Strip Club

[Pliablemoose]

LOL, good read (the whole thread ), I've had strippers try to take me home, but never went for it, sometimes life can careen out of control pretty quick, I figured that was one way to help it along just a little too quickly.

I just enjoy being the guy they feel safe with when I visit the club

"You're that guy who's always so mellow & happy..." Of course I'm happy, I'm in a freaking strip club

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: dwell
Life rule #179 Do not date strippers.

"When a woman says she's strippin' to pay for school... that's a lie. I was in school. I don't remember no chicks doing lap dances in math class" -- Chris Rock

LOL! They DO all say that! I went to Windsor CA a couple of years back and some Barzilian girl kept sitting next to me chatting about how she stripped to pay for school. I don't even think she was from Brazil since she couldn't answer any of my questions about the country She kind of looked like Halle Barry, except no so good looking...

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
alkemyst, I usually bite my tongue when you go off one of your "I lived...blahblahalbah" rants because I honestly thought the first few times I witnessed them they were actually just misguided attempts at advice. But since most are just laced with insults and insinuations of your superiority over some one else, I really haven't been able to give you the benefit of the doubt as of late. All I can think of is that you're a lonely person IRL that needs some affirmation of his deeds on a message board. Maybe all your friends grew up and got married or something, I don't know...but why don't you go to a bar and brag about all the chicks you bagged, like every other washed up frat boy. I'm sure they'll all pat you on the back with a gleam of admiration in their eye as you regale them with tales of mind fvcking and then butt fvcking some emotionally fragile woman. I assume thats what you're looking for, but it seems like you're going to the wrong place to get it. A computer forum loaded with nerds isn't likely to harbor a lot of people who share your ideals of 'living' or whatever the fvck you're talking about. Maybe you should go register on that duan jaun forum, or however its spelt.

I'm sure your response will contain some reference to me having a small penis or being gay or something, but I'm equally sure I'll get over it even quicker than you'll typed it.

:thumbsup:

His shtick has gotten stale. Really, really stale.

 

[dquan97]

pics?

 

[0roo0roo]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240402/

 

[VietDude]

we need pics to judge

 

[homestarmy]

Originally posted by: shady06
OMGSTD4U

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

I went there solely for comic value. Humor quickly turned to horror, though. You can't really blame me. It was like a train wreck. It makes your stomach turn but you have to look all the same.

As far as my username, you got it. I'm very impressed. I got out of the import scene after the ricers took it over, but I feel no need to change my username since I've had it for quite a few years. Very impressive point of attack, though. I would have expected a little better, but, eh...

Oh, and you're absolutely right about websites not representing life. That's why nobody believes a tenth of the crap that you spew about yourself on this website.

Ok so now ask yourself, what was your point?

And to the others. I attack when others attack usually and hence why I point out their own shortcomings. I am not saying I don't have any, but you won't catch me just going off on someone looking to express themselves.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Tal

Just as the above states. I wouldn't, I never, etc...yet so many people like that will try to tell you what's what about something they only know about from 'stories'.

I am sure others have lived here, I know a few who have had pretty decent adventurers. It's all about what you want from life I guess. Some people just do what I could call a text book life.

You listened to your parents, did well in school, did what they told you, went to college, did well, didn't party because mommy and daddy would be upset, didn't have sex, didn't meet your wife / husband until senior year or a few years after graduation. Got mom and dad's approval, married. Got the House, SUV, Dog and Two and a Half Kids, vacation 2 weeks a year, save everything you can, lie to your kids about the world, spoil them, teach them that only they matter, grow old retire wonder where the hell your life went and die.

Hrphm. And here I was, trying to be civil. Adventure is a pretty easy term to use. I had an adventure today where this pesky chipmunk came into my garage so I shot him. What an adventure!

Let's review your points.
Listened to my Parents: Check. I did listen to my parents pretty well. They're smart people.
Did well in School: Check.
Did what they told me: well, mostly.
Went to college: Sorta. I did my last two years of high school at college. Got my AA degree. Got to hang out with "cool" older kids which is where I met my wife. I was a junior in High school, she was in college. I'm going back now to get a degree.
didn't party because mommy and daddy would be upset: Nah, I wasn't very cool. No one would party with me. Plus I don't really like to party. (I'm assuming you mean throw up on myself. )
didn't have sex: With whom? My wife? Now, that's none of your business.
didn't meet your wife / husband until senior year or a few years after graduation: Nope. Junior year.
Got mom and dad's approval:Check. Didn't need it, but my wife and my family get along really well.
Married:Check.
Got the House:Check. Just a little over one year thanks.
SUV:no, we have a pretty dumpy mini-van though. Seats 7.
Dog: We actually had a dog at one point. Not anymore though.
Two and a Half Kids:Two unless there's half of one my wife hid somewhere...
vacation 2 weeks a year: Ok, now it's just wierd. Are you spying on me? I do GET TWO WEEKS A YEAR! I don't actually go on much of a vacation, but I get that much from work!
save everything you can:Ohhhh.... there's where you're falling apart. We're not very good at saving money.
lie to your kids about the world: Well, I did tell my son that there are monsters.
spoil them:Sometimes. I think it can be ok in moderation.
teach them that only they matter:Nah, my wife and I were bandying around raising them to be nice to others and stuff. "Greater love hath no one than this..." and all.
grow old retire wonder where the hell your life went and die: Well, unless you're a psychic...

You know what. You're right. My life has been pretty sweet. I'd say I've lived a kick A$$ life! I could die happy right now. Or later when I'm old like you said.
<Mumbles to himself> Yeah, he's right. My life is awesome. I wouldn't change a thing. I've got a wife and two kids and a family that loves me more than life itself! Rock on! </mumbles to himself>

Ya know, Alkemyst, you knew just what I needed. Thanks!

You did realize I was saying 'YOU' in general not directly at you. I have / had no idea what you lived or didn't, thanks for sharing....hopefully your 'story' doesn't chance like so many here.

Yet another not reading and getting defensive. Live how you want, be happy....

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: sward666

Only a moron would think some website would represent living.

And getting an incomplete hand job from a skank does? Now THAT takes some ego.

Again only a moron would think one part of a story ...

It's the life I wanted to lead. End of story.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Tal

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: sward666

Does the 666 make you cool?

The 666 is just a number. My charming personality, rakish good looks, and sharp wit are what make me cool, just like your lack thereof makes you... not.

and you think I am egotistical?

Not trying to start something alk, but in many threads you say "I've lived." Whattaya mean? You're happy with your life, and I'm sure have had a great one at that. But, are you saying that these other haven't lived? Aren't living as well? Aren't worth being alive? Just was wondering...

And........ I wouldn't take home a stripper. I've never been to a strip club. I got married pretty young (19 IIRC.)

He likes to think he is better than everyone else, and that there is some kind of alkemyst hate club out there where everyone wants in. In reality, most hate him for different reasons. There is no "hate bandwagon", he just represents what is wrong with humanity.

Well, I'm sure there's also a lot of people who have nothing against him, myself included.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
alkemyst, I usually bite my tongue when you go off one of your "I lived...blahblahalbah" rants because I honestly thought the first few times I witnessed them they were actually just misguided attempts at advice. But since most are just laced with insults and insinuations of your superiority over some one else, I really haven't been able to give you the benefit of the doubt as of late. All I can think of is that you're a lonely person IRL that needs some affirmation of his deeds on a message board. Maybe all your friends grew up and got married or something, I don't know...but why don't you go to a bar and brag about all the chicks you bagged, like every other washed up frat boy.

?!? I was the first married in my circle of friends and family at my generation....I was married almost 5 years. Hardly a frat boy....I lived with more chicks than many get a chance to sleep with. I am married again and happy.

I'm sure they'll all pat you on the back with a gleam of admiration in their eye as you regale them with tales of mind fvcking and then butt fvcking some emotionally fragile woman. I assume thats what you're looking for, but it seems like you're going to the wrong place to get it. A computer forum loaded with nerds isn't likely to harbor a lot of people who share your ideals of 'living' or whatever the fvck you're talking about. Maybe you should go register on that duan jaun forum, or however its spelt.

Emotionally fragile? Are all women looking for sex basket cases? Are all women looking to be the mother and wife only...jesus come to the last 20 years+. I am not looking for validation from nerds. I post things to show the alternatives and also how usually people are just full of it. BTW only an idiot would purposely misspell Don Juan to look like he doesn't know anything about that. Did someone call you that in a story one time perhaps?

I'm sure your response will contain some reference to me having a small penis or being gay or something, but I'm equally sure I'll get over it even quicker than you'll typed it.

I wouldn't bring up your small penis here....that was a secret remember. Respect me saying no and I won't say anything else about it. Being gay or not is ok with me, I am all for doing whoever makes one happy.

 

[kalster]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

I went there solely for comic value. Humor quickly turned to horror, though. You can't really blame me. It was like a train wreck. It makes your stomach turn but you have to look all the same.

As far as my username, you got it. I'm very impressed. I got out of the import scene after the ricers took it over, but I feel no need to change my username since I've had it for quite a few years. Very impressive point of attack, though. I would have expected a little better, but, eh...

Oh, and you're absolutely right about websites not representing life. That's why nobody believes a tenth of the crap that you spew about yourself on this website.

Ok so now ask yourself, what was your point?

And to the others. I attack when others attack usually and hence why I point out their own shortcomings. I am not saying I don't have any, but you won't catch me just going off on someone looking to express themselves.

You do realize your "expressing yourself" typically means you trying to portray that only you have 'lived life' (it comes off that way anyway) and everyone else is a fvcking moron or a nerd. That is the reason the attacks follow your 'self expression'

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: notfred
Only an OTOTer would psot a story about gonig home with a stripper and NOT gteting laid.

LMAO

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: kalster

You do realize your "expressing yourself" typically means you trying to portray that only you have 'lived life' (it comes off that way anyway) and everyone else is a fvcking moron or a nerd. That is the reason the attacks follow your 'self expression'

You do realize that it is not my fault if someone is going to assume that a general comment is directed at them. I will admit though this is a problem for many with security issues about themselves.

Like I have said time and time again....if people here would respond to the issue at hand, instead of trying to attack me directly, they wouldn't have such a hard time. The thing I love is I can be personally attacked (which is something that happens quite regularly and if one were to think it even bothers me at this point they are delusional), yet when I turn it about all of the sudden I am the bad guy for getting the response out of the original poster that the original poster wished out of me.

hypocracy here,
and oh so much irony,
alkemyst sits, smiles.

 

[LeadMagnet]

Originally posted by: notfred
Only an OTOTer would psot a story about gonig home with a stripper and NOT gteting laid.

A true ATOT would have described her computer system

 

[Pliablemoose]

This thread has been a significant source of amusement for me

BUMP...

 

[LeadMagnet]

Originally posted by: Tal

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Tal

Not trying to start something alk, but in many threads you say "I've lived." Whattaya mean? You're happy with your life, and I'm sure have had a great one at that. But, are you saying that these other haven't lived? Aren't living as well? Aren't worth being alive? Just was wondering...

And........ I wouldn't take home a stripper. I've never been to a strip club. I got married pretty young (19 IIRC.)

.

Hrphm. And here I was, trying to be civil. Adventure is a pretty easy term to use. I had an adventure today where this pesky chipmunk came into my garage so I shot him. What an adventure!

Let's review your points.
Listened to my Parents: Check. I did listen to my parents pretty well. They're smart people.
Did well in School: Check.
Did what they told me: well, mostly.
Went to college: Sorta. I did my last two years of high school at college. Got my AA degree. Got to hang out with "cool" older kids which is where I met my wife. I was a junior in High school, she was in college. I'm going back now to get a degree.
didn't party because mommy and daddy would be upset: Nah, I wasn't very cool. No one would party with me. Plus I don't really like to party. (I'm assuming you mean throw up on myself. )
didn't have sex: With whom? My wife? Now, that's none of your business.
didn't meet your wife / husband until senior year or a few years after graduation: Nope. Junior year.
Got mom and dad's approval:Check. Didn't need it, but my wife and my family get along really well.
Married:Check.
Got the House:Check. Just a little over one year thanks.
SUV:no, we have a pretty dumpy mini-van though. Seats 7.
Dog: We actually had a dog at one point. Not anymore though.
Two and a Half Kids:Two unless there's half of one my wife hid somewhere...
vacation 2 weeks a year: Ok, now it's just wierd. Are you spying on me? I do GET TWO WEEKS A YEAR! I don't actually go on much of a vacation, but I get that much from work!
save everything you can:Ohhhh.... there's where you're falling apart. We're not very good at saving money.
lie to your kids about the world: Well, I did tell my son that there are monsters.
spoil them:Sometimes. I think it can be ok in moderation.
teach them that only they matter:Nah, my wife and I were bandying around raising them to be nice to others and stuff. "Greater love hath no one than this..." and all.
grow old retire wonder where the hell your life went and die: Well, unless you're a psychic...

You know what. You're right. My life has been pretty sweet. I'd say I've lived a kick A$$ life! I could die happy right now. Or later when I'm old like you said.
<Mumbles to himself> Yeah, he's right. My life is awesome. I wouldn't change a thing. I've got a wife and two kids and a family that loves me more than life itself! Rock on! </mumbles to himself>

Ya know, Alkemyst, you knew just what I needed. Thanks!

cool - Tal -- you're ok in my book.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Tal

Let's review your points.
Listened to my Parents: Check. I did listen to my parents pretty well. They're smart people.
Did well in School: Check.
Did what they told me: well, mostly.
Went to college: Sorta. I did my last two years of high school at college. Got my AA degree. Got to hang out with "cool" older kids which is where I met my wife. I was a junior in High school, she was in college. I'm going back now to get a degree.
didn't party because mommy and daddy would be upset: Nah, I wasn't very cool. No one would party with me. Plus I don't really like to party. (I'm assuming you mean throw up on myself. )
didn't have sex: With whom? My wife? Now, that's none of your business.
didn't meet your wife / husband until senior year or a few years after graduation: Nope. Junior year.
Got mom and dad's approval:Check. Didn't need it, but my wife and my family get along really well.
Married:Check.
Got the House:Check. Just a little over one year thanks.
SUV:no, we have a pretty dumpy mini-van though. Seats 7.
Dog: We actually had a dog at one point. Not anymore though.
Two and a Half Kids:Two unless there's half of one my wife hid somewhere...
vacation 2 weeks a year: Ok, now it's just wierd. Are you spying on me? I do GET TWO WEEKS A YEAR! I don't actually go on much of a vacation, but I get that much from work!
save everything you can:Ohhhh.... there's where you're falling apart. We're not very good at saving money.
lie to your kids about the world: Well, I did tell my son that there are monsters.
spoil them:Sometimes. I think it can be ok in moderation.
teach them that only they matter:Nah, my wife and I were bandying around raising them to be nice to others and stuff. "Greater love hath no one than this..." and all.
grow old retire wonder where the hell your life went and die: Well, unless you're a psychic...

:thumbsup:

BTW, I'm really looking forward to retirement

 

[tooltime]

ok...are you going back?

 

[dr150]

I've only gone to strip clubs maybe 5 times in my life with friends. To me, these places disgust me as the chicks only have dollar signs in their eyes.

One time, we played a joke on a stripper. My friend told a hot stripper that I was a famous baseball player. She, of course, didn't believe the story, but my friend was dressed in a nice suit and I was very athletic and tall so we eventually convinced her of this within 5 minutes of her first lap dance.

Once she was convinced, she WOULD NOT let go of me! She started all of a sudden massaging my hand and only staring at me and not my friends who were willing to pay for dance...as I was not. Still, she gave me free dances. She was VERY close and sensual with me.

I think the bouncer/manager caught on that she was giving me free dances, so he commanded her to move onto the next table. She didn't really want to leave. LOL! Even at the next tables, she was still looking at my direction the whole time. I could of easily gotten laid that night. But we were bored and left within the hour. As we left, she almost chased me down, but the angry manager prevented her from leaving her post.

Bottome Line: Whores are whores, and all they're after is the dough.

Today, my wife is way hotter than most strippers I've seen.....Plus, I don't need to "show off" celebrydom to get sex.



........Tupac defined the word "b!tches" in his songs as meaning exactly just what I explained above. He was basically disgusted that no girl paid attention to him in clubs or social settings, but as soon as he became famous or girls were educated to the fact that that he was a famous rapper, disinterested girls suddenly got this total "come hither" look in their eyes.

 

[alkemyst]

You realize this is the whole purpose of a stripper, of course she is going to have $$$ in her eyes.

Were you expecting to meet a girlfriend? As far as her buying you were a famous basketball guy I somehow have my doubts unless she was an idiot. You weren't tipping, you were probably drinking well drinks, and I think it's funny how everyone thinks they *could have* gotten laid but passed on it.

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: dr150
Bottome Line: Whores are whores, and all they're after is the dough.

A) Anyone who goes to a strip club expecting the girls to care about anything other than money is an idiot.

B) You're not famous so you don't have the same problems as Tupac.

 

[DJFuji]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: kalster

You do realize your "expressing yourself" typically means you trying to portray that only you have 'lived life' (it comes off that way anyway) and everyone else is a fvcking moron or a nerd. That is the reason the attacks follow your 'self expression'

You do realize that it is not my fault if someone is going to assume that a general comment is directed at them. I will admit though this is a problem for many with security issues about themselves.

Like I have said time and time again....if people here would respond to the issue at hand, instead of trying to attack me directly, they wouldn't have such a hard time. The thing I love is I can be personally attacked (which is something that happens quite regularly and if one were to think it even bothers me at this point they are delusional), yet when I turn it about all of the sudden I am the bad guy for getting the response out of the original poster that the original poster wished out of me.

hypocracy here,
and oh so much irony,
alkemyst sits, smiles.

jesus alkemyst, you go around insulting people and flaunting your arrogance, then wonder why people don't react positively toward you? Don't try to play the victim card here when people get pissed and start telling you to go screw yourself. You pretty much asked for it.

 

[Pacfanweb]

LOL at all you guys that take Alky's humor the wrong way. I think most of his posts rock....if some of his cracks piss you off, they must be hitting pretty close to home.