]

an angry beaver merchant, who happened to have the orange bag and also a mysterical...

 

[WillyF1uhm1]

grimoir rumoured to be from Bilbo Ballings, who penned it just as he

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

sat on the can to take a big...

 

[Basse]

...rodent out of her purse...

(hmm, I'm getting tired now...)

/B

 

[BlkDragon6]

but it was actually a large, angry beaver.. which appeared to be..

 

[LuckyCharm]

a big fat jewish man who..

 

[evilhomey]

was into Hiphop Couture (kosher?)

 

[DDCSpeed]

then it bit her on the hand and she woke up and found out it was a dream and...

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

asked, "what the hell is this traffic cone doing in my bed?" She got up to go..

 

[littleman]

take a shower but found out her house had blown up.........

 

[thelanx]

by her next door neighbor who

 

[TallBill]

liked goats

 

[DanJ]

* a lot if you know what I mean *

 

[BlkDragon6]

but had a special place in her heart for donkeys which is why..

 

[thelanx]

she went to the farm that day to

 

[BlkDragon6]

"test" the quality of the live stock, which means that she..

 

[markjrubin]

grabbed the donkeys by their

 

[Bignate603]

tail and led them to the...

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

...local Jack in the Box where she...