Strip Club

[Tal]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: sward666

Does the 666 make you cool?

The 666 is just a number. My charming personality, rakish good looks, and sharp wit are what make me cool, just like your lack thereof makes you... not.

and you think I am egotistical?

Not trying to start something alk, but in many threads you say "I've lived." Whattaya mean? You're happy with your life, and I'm sure have had a great one at that. But, are you saying that these other haven't lived? Aren't living as well? Aren't worth being alive? Just was wondering...

And........ I wouldn't take home a stripper. I've never been to a strip club. I got married pretty young (19 IIRC.)

 

[kalster]

lol

congrats dude

 

Originally posted by: Tal

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: sward666

Does the 666 make you cool?

The 666 is just a number. My charming personality, rakish good looks, and sharp wit are what make me cool, just like your lack thereof makes you... not.

and you think I am egotistical?

Not trying to start something alk, but in many threads you say "I've lived." Whattaya mean? You're happy with your life, and I'm sure have had a great one at that. But, are you saying that these other haven't lived? Aren't living as well? Aren't worth being alive? Just was wondering...

And........ I wouldn't take home a stripper. I've never been to a strip club. I got married pretty young (19 IIRC.)

He likes to think he is better than everyone else, and that there is some kind of alkemyst hate club out there where everyone wants in. In reality, most hate him for different reasons. There is no "hate bandwagon", he just represents what is wrong with humanity.

 

[Tal]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Tal

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: sward666

Does the 666 make you cool?

The 666 is just a number. My charming personality, rakish good looks, and sharp wit are what make me cool, just like your lack thereof makes you... not.

and you think I am egotistical?

Not trying to start something alk, but in many threads you say "I've lived." Whattaya mean? You're happy with your life, and I'm sure have had a great one at that. But, are you saying that these other haven't lived? Aren't living as well? Aren't worth being alive? Just was wondering...

And........ I wouldn't take home a stripper. I've never been to a strip club. I got married pretty young (19 IIRC.)

He likes to think he is better than everyone else, and that there is some kind of alkemyst hate club out there where everyone wants in. In reality, most hate him for different reasons. There is no "hate bandwagon", he just represents what is wrong with humanity.

I don't hate him, I don't even know him. I;m just wondering what he means by that phrase. Being "better" than someone else is pretty subjective. I'm sure he doesn't think that way.

 

Originally posted by: Tal

I don't hate him, I don't even know him. I;m just wondering what he means by that phrase. Being "better" than someone else is pretty subjective. I'm sure he doesn't think that way.

I never said you did, thats why I said most. And if you read back on many of his posts, you get the general impression that he tends to look down upon everyone else because he has "lived."

 

[cronos]

Originally posted by: kalster
lol

congrats dude

yeah, i finally read this thread

 

[Tal]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Tal

I don't hate him, I don't even know him. I;m just wondering what he means by that phrase. Being "better" than someone else is pretty subjective. I'm sure he doesn't think that way.

I never said you did, thats why I said most. And if you read back on many of his posts, you get the general impression that he tends to look down upon everyone else because he has "lived."

no, I realize you didn't mean me. I was just reaffirming it. Sorry to hijack the thread OP. Get tested for HPV btw. HPV Info I think something like 60% of sexually active college chicks have HPV. They don't test for it usually when you get a regular STD test. You have to ask. Also, IIRC (feel free to correct me) but 90% of all cervical cancer is caused by HPV. And since symptoms are rare, you can be a carrier. You can get warts though which I'm sure are NASTY.

 

[kalster]

Originally posted by: saxguy

Originally posted by: kalster
lol

congrats dude

yeah, i finally read this thread

yeh too many bitter guys over analyzing things

as long as he made sure he was 'protected' and she didn't con him or anything its all good

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Tal

I don't hate him, I don't even know him. I;m just wondering what he means by that phrase. Being "better" than someone else is pretty subjective. I'm sure he doesn't think that way.

There's a simple explanation to this. Some people like to call others, especially strangers whom they've never encountered, a loser to feel better about themselves. In reality, we'll never meet him and neither will he. He won't know anything about our lives and what we do; yet, he'll continue to analyze how pathetic our lives are and how much "better" he is than us.

Personally, I think it's just another attack on the younger generation by an old guy because he feels we owe him something.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Blah blah blah, I'm an idiot.

Only you would overanalyze a strip club thread.

Sorry I have actually lived.

Taking 100 pictures of yourself flexing while wearing nothing but a towel and posting them online does not qualify as living. My eyes still burn from that crap.

 

[cressida]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: JasonXtreme
The other night I was at a strip club with a few freinds of mine. I had a little bit of money on me so I decided to get a lap dance. The first good looking chick to walk by I flaged down for a dance. We go into the back room for a lap dance.

Sorry backroom is not for lap dances....

She asks me if I had a girlfreind. I told her I just got out of a relationship (which was a lie). She was all sympathetic and said she would give me some free dances. I didn't argue. About five dances later she kisses me. Not on the cheek but lips. She asks "Want more?". My response was of course sure. She kisses me once again but stops. She said she couldn't anymore because the girl who was next to her at the time (also giving dances) was a nark. She then asks if she could be my rebound chick.

WTF? This was a dream right?

Keep in mind I'm drunk as hell. Not thinking shes serious & just looking for money I said yeah. She asked me to hang out after she gets off work & not to tell my freinds. I said fine, paid for one dance & told her to look for me after.

so your friends just left you, no questions asked.....oh wait it's a dream still.

It's closing, bouncers are telling everyone to finish their beers and leave. I look towards the exit and to my suprise she's their. Not expecting anything I walk by her looking the other direction. She grabs my arm! The bouncer approaches and asks her whats going on. She said I was her ride home.

Usually it's a tipping and sipping..never been to a club where they really care if your drink is done at closing and the bouncers don't give two craps if a girl is leading you somewhere.

Ended up taking a cab back to her place. We talked for like five hours. Apprently she just got out of a relationship. She couldnt believe that she picked up a guy at her work. She said she never does that. For some reason I believed her. She started crying, talking about all of her past experiences, life story pretty much. Real screwed up. She use to model but couldn't handle it. So she started stripping.

wow great dream

I guess she needed someone to talk too. I was it. We hung out for like three days afterward. Later on I called & her roomate told me not to anymore. I didn't question it. Walked away.

don't look up your dream girl in the white pages.

Thats the story. Im skipping alot of details to make this short.

EDIT: I DID GET LAID! Notice I said I'm skipping alot of details.

hey it was a dream they are hard to remember.

Now the real way this goes down is....

A clean cut guy looks like a 'nice catch' in the typical t!tty bar. Face it your competition is sweaty working guys that just got paid usually. You have to be selective because the best of the girls aren't chasing the door.

You meet your 'woman' for the night...perhaps a $1 dance from the stage at first and a quick wink and a 'how about a dance later hun' in your ear....

Work out dance specials...she will offer 2 or 3 songs for the 1 price and go from there. She's trying to get back room ($50-150) work or a night home (possibly just ask for $150+ off the bat or even treat you if you treat her during the evening).

Now if you a tipping her constantly the bouncers don't care. She may have to do her stage dances at intervals but if you are the best catch you got her next. As long as you are tipping. If not the bouncers want to see you drinking constantly. Some cover clubs over look that part, but most don't want spectators only.

Play your cards right you get a free lay. She's not looking for a boyfriend unless you are providing drugs, or material gains....after all her friend could be your next catch the way she found you.

I usually just milk a few free dances, get a 'hand' (edit: this only happened twice and not to completion), and walk when it gets to hard negotiation. I would tell them I don't pay for sex and leave it at that. My friends did too. One got one for a couple nights, but he was lending her his dealer car....he also made her think it was hers. '

Seriously though a strip club is about the hardest place to get a stripper at. You have a much easier time catching one at a local bar / club....it's usually pretty obvious who the 'pros' are.

They will tell you their problems in hopes you can take them away....talk a good game, get her to go home with you, semi admit you can possibly bail them out and in the morning when they ask if you can give them some cash to take care of the emergency, tell them you have to think about it now.

They will be irate...be careful with that one and if at your own house you are an idiot.

Each one of your post is a novel .... why don't you spend more time taking pictures of yourself or maybe you have?

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Text

What the hell does that MEAN?

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: JasonXtreme
The other night I was at a strip club with a few freinds of mine. I had a little bit of money on me so I decided to get a lap dance. The first good looking chick to walk by I flaged down for a dance. We go into the back room for a lap dance.

She asks me if I had a girlfreind. I told her I just got out of a relationship (which was a lie). She was all sympathetic and said she would give me some free dances. I didn't argue. About five dances later she kisses me. Not on the cheek but lips. She asks "Want more?". My response was of course sure. She kisses me once again but stops. She said she couldn't anymore because the girl who was next to her at the time (also giving dances) was a nark. She then asks if she could be my rebound chick.

Keep in mind I'm drunk as hell. Not thinking shes serious & just looking for money I said yeah. She asked me to hang out after she gets off work & not to tell my freinds. I said fine, paid for one dance & told her to look for me after.

It's closing, bouncers are telling everyone to finish their beers and leave. I look towards the exit and to my suprise she's their. Not expecting anything I walk by her looking the other direction. She grabs my arm! The bouncer approaches and asks her whats going on. She said I was her ride home.

Ended up taking a cab back to her place. We talked for like five hours. Apprently she just got out of a relationship. She couldnt believe that she picked up a guy at her work. She said she never does that. For some reason I believed her. She started crying, talking about all of her past experiences, life story pretty much. Real screwed up. She use to model but couldn't handle it. So she started stripping.

I guess she needed someone to talk too. I was it. We hung out for like three days afterward. Later on I called & her roomate told me not to anymore. I didn't question it. Walked away.

Thats the story. Im skipping alot of details to make this short.

EDIT: I DID GET LAID! Notice I said I'm skipping alot of details.

LMAO.... i hope you begged it good

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: cressida

Each one of your post is a novel .... why don't you spend more time taking pictures of yourself or maybe you have?

You like my pics that much you want more, aren't you a guy?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Tal

Not trying to start something alk, but in many threads you say "I've lived." Whattaya mean? You're happy with your life, and I'm sure have had a great one at that. But, are you saying that these other haven't lived? Aren't living as well? Aren't worth being alive? Just was wondering...

And........ I wouldn't take home a stripper. I've never been to a strip club. I got married pretty young (19 IIRC.)

Just as the above states. I wouldn't, I never, etc...yet so many people like that will try to tell you what's what about something they only know about from 'stories'.

I am sure others have lived here, I know a few who have had pretty decent adventurers. It's all about what you want from life I guess. Some people just do what I could call a text book life.

You listened to your parents, did well in school, did what they told you, went to college, did well, didn't party because mommy and daddy would be upset, didn't have sex, didn't meet your wife / husband until senior year or a few years after graduation. Got mom and dad's approval, married. Got the House, SUV, Dog and Two and a Half Kids, vacation 2 weeks a year, save everything you can, lie to your kids about the world, spoil them, teach them that only they matter, grow old retire wonder where the hell your life went and die.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

He likes to think he is better than everyone else, and that there is some kind of alkemyst hate club out there where everyone wants in. In reality, most hate him for different reasons. There is no "hate bandwagon", he just represents what is wrong with humanity.

I in fact have said I am not any better than everyone. I don't speak in all, everyone, everything, etc...there are always exceptions.

However, there is indeed a bandwagon here and like you attack me instead of what I am saying.

seething jealousy ring a bell. You aren't dead yet go out and do something.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Blah blah blah, I'm an idiot.

Only you would overanalyze a strip club thread.

Sorry I have actually lived.

Taking 100 pictures of yourself flexing while wearing nothing but a towel and posting them online does not qualify as living. My eyes still burn from that crap.

you counted them? I posted them on my own website..you made the pilgrimage there idiot. Are you forced to do things so easily? WTF is flexing import muscle mean? you got a honda with a fart can and a some stickers.....

Only a moron would think some website would represent living. Perhaps the sole purpose of posting those pics was just to piss you off...served.

flexing hahahah....like a 13 year old school girl. Go back to your XBox.

 

[kalster]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Tal

Not trying to start something alk, but in many threads you say "I've lived." Whattaya mean? You're happy with your life, and I'm sure have had a great one at that. But, are you saying that these other haven't lived? Aren't living as well? Aren't worth being alive? Just was wondering...

And........ I wouldn't take home a stripper. I've never been to a strip club. I got married pretty young (19 IIRC.)

Just as the above states. I wouldn't, I never, etc...yet so many people like that will try to tell you what's what about something they only know about from 'stories'.

I am sure others have lived here, I know a few who have had pretty decent adventurers. It's all about what you want from life I guess. Some people just do what I could call a text book life.

You listened to your parents, did well in school, did what they told you, went to college, did well, didn't party because mommy and daddy would be upset, didn't have sex, didn't meet your wife / husband until senior year or a few years after graduation. Got mom and dad's approval, married. Got the House, SUV, Dog and Two and a Half Kids, vacation 2 weeks a year, save everything you can, lie to your kids about the world, spoil them, teach them that only they matter, grow old retire wonder where the hell your life went and die.

and I take it you did NOT follow the text book life so you post on messsage boards acting like only you 'have lived' :disgust:

 

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: FallenHero

He likes to think he is better than everyone else, and that there is some kind of alkemyst hate club out there where everyone wants in. In reality, most hate him for different reasons. There is no "hate bandwagon", he just represents what is wrong with humanity.

I in fact have said I am not any better than everyone. I don't speak in all, everyone, everything, etc...there are always exceptions.

However, there is indeed a bandwagon here and like you attack me instead of what I am saying.

seething jealousy ring a bell. You aren't dead yet go out and do something.

Thats exactly what im talking about. Thanks for proving my point.

 

[Brutuskend]

My Adventure! (LONG)

That's not what SHE said, and you wonder why she said STOP CALLING HERE!!?!?

 

[PingSpike]

alkemyst, I usually bite my tongue when you go off one of your "I lived...blahblahalbah" rants because I honestly thought the first few times I witnessed them they were actually just misguided attempts at advice. But since most are just laced with insults and insinuations of your superiority over some one else, I really haven't been able to give you the benefit of the doubt as of late. All I can think of is that you're a lonely person IRL that needs some affirmation of his deeds on a message board. Maybe all your friends grew up and got married or something, I don't know...but why don't you go to a bar and brag about all the chicks you bagged, like every other washed up frat boy. I'm sure they'll all pat you on the back with a gleam of admiration in their eye as you regale them with tales of mind fvcking and then butt fvcking some emotionally fragile woman. I assume thats what you're looking for, but it seems like you're going to the wrong place to get it. A computer forum loaded with nerds isn't likely to harbor a lot of people who share your ideals of 'living' or whatever the fvck you're talking about. Maybe you should go register on that duan jaun forum, or however its spelt.

I'm sure your response will contain some reference to me having a small penis or being gay or something, but I'm equally sure I'll get over it even quicker than you'll typed it.

 

[Bulk Beef]

Only a moron would think some website would represent living.

And getting an incomplete hand job from a skank does? Now THAT takes some ego.

 

[Fritzo]

Is anyone else not believing this story?

EDIT: I guess I'm not the only one. He might be able to get $50 for sending it to Penthouse though

 

[Tal]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Tal

Not trying to start something alk, but in many threads you say "I've lived." Whattaya mean? You're happy with your life, and I'm sure have had a great one at that. But, are you saying that these other haven't lived? Aren't living as well? Aren't worth being alive? Just was wondering...

And........ I wouldn't take home a stripper. I've never been to a strip club. I got married pretty young (19 IIRC.)

Just as the above states. I wouldn't, I never, etc...yet so many people like that will try to tell you what's what about something they only know about from 'stories'.

I am sure others have lived here, I know a few who have had pretty decent adventurers. It's all about what you want from life I guess. Some people just do what I could call a text book life.

You listened to your parents, did well in school, did what they told you, went to college, did well, didn't party because mommy and daddy would be upset, didn't have sex, didn't meet your wife / husband until senior year or a few years after graduation. Got mom and dad's approval, married. Got the House, SUV, Dog and Two and a Half Kids, vacation 2 weeks a year, save everything you can, lie to your kids about the world, spoil them, teach them that only they matter, grow old retire wonder where the hell your life went and die.

Hrphm. And here I was, trying to be civil. Adventure is a pretty easy term to use. I had an adventure today where this pesky chipmunk came into my garage so I shot him. What an adventure!

Let's review your points.
Listened to my Parents: Check. I did listen to my parents pretty well. They're smart people.
Did well in School: Check.
Did what they told me: well, mostly.
Went to college: Sorta. I did my last two years of high school at college. Got my AA degree. Got to hang out with "cool" older kids which is where I met my wife. I was a junior in High school, she was in college. I'm going back now to get a degree.
didn't party because mommy and daddy would be upset: Nah, I wasn't very cool. No one would party with me. Plus I don't really like to party. (I'm assuming you mean throw up on myself. )
didn't have sex: With whom? My wife? Now, that's none of your business.
didn't meet your wife / husband until senior year or a few years after graduation: Nope. Junior year.
Got mom and dad's approval:Check. Didn't need it, but my wife and my family get along really well.
Married:Check.
Got the House:Check. Just a little over one year thanks.
SUV:no, we have a pretty dumpy mini-van though. Seats 7.
Dog: We actually had a dog at one point. Not anymore though.
Two and a Half Kids:Two unless there's half of one my wife hid somewhere...
vacation 2 weeks a year: Ok, now it's just wierd. Are you spying on me? I do GET TWO WEEKS A YEAR! I don't actually go on much of a vacation, but I get that much from work!
save everything you can:Ohhhh.... there's where you're falling apart. We're not very good at saving money.
lie to your kids about the world: Well, I did tell my son that there are monsters.
spoil them:Sometimes. I think it can be ok in moderation.
teach them that only they matter:Nah, my wife and I were bandying around raising them to be nice to others and stuff. "Greater love hath no one than this..." and all.
grow old retire wonder where the hell your life went and die: Well, unless you're a psychic...

You know what. You're right. My life has been pretty sweet. I'd say I've lived a kick A$$ life! I could die happy right now. Or later when I'm old like you said.
<Mumbles to himself> Yeah, he's right. My life is awesome. I wouldn't change a thing. I've got a wife and two kids and a family that loves me more than life itself! Rock on! </mumbles to himself>

Ya know, Alkemyst, you knew just what I needed. Thanks!

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Blah blah blah, I'm an idiot.

Only you would overanalyze a strip club thread.

Sorry I have actually lived.

Taking 100 pictures of yourself flexing while wearing nothing but a towel and posting them online does not qualify as living. My eyes still burn from that crap.

you counted them? I posted them on my own website..you made the pilgrimage there idiot. Are you forced to do things so easily? WTF is flexing import muscle mean? you got a honda with a fart can and a some stickers.....

Only a moron would think some website would represent living. Perhaps the sole purpose of posting those pics was just to piss you off...served.

flexing hahahah....like a 13 year old school girl. Go back to your XBox.

I went there solely for comic value. Humor quickly turned to horror, though. You can't really blame me. It was like a train wreck. It makes your stomach turn but you have to look all the same.

As far as my username, you got it. I'm very impressed. I got out of the import scene after the ricers took it over, but I feel no need to change my username since I've had it for quite a few years. Very impressive point of attack, though. I would have expected a little better, but, eh...

Oh, and you're absolutely right about websites not representing life. That's why nobody believes a tenth of the crap that you spew about yourself on this website.