Stuff over which you expect ATOT'ers to make it into the news

[Braznor]

Latest contribution we are expecting.....

MAN BLOWS UP HOME TRYING TO ISOLATE FATTY ACIDS USING MURIATIC ACID

 

[sdifox]

Man arrested for trying to buy a container load of bomb making chemical from China.

 

[sdifox]

Homeless man arraigned on dumping charges due to repeated disposal of lithium ion battery in the river.

 

[brianmanahan]

murderer confesses on anandtech forum

 

[sdifox]

LoL Dennilfloss. RIP.

 

[sdifox]

Two brothers arrested on drug trafficking charges make fantastical claim that they found it in a used game cartridge they bought in a flea market.

edited to make more funny.

 

[snoopy7548]

Manlet Covered in Maple Syrup Found Having Sex With Moose While Repeatedly Yelling, "The airplane takes off if you inflate to sidewall!"

 

[sdifox]

naked man tangled in chicken wire was arrested. Owner of the house was seen holding a shotgun.

 

[sdifox]

Timmins police arrest naked man found with butter and porcupine.

 

[KB]

Man crashes helicopter while screaming "ROFLcopter" over and over

 

[ultimatebob]

Mentally unstable man who lives in a shed tells reporters that Jesus told him to run over cats with electric scooter

 

[MrSquished]

Manlet Covered in Maple Syrup Found Having Sex With Moose While Repeatedly Yelling, "The airplane takes off if you inflate to sidewall!"

That's moldy unrefrigerated maple syrup bruh

 

[highland145]

Mentally unstable man who lives in a shed tells reporters that Jesus told him to run over cats with electric scooter

Is that wrong? Scooter lives matter too.

 

[IronWing]

Police: Uncomfortable Secrets Revealed in Area Man's Basement

 

[IronWing]

Guinea Pig Journeys Home from Landfill to Bite Former Owner.

 

[IronWing]

Ambulance Called after Area Man Accidently Livestreams Internet-connected Mouse Trap Snapping Off Penis

 

[IronWing]

Area Man Succumbs to Starvation in Office; He Feared Jealous Husband Waiting in Parking Lot

 

[snoopy7548]

Man Posted Four Times in A Row Before Murdering His Family and Eating The Remains

 

[IronWing]

Man Posted Four Times in A Row Before Murdering His Family and Eating The Remains

You think No Lifer just happens?

 

[IronWing]

Homeless Man Trapped in Chimney with Bag of Potatoes and Three Pot Plants

 

[ultimatebob]

Local "GPU" prostitution ring discovered!

 

[ultimatebob]

Man electrocutes himself after attempting to cool computer with mysterious "solution"

 

[shortylickens]

 

[highland145]

Guy got tired of shit peeps stealing his $ so he rounded up the addresses of all 16 years of each of them.

Let the interest payments begin.

 

[Kaido]

murderer confesses on anandtech forum

The Tiger King director needs to do a mini-series on him lol