God dammit to hell, you stupid fvcking drivers need to take responsibility for your actions and if you can't operate a vehicle with the same skill of a monkey, stay the fvck off the road.
Sure, I'm mad. Not because you made an illegal turn in front of me, striking my car. Nor because I was on my way to outback to pick up an order of ribs for my father for father's day, ruining both his day and mine. Or because my skull struck and fractured my windshield or that I broke my finger and spent the next 4 hours in er waiting for the x-rays to be taken. Or the fact I am supposed to leave for mexico in less than 14 hours, thereby ruining the only vacation I?ve had in the past 4 years before I even left the god damn state. Or the fact two of your passengers bailed on you, taking with them the open bottle of liquor that was in the car. Or the fact you lied to the police about having insurance, or the fact you changed your story so many times I felt I was watching a new, digitally re-mastered release of star fvcking wars, or because you tried to blame your incompetent, bungling, and downright moronic actions on me, but because you consider yourself to be a member of the same species as me. I should do the world a favor and track the number you conveniently left on my phone and castrate your sorry ass with a dull spoon and save future generations the trouble of having to deal with the fruits of your grossly negligent and pathetic loins.
grrr.
/rant
Diagram for those who want it
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Update: It appears the car has been deemed to be a total loss and my wallet is still mia
/sigh
Sure, I'm mad. Not because you made an illegal turn in front of me, striking my car. Nor because I was on my way to outback to pick up an order of ribs for my father for father's day, ruining both his day and mine. Or because my skull struck and fractured my windshield or that I broke my finger and spent the next 4 hours in er waiting for the x-rays to be taken. Or the fact I am supposed to leave for mexico in less than 14 hours, thereby ruining the only vacation I?ve had in the past 4 years before I even left the god damn state. Or the fact two of your passengers bailed on you, taking with them the open bottle of liquor that was in the car. Or the fact you lied to the police about having insurance, or the fact you changed your story so many times I felt I was watching a new, digitally re-mastered release of star fvcking wars, or because you tried to blame your incompetent, bungling, and downright moronic actions on me, but because you consider yourself to be a member of the same species as me. I should do the world a favor and track the number you conveniently left on my phone and castrate your sorry ass with a dull spoon and save future generations the trouble of having to deal with the fruits of your grossly negligent and pathetic loins.
grrr.
/rant
Diagram for those who want it
Text
Update: It appears the car has been deemed to be a total loss and my wallet is still mia
/sigh