Strange prerequisites for dating to turn into more

[jonnyjack]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Must be willing to go to baseball games and get excited if the Mets make the playoffs and watch the games with me

<--- huge baseball fan

haha, i've been saying the same thing to my friend during the season last year. except substitute mets with Oakland A's.

can't wait for the season to begin. i've already started reading up for fantasy baseball. (my cousin says i need a gf since i spend so much time with fantasy sports, haha)

 

[GasX]

She must not be a MAN, BABY!

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: bleeb

Originally posted by: illusion88
No girls who are dumber then me. Got to have a girl who can hold an inteligent conversation.

i was thinking... it might not be so bad if the girls are dumb... but good looking.... then you can fulfill your animalistic urges... on the flipside.. you don't want a girl that is too smart... because there will be hell to pay and major suffering. Just look at Bill Clinton and Hillary. You think they have a good life? Shes too smart and he's a horn ball.

So what are you saying, that smart women have no sex drive, or that you prefer a dumb girl that cannot think of anything other than the missionary position?

 

[gooseman]

She must not tell my wife that we are dating!

 

[Bigred75]

she has to make you laugh....ive dated pretty girls and ones not so pretty.....but the common attraction was always a good sense of humour....looks and opinions,change and fade...

 

[SoylentGreen]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Kiyup
My new one is:

She must not be a scented candle fanatic.

List yours.

Lol,that rules me out,there must be a God!

Well, I honestly would not date a woman twice my age. Not that it's a fault of yours, because if you were my age I may have been interested.

 

[GoingUp]

she must not be a politician

or a lawyer

 

[Yeeny]

Must not be a liar, or a womanizer, and he must possess the superhuman ability to keep it in his pants. He must be intelligent, have a good sense of humor, and not much of a temper, I want someone easy going. And most importantly, he must want to have sex, alot, I'm getting near my prime, and he better be able to handle me.

Dammit, I love scented candles too! *goes and sits next to geekbabe*

 

"or a lawyer"

Some people have some unfounded belief about lawyers. That's just wrong! Who's going to defend you when you need to be defended?

No transsexuals. No man way older than I (i.e. more than 10 years). No man way younger than I (i.e., more than 5 years younger).

 

[microAmp]

Originally posted by: bmacd
My list:

....
no girls who smoke

my mind is drawing a blank now...but i assure you my list is sooo much longer

-=bmacd=-

I was the same way with the smoking thing. I was with one girl who did but always had a mint around her so there wouldn't be no smoke taste when I kissed her. But OTOH, the one time she didn't, bleh.....

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: luvly
"or a lawyer"

Some people have some unfounded belief about lawyers. That's just wrong! Who's going to defend you when you need to be defended?

No transsexuals. No man way older than I (i.e. more than 10 years). No man way younger than I (i.e., more than 5 years younger).

then again some people have a very founded belief from dealing with lawyers and people who act like lawyers....

just something to think about

 

[Siddhartha]

I have to like her and she has to like me.

 

[FrustratedUser]

She must not have a Penis.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Hatari Chic
"1. Must be (name) or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
2. Facsimile? Have you gone loopy, girl?
3. Right, must be (name) then"

Name changed to protect the (arguably) innocent. Assume that it refers to someone specific though, and there's my criteria.

Must...Not...Say...Anything...

ARGH!! It's a good thing I'm on your side Paige, or the things I could say.

Oh, and luvly, given your lists here I'm going to have to re-think my opinion of you. You've listed very good pre-requisites. But since that's not relevant to the thread, I'll stop now.

ZV

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Kiyup

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Kiyup
My new one is:

She must not be a scented candle fanatic.

List yours.

Lol,that rules me out,there must be a God!

Well, I honestly would not date a woman twice my age. Not that it's a fault of yours, because if you were my age I may have been interested.

Somehow,I think my point was lost on you

 

"Oh, and luvly, given your lists here I'm going to have to re-think my opinion of you. You've listed very good pre-requisites. But since that's not relevant to the thread, I'll stop now."

Oh, I see. That must be your indirect way of soliciting for my affection? I mean, you must be a tall and decent looking guy in good shape and no gut? Wow!

I've never seen what you look like, but if you ever share it . . . you might win my affection, in spite of the sassy comments.

And no, I am not encouraging going off the subject. However, the subject title is strange prerequisites. The aforementioned conditions fall within those bounds.

 

[AreaCode707]

luvly, I think ZV was referring to himself going off subject, not you. And I'll vouch for the fact that he's a tall and decent looking guy in good shape and no gut. Leastwise, from what I can tell from his pics.

 

[Zenmervolt]

I mean, you must be a tall and decent looking guy in good shape and no gut?

I wish.

ZV

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: bmacd
My list:

no blondes
no sorority chicks
no alcoholics
no whores
no girls without cars
no girls under 21
no girls whose hair is shorter than mine
no girls who stink (smell)
no girls with eating disorders
no girls who take anti-depressants
no girls who smoke

my mind is drawing a blank now...but i assure you my list is sooo much longer

-=bmacd=-

Have you ever even had a date?

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

I mean, you must be a tall and decent looking guy in good shape and no gut?

I wish.

ZV

Which part are you referring to? Tall, decent looking, and no gut, I know those are true.

 

[Odoacer]

1) Must be shorter than me
2) Should appreciate the fact that i do things like build computers and program 'em
3) Should be able to take her liquor straight and hold it in (well thats more of a plus)

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Hatari Chic

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

I mean, you must be a tall and decent looking guy in good shape and no gut?

I wish.

ZV

Which part are you referring to? Tall, decent looking, and no gut, I know those are true.

I am not, however, in great shape. I've worked outdoors in landscaping/park maintenance and had no problems keeping up with everyone else, but I am about as far from "ripped" as a person can get. But I digress.

ZV

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer

Originally posted by: bmacd
My list:

no blondes
no sorority chicks
no alcoholics
no whores
no girls without cars
no girls under 21
no girls whose hair is shorter than mine
no girls who stink (smell)
no girls with eating disorders
no girls who take anti-depressants
no girls who smoke

my mind is drawing a blank now...but i assure you my list is sooo much longer

-=bmacd=-

Have you ever even had a date?

Plenty...and plenty of stable gfs inbetween. I'm allowed to be picky. Most of my list comes from bad past experiences. With the exception of two items on the list (that were from one girl), every single one of those were from a different girl. Besides, 6 weeks in a relationship seems to be my breaking point...that's when i decide whether i actually want to pursue the girl or drop her. They were all learning experiences, to say the least.

-=bmacd=-

 

[Skel]

SHe has to make me feel alive....

 

"I am not, however, in great shape. I've worked outdoors in landscaping/park maintenance and had no problems keeping up with everyone else, but I am about as far from 'ripped' as a person can get. But I digress."

LMAO! You're cracking me up now, Zenmervolt. I don't tend to trust people's judgments many times. We're the biggest critiques of ourselves, as much as we're the biggest praisers of our appearances.

Don't worry if you don't have that physical appeal. We can be cool if you don't try hard to get my attention.