Strip club newbies - FAQ

[Hannover]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: blurredvision

Originally posted by: apologetic
DO-
Stay sober!!! The girls were hot BEFORE you started drinking, so enjoy it.

The girls aren't always hot. And if they actually turned the lights on in the place and didn't leave it dark all the time, that number would dwindle drastically. If you've went to your first strip club and 80% of the girls were hot, I'd stick with that one, it's a diamond in the rough.

Originally posted by: Siddhartha
My do, do not do list:

1. Spend money, the dancers are there to make money. Would you go to a casino and not gamble?

Why spend money if you don't have to? That's why most all strip clubs (atleast around here) charge cover charges. You pay the cover, go in and see naked ladies strip on the stage. If you want a little something extra, THEN you pay extra. Then again, I'm cheap, so there's my logic .

You must have some crappy clubs up there....
Houstons Strip scene is still booming with clubs full of hot girls...
Treasures, Gold Cup, legends, etc etc..
and yes you can get play from strippers... specially if you got a few bucks to spend.

There are a few clubs that I hear are more like Brothels in Houston. Not to mention the Swingers club on 290. Swingers FTW.

I can't say that I've ever experienced anything like that but I will give a nod to Legends. All nude, BYOB and friendly girls. They aren't very pushy with the private dances and they girls would actually stay and chat after being turned down for a dance.

 

[Taggart]

never been, never will

 

[Looney]

What's the etiquette on masturbating in the washroom?

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: Wapp

Originally posted by: bugle25
DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON STRIPPERS. IMO

QFT.

 

[Taggart]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Actually I know a couple of peelers that have good college degrees or are in the pursuit of one. Just a means to an end.

Ah yes, the 'stripper myth.'

 

[Gillbot]

Originally posted by: apologetic
Stay sober!!! The girls were hot BEFORE you started drinking, so enjoy it.

I've seen some double baggers in my younger days at the clubs.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: apologetic
I observed all of the following fundamental mistakes tonight from a few drunken college kids. I hope every one of them reads this.

DON'T-
Try to "rescue" the grls from their current lifestyle, it's their choice, so respect it
Ask a girl for their recommendations for a lapdance from another girl
Use the ATM machine inside the club, go WITH cash dumba$$
Assume a girl is interested in you rather than the cash you just put in your wallet
Ask a girl for her number. BUT if you really think you have a chance, you don't.

DO-
Respect the girls and their wishes. This is their job, they've earned it
Help the girls feel sexy, this helps them help you
Tip regularly, even with the smallest bills.
Stay sober!!! The girls were hot BEFORE you started drinking, so enjoy it.


If you go to a club for the first time, observe how things work BEFORE you do anything. Don't let you nervous little minds go wild. CALM DOWN and talk to any of the girls (yes, they speak too) if you have questions.

BTW, I had a great time.:beer:
Good night all

Here is another DO

Go with your Hot Honey and both have a great time, we do :thumbsup:

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: DefDC
When I was single, the clubs were a waste of time... Now that I'm married...

Actually, when I was single, I lived with a hot girl, who was intersted in girls. We used to go to the clubs all the time. She'd stay later than I would, and bring girls home... AFTER I had fallen asleep. I had to work at 6AM, so I never got to watch/participate... Grrr...

Man card... Hand it over.

 

[MisterJackson]

Add this to the rules:

- If you can, go WITH a girl. Strippers are drawn to couples and you'll reap the rewards in so many possible ways.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Add this to the rules:

- If you can, go WITH a girl. Strippers are drawn to couples and you'll reap the rewards in so many possible ways.

Yes, I can personally vouche this is true

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: Looney
What's the etiquette on masturbating in the washroom?

Don't squirt on another guy's shoes?

 

[n yusef]

I'm going down to Florida for a few days to make sure my Grandmother gets back to her house safely (she just has a quadruple bypass a few months ago and can only lift 25 lbs.) so I called my ex to hopefully get some a$$ down there. Little did I know what had changed in her life.

She told me that she's a stripper and she wants me to go to her club.

I've never been to a stripclub before (one of the worst wastes of money, IMO) but this could be fun.



Hopefully she doesn't have any diseases.

 

[stan394]

Originally posted by: Siddhartha
Would you go to a casino and not gamble?

Yes

 

[13Gigatons]

Strip Clubs are a true ripoff. Go find a real woman, get married and get a divorce. At least you get to do more then look.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: alien42

Originally posted by: Amused
Strip clubs are a HUGE waste of money.

It's like paying to look at a buffet when you're starving, but you aren't allowed to eat anything.

A complete waste of time and money.

Also a surefire way to NOT get laid.

most of that is just opinion of course but the last statement is just wrong. do you have any idea how many couples go to a strip club and when they get home have incredible sex due to the club.

If a couple needs a strip club to get them on, the passion in their relationship is over. Not a healthy relationship if you ask me.

 

[FrancesBeansRevenge]

I'll add one piece of advice I learned the hard way: don't lick puddles on the floor.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: FrancesBeansRevenge
I'll add one piece of advice I learned the hard way: don't lick puddles on the floor.

Good idea.

 

[edro]

Here's my tip:

When standing at the stage and the girl is giving you a "private" dance... she may turn around and stick her ass in your face. Do not stick out your toungue... it might get you kicked out.

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: alien42

Originally posted by: Amused
Strip clubs are a HUGE waste of money.

It's like paying to look at a buffet when you're starving, but you aren't allowed to eat anything.

A complete waste of time and money.

Also a surefire way to NOT get laid.

most of that is just opinion of course but the last statement is just wrong. do you have any idea how many couples go to a strip club and when they get home have incredible sex due to the club.

I've done that myself with both my ex and my current GF. Still, it's just porn... very expensive porn. Why pay so much to watch something that you cannot have?

And, in the end, there are far more creative ways to get fired up with your partner than watching money vacuums you cannot fsck dance around you.

It's like watching Football on tv as oppose to being 'there' at the Football stadium I guess. I haven't been to a strip club but I'm willing to bet the atmosphere is better. Football tickets are pricey!

I have a friend who was a chef at a Spearmint Rhinos. He had his fair share of girls during his time there. Even had a 3 way with 2 of them :thumbsup:. He got me and another mate VIP passes to go. He'd also go to other strip clubs and 'recruit' lol.

Koing