Does that mean I can walk up to some random woman and kick her in the ass, then steal her shoes, put them on and proceed to walk around crudly immitating her whilst occasionaly drifting into a monkey impression and get away with it because i am neither her boss, nor employed in any position that could directly affect her employment?Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Baloo
Last I heard, congress had may no law regarding what direction our eyes can face. Also, sexuall harassment does not apply in this case, you are not in a position to have control over that womem - you are neither her boss, nor employed in any position that could directly affect her employment.
so i can walk up to some random woman i don't know and grope her and all that and get away with it because i am neither her boss, nor employed in any position that could directly affect her employment?
Does that mean I can walk up to some random woman and murder her, steal her wallet and car and get away with it because i am neither her boss, nor employed in any position that could directly affect her employment?
Originally posted by: randay
Today I accused 6 different people of staring at my private parts. Included in that list is, My mom, dad, my two coworkers with whom I share a room, our administrative assistant, and some guy who saw me getting out of my car. Now I just need to get a lawyer and start raking in the dough.
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Maam, I was NOT looking at your daughters huge camel toe, I was looking at yours!
Awesomely awesomeOriginally posted by: PrinceofWands
When I was working as a fitness trainer at my brothers gym this woman came in with her late teens daughter and wanted the tour and training session. I showed them the place and then started the training on the circuit. When I watched the daughter on the first machine the mother got VERY angry...told me that she would watch her daughter and instruct her. I let her know that wasn't really possible. She asked if there was anyone else to help them so I grabbed my sister-in-law out of the office for them (I don't really mind that very much, I'm kinda scary until you get to know me). Instead of wanting help she demanded that I be fired for harrasment and the police be notified that I was a child predator. My sister-in-law promptly tore up all their paperwork and trespassed the woman from the property, and offered the daughter her condolences on having such a horrible woman as a mother.
Originally posted by: jagec
Awesomely awesomeOriginally posted by: PrinceofWands
When I was working as a fitness trainer at my brothers gym this woman came in with her late teens daughter and wanted the tour and training session. I showed them the place and then started the training on the circuit. When I watched the daughter on the first machine the mother got VERY angry...told me that she would watch her daughter and instruct her. I let her know that wasn't really possible. She asked if there was anyone else to help them so I grabbed my sister-in-law out of the office for them (I don't really mind that very much, I'm kinda scary until you get to know me). Instead of wanting help she demanded that I be fired for harrasment and the police be notified that I was a child predator. My sister-in-law promptly tore up all their paperwork and trespassed the woman from the property, and offered the daughter her condolences on having such a horrible woman as a mother.
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Queasy
Originally posted by: sonoma1993
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
How old was the girl??
I really couldnt tell ya, maybe 15-17? not a clue.
Sexual harrassment of a minor! Dude you're SOL.
Um, he never touched her. He looked at her. BFD...
That woman should be shot in the face at point blank range for being a stupid ass.