Stuff your PARENTS say to you..

[MISTER 2 U]

the funny thing is when YOU have kids you say what your parents said to you.
belive me it is true.

pull my finger lol

parents----If you get arrested don't call home.---
parents----Where were you last night and how come you did not call????

me --- I got arrested so I did not call.
lol

 

[littleprince]

after getting 99% on math....
"what happened to the other 1%?

 

[thraashman]

my Mom:
"Steven stop picking on your Father."


My Dad:
"you may be bigger than me, but do you enjoy having a place to live. That's what I thought. Now shut up and do what I tell you."


My favorite quote from my father. During a political argument.
Dad:
"Oh God no I've raised a Democrat."
Me:
"You sure as Hell did not."

 

[crab]

"Stop losing my fvcking tools!"

 

[shiznut123]

"1 B is 2 months grounded for you!"

 

[tomcat]

"telephone" thats about the only thing they say now. Also "dinner" and "take out the trash" oh yea.. take out the trash, they say that a lot.

 

[Scrapster]

"You don't masturbate, do you?"

 

[GeekDrew]

Ummm...not sure if I'd know how to reply to that if my parents asked that, Scrapster. Can say that you misspelled it, tho.
there's a u in place of the first e.

 

[BuckMaster]

LOL @ crab453! Thats a good one!

 

[GroundOO]

Dad-rubbing head injury "You might want to let out the clutch a little slower..."

That was last night, trying to learn how to drive a manual. Ok, so i didn't really give him a head injury, but I do need to add more gas and be slower with the clutch.

Edit: oh, and it's a '64 Nova SS (283) great car but one hand on shifter, one hand on wheel + manual steering = hard.



And, I think we're all forgetting a little thing called "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

 

[Bignate603]

"Clean your room, it's a fire hazard."
It may be, but it's MY fire hazard.

"Drive carefully"
Oh darn, i was planning on ramming a tree, there goes that idea

"It's supposed to snow, I don't want you to drive in it because you don't have much experience in snow"
And you get experience by what? Doing it maybe?

 

[Isla]

Mom, when I wanted to shave:

But you are a MAMMAL! You are supposed to have hair on your legs!

Also: Don't stand there with the refrigerator door open. Decide what you want BEFORE you open the door. (I say this every day now to my own kids.)

"Don't forget to kiss your abuela (uncle, aunt, whoever needed to be kissed hello or goodbye at the time)!

Dad, in his infinite wisdom:

There are no such thing as friends. The only real friends you will ever have in this world are your family, and that is only if you are lucky!

Also from Dad (bless his heart!):

Have you lost weight? You look too skinny, you need to eat more.

Actually, I really like my parents. They are a little offbeat but really, really cool in many ways.

 

[eakers]

last week my mum made a comment about how i "live to eat"
and now shes been trying to take it back for a week by complimenting me.

*kat. <-- doesnt eat infront of her mum now unless she has too

 

[Dee67]

hahahaha FrogDog!!!

&quot;I know you don't like computer questions since that's what you do, but I have a computer question&quot;

 

[GoldenBear]

Wow, those were AWESOME, keep them coming!

 

[KameLeon]

&quot;Are you gonna waste your whole life in the front of the computer?&quot;

 

[LIBERTYorDEATH]

Stupidest thing I ever heard my parents say, circa 1974

&quot;we think you would enjoy having a baby sister, wouldn't you?&quot;

 

[Robman]

Are you Blind? it's right there!
Are you Deaf? I said it's right there!
Are you Stupid? OH! Here it is!

 

[LordMaul]

Go download this song: Coasters -- Yackety Yack

You will then know.



<<&quot;Slow down!&quot;

Viper GTS
>>


Don't you mean Viper &quot;Quit Jacking off!!&quot;*


*This is not me really dissing Viper, but a real incident of when his was backing out of his drivway with his mother in the car...Viper, tell the story.

 

[Aquaman]

Not something my parents said but:

If you do that too much you'll go blind

or

You'll shoot your eye out (a la Christmas Story ie. Red Rider BB Gun)

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[prodigy]

I love you

 

[urameatball]

&quot;that's it, you're sleeping outside with the dogs tonight&quot;

&quot;he's not my son&quot;

&quot;what are you doing here?&quot;

&quot;don't you have school&quot;

&quot;who da hell are you?&quot;

on my birthday &quot;...&quot; silence, like they forgot (they probably did).

on their birthdays &quot;...&quot; silence, until I finally give in and find them a present.

&quot;you don't deserve to be [fill in the blank]&quot;


... ugh, life is great, isn't it?

 

[Nimloth]

&quot;You ungrateful bastard&quot;

 

[Viperoni]

LordMaul, I know the story

Apparently &quot;Viper GTS&quot; was &quot;Jerking off&quot; while drive

 

[sly_630]

grab me a beer and a pack of marlboro at the store down the street
......when your 7 yrs old