Stupid Fvcking Drivers!

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: elbosco

Originally posted by: 2cpuminimum
I was expecting a rant about nvidia, ati, or s3 drivers. 6.4/10 on the execution, 10/10 topic choice; minuses for flow and sentence length. might want to make cliffs
Good topic to rant on definitely, there should be bigger fines for mistakes like illegal turns, speeding, and running lights and stopsigns.

While your comments on grammar and structure are duly noted, don't get me started on providing cliff notes to the acne-ridden, ritalin popping teenagers that frequent this forum. If they can't read 10 lines without interruption, spending less time at atot and more time with hooked on phonics would probably be the best course of action.

:thumbsup:
and hope everything works out for you! did the cop give him a breathalyzer test?

 

[elbosco]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Your car. Their car. Models, year?
Pics?
Revised summer plans?
Police report summary?

No pics, camera was at home.

Me: 2004 Dodge Intrepid with damage to font left fender, cracked radiator, probably more
Them: uh.. chevy 4 door sedan (cobalt maybe?) whole front end totaled.

I believe they got cited with an illegal turn and a failure to provide proof of insurance.

I leave for cancun in 15 hours. I figure I'll lay on a beach, take some percocet and read a few books. Repeat for 7 days.

 

[Blastomyces]

Hey maybe youll meet that guys friends in Mexico.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

nice rant, 9/10. lol at the responses being completely about skittles and rating your rant.

 

[elbosco]

Update: my wallet is now officially missing in action.

Today sucks

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: elbosco
Update: my wallet is now officially missing in action.

Today sucks

Check the Cobalt......

 

[elbosco]

Originally posted by: DaTT

Originally posted by: elbosco
Update: my wallet is now officially missing in action.

Today sucks

Check the Cobalt......

Haha, last I saw it was at the hospital and no one there has reported a missing wallet.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: elbosco
don't get me started on providing cliff notes to the acne-ridden, ritalin popping teenagers that frequent this forum. If they can't read 10 lines without interruption, spending less time at atot and more time with hooked on phonics would probably be the best course of action.

LOL, sad but true.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
7/10

good rant :thumbsup:

 

[fbrdphreak]

9/10, also +1 for stupid people
Good luck

 

[elbosco]

second update: the skittles I had eaten were not, i repeat, not the tropical or regular variation. Instead, they were the new smoothie mix consisting of lemon berry, mixed berry, peach pear, orange mango, and strawberry banana. Very yummy, like a fruit smoothie in a candy shell, if you will.

Oh, and the wallet is still mia. Luckily it only contains such trivial items as my driver's license, credit card, debit card, social security card; nothing that really matters or terribly important seeing how I need to board a plane in 12 hours.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
7/10

good rant :thumbsup:

8.5/10

we haven't had a rant thiss good in some thime.

:thumbsup:

 

[olds]

Why would you go to the hospital for a broken finger? Was the bone sticking out?

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: elbosco
second update: the skittles I had eaten were not, i repeat, not the tropical or regular variation. Instead, they were the new smoothie mix consisting of lemon berry, mixed berry, peach pear, orange mango, and strawberry banana. Very yummy, like a fruit smoothie in a candy shell, if you will.

Oh, and the wallet is still mia. Luckily it only contains such trivial items as my driver's license, credit card, debit card, social security card; nothing that really matters or terribly important seeing how I need to board a plane in 12 hours.

Yeah, I made that mistake too.

PSA: Don't carry your SS card in your wallet!!

 

[Toki]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Why would you go to the hospital for a broken finger? Was the bone sticking out?

he was in an accident, its usually a good idea to get checked out by a doctor even if all that hurts is your finger.

 

[elbosco]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Why would you go to the hospital for a broken finger? Was the bone sticking out?

Not as much as the finger, as the fact i had hit my head and I was feeling that 'just wacked my funny bone' sensation in my arm and spine.

That and I'm leaving for mexico very soon and I'd rather shell out $125 co-pay and get a clean billet of health than risk going to some godforsaken south of the border clinic should things take a turn for the worse in a few days.

 

[scorpmatt]

9/10 rant one point off for lack of pictures

very good rant, very well delivered. and the replies are good to boot 8/10 on the replies in this thread

 

[Argo]

9/10. One point deducted for not providing a diagram.

 

[Hammer]

sounds like you seatbelt failed if you cracked your head on the windshield and are SURE you had you're seatbelt on.

 

[wfbberzerker]

damn, i feel sorry for you.

about the wallet, you should run through the halls of the hospital screaming "my wallets gone!" a la morty seinfeld.

 

[elbosco]

Diagram for those who want it
Text

 

[apologetic]

Originally posted by: elbosco
Diagram for those who want it
Text

10/10 Simple. Complete. I love the rainbow.

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
7/10

good rant :thumbsup:

yeah pretty convincing

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

excellent rant 9.8
excellent multimedia presentation 9.9
excellent updating and follow through 9.95

 

[broon]

10/10. Nice diagram. Excellent double rant. Thanks.