The other night I was at a strip club with a few freinds of mine. I had a little bit of money on me so I decided to get a lap dance. The first good looking chick to walk by I flaged down for a dance. We go into the back room for a lap dance.
She asks me if I had a girlfreind. I told her I just got out of a relationship (which was a lie). She was all sympathetic and said she would give me some free dances. I didn't argue. About five dances later she kisses me. Not on the cheek but lips. She asks "Want more?". My response was of course sure. She kisses me once again but stops. She said she couldn't anymore because the girl who was next to her at the time (also giving dances) was a nark. She then asks if she could be my rebound chick.
Keep in mind I'm drunk as hell. Not thinking shes serious & just looking for money I said yeah. She asked me to hang out after she gets off work & not to tell my freinds. I said fine, paid for one dance & told her to look for me after.
It's closing, bouncers are telling everyone to finish their beers and leave. I look towards the exit and to my suprise she's their. Not expecting anything I walk by her looking the other direction. She grabs my arm! The bouncer approaches and asks her whats going on. She said I was her ride home.
Ended up taking a cab back to her place. We talked for like five hours. Apprently she just got out of a relationship. She couldnt believe that she picked up a guy at her work. She said she never does that. For some reason I believed her. She started crying, talking about all of her past experiences, life story pretty much. Real screwed up. She use to model but couldn't handle it. So she started stripping.
I guess she needed someone to talk too. I was it. We hung out for like three days afterward. Later on I called & her roomate told me not to anymore. I didn't question it. Walked away.
Thats the story. Im skipping alot of details to make this short.
EDIT: I DID GET LAID! Notice I said I'm skipping alot of details.
She asks me if I had a girlfreind. I told her I just got out of a relationship (which was a lie). She was all sympathetic and said she would give me some free dances. I didn't argue. About five dances later she kisses me. Not on the cheek but lips. She asks "Want more?". My response was of course sure. She kisses me once again but stops. She said she couldn't anymore because the girl who was next to her at the time (also giving dances) was a nark. She then asks if she could be my rebound chick.
Keep in mind I'm drunk as hell. Not thinking shes serious & just looking for money I said yeah. She asked me to hang out after she gets off work & not to tell my freinds. I said fine, paid for one dance & told her to look for me after.
It's closing, bouncers are telling everyone to finish their beers and leave. I look towards the exit and to my suprise she's their. Not expecting anything I walk by her looking the other direction. She grabs my arm! The bouncer approaches and asks her whats going on. She said I was her ride home.
Ended up taking a cab back to her place. We talked for like five hours. Apprently she just got out of a relationship. She couldnt believe that she picked up a guy at her work. She said she never does that. For some reason I believed her. She started crying, talking about all of her past experiences, life story pretty much. Real screwed up. She use to model but couldn't handle it. So she started stripping.
I guess she needed someone to talk too. I was it. We hung out for like three days afterward. Later on I called & her roomate told me not to anymore. I didn't question it. Walked away.
Thats the story. Im skipping alot of details to make this short.
EDIT: I DID GET LAID! Notice I said I'm skipping alot of details.