Stuck in the supermarket.

[Born2bwire]

i can no longer shop happily. words cannot describe how much i loathe coming here but they had some special offer on a guaranteed personality. its loud people on the ceiling, kids and pipes....disgusting creatures....everywhere. Can't leave, im all lost.
FML

/firstworldproblems

 

[calvinbiss]

..... had some special offer on a guaranteed personality.... its loud people on the ceiling, .....

Wha?

-10

 

[DominionSeraph]

Your doing it wrong.

 

[Tea Bag]

booo-urns

 

[Macamus Prime]

Ah - I get it, you are tripping balls and are actually in your basement or something.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

You might want to learn the lyrics a little better.

 

[clamum]

The Clash ftmfw!

P.S. I believe you're "Lost in the Supermarket"

 

[CZroe]

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the supermarket overnight and starved to death.

 

[AstroManLuca]

what?

 

[Saint Nick]

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the supermarket overnight and starved to death.

That would imply that she hadn't eaten in nearly three days if she died the night she got locked into the supermarket. If she were locked in the supermarket, and at least ate ONE meal before getting locked in, she would be mighty hungry when they came back in the morning, but not dead.

 

[vmrao]

You can survive three weeks without food, so unless she were starved for that long before being locked in the supermarket, it seems unlikely she would die.

 

[CZroe]

Perhaps going a long time without food is precisely why she was in the supermarket? I dunno... she's YOUR momma.

I guess they could be closed for the holidays as well. Also, she could also qualify for the "yo momma's so fat..." status with a massive body to feed and her body just isn't used to consuming its fat.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Just go shopping later in the evening, or early in the morning. Problem solved.