Stupid Things You Have Done During An Interview

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NaOH

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Oh, I thought it was just a regular scale so I came up with 5.
 

NaOH

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I agree with FFactory about the email thing. Not so sure about blatantly asking for the job. I'll keep it in mind and probably run it across my advisor to see what he thinks. It'll probably make you stand out though since it makes you seem pretty bold (or pathetic).
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
NO. In the questioning phase when you ask them questions ask these 2.

What would be your ideal canidate for the position and do I fit the mold of what you are looking for?

Use this one some where in mix of questions your are asking them as its a type of Sample Close.

Then the last question you MUST ask them is something along the lines of " Will you give me the opportunity to come work for your company?" or "My interests and goals are inline with the company and position. Can I have this job"

That to me sounds like you are begging for a job. I don't like beggers.

You are trying to sell me something. I want to spend money on something that I need, what do you have to offer and what is your price?

Begging for the job? This question is huge!!! Asking for the position is probably the biggest blunder most people make by not asking it especially for someone coming straight out of college. This is coming from countless executives, managers, and CxO's from industries ranging from Pharma, to Consulting, to Tech Companies. Believe me, asking for the job as a close can give you that extra edge over the other interviewees.

Also make sure you FOLLOWUP with in 24 hours with a THANKYOU EMAIL to whomever interviewed you

You graduated from college what, a year ago? I'll take spidey's opinion over yours.

Granted spidey has world's more experience than FFactory but I heard the same thing about asking for the job from my java instructor in school. Yeah, he's a java instructor...what's he know about hiring? He had plenty of industry experience, made his money and came back to teach.

Think logically - if you were in a hiring position and someone fit the position perfectly - better than anyone else who applied - but didn't ask that question, would you not hire them because of it? It's idiotic. Frankly, I'd rather not work for someone who wouldn't hire me because of that. I've worked for enough idiots already.
 

spidey07

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Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Begging for the job? This question is huge!!! Asking for the position is probably the biggest blunder most people make by not asking it especially for someone coming straight out of college. This is coming from countless executives, managers, and CxO's from industries ranging from Pharma, to Consulting, to Tech Companies. Believe me, asking for the job as a close can give you that extra edge over the other interviewees.

Also make sure you FOLLOWUP with in 24 hours with a THANKYOU EMAIL to whomever interviewed you

Well just have to agree to disagree on this one. I want them to beg ME to come work for them. Not the other way around.
 

aidanjm

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Originally posted by: Special K
Wrong - you only need 2.

1. set 3 balls aside, and place 3 balls on each end of the scale. If the scale balances, then you know the heavier ball is one of the leftover 3. Set one of those balls aside, and weigh the remaining 2. If those two are equal, then the heavier ball is the one you left aside, otherwise it will be one of the two on the scale.

2. If the scale is initially unbalanced, then you can keep the 3 balls on the heavier side of the scale, and discard all others. Set one of those balls aside, and weigh the other 2. If those two are equal, then the ball you set aside is the heavier one. Otherwise the heavier one is already on the scale.



I initally answered with 3, then the interviewer said "Are you sure?" Then I thought about it awhile longer and finally got it.

but what if you don't have a scale that allows balancing of weights, what if it just gives a digital readout?
 

Special K

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Originally posted by: aidanjm
Originally posted by: Special K
Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: NaOH
Originally posted by: Special K
Originally posted by: NaOH
Originally posted by: Special K
Originally posted by: NaOH
I don't have any real interesting ones. Just some typical mistakes as not being natural or not knowing enough about the company. But usually I'm pretty good.

One of my friends though went to an interview for Nvidia and one of the most obvious questions they asked was, "Do you know about or play any games?". Then my friend says, "No I don't play any games, and I'm not really interested in them." Of course he didn't get one of the positions available.

That's like saying to Cisco, I'm not interested in networking or the internet. :laugh:

Nvidia actually asked that? My nvidia interviewers just grilled me with technical questions and brain teasers.

What kind of technical questions? I think it depends on the department that is actually looking for people. In my case, the guy that is interviewing is from the testing department and their isn't a lot of technical know how needed besides being able to troubleshoot computers (something most of us on these forums are pros at).

I know cisco asks a bunch of weird questions just to see how you think, such as "How high is the empire state building in quarters?"

Yeah, that would make sense then. I was interviewing for a chip design position. They just asked me a bunch of EE problem questions along with some brain teaser type questions like "you have 9 balls and 1 weighs more than others, what is the fewest number of weighings you would need to perform to identify the heavier ball".

whatd you say to the 9 balls question?

3

Koing

Wrong - you only need 2.

1. set 3 balls aside, and place 3 balls on each end of the scale. If the scale balances, then you know the heavier ball is one of the leftover 3. Set one of those balls aside, and weigh the remaining 2. If those two are equal, then the heavier ball is the one you left aside, otherwise it will be one of the two on the scale.

2. If the scale is initially unbalanced, then you can keep the 3 balls on the heavier side of the scale, and discard all others. Set one of those balls aside, and weigh the other 2. If those two are equal, then the ball you set aside is the heavier one. Otherwise the heavier one is already on the scale.



I initally answered with 3, then the interviewer said "Are you sure?" Then I thought about it awhile longer and finally got it.

but what if you don't have a scale that allows balancing of weights, what if it just gives a digital readout?

The interviewer specified it could balance 2 weights at a time. I guess I should have explicitly mentioned that in the problem.
 

Evadman

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Went off on a rant on IT. a long and in depth rant. did not realize the guy interviewing me was the Director of IT.

Got the job anyway
 

DigDug

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This though is one question you should ask at any interview.

I GUARANTEE that if you did that during an interview at a law firm, you'd be instantly dinged. Don't make generalizations. That sort of aggressive behavior is very much looked down up at law firms, especially larger ones.

 

Spamela

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on my resume i mentioned i had a security clearance &
the interviewers asked me what i did or "could i talk about it?"

i told the old joke (deadpan) about "i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill
you."

they didn't know it was a joke.
 

GhettoFob

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Originally posted by: Spamela
on my resume i mentioned i had a security clearance &
the interviewers asked me what i did or "could i talk about it?"

i told the old joke (deadpan) about "i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill
you."

they didn't know it was a joke.

Did you kill them?
 

RaistlinZ

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I'm sorry, but I have you all beat....

When I was applying for a RA position for my college dorm we had to do a 3 minute presentation to show why were were the best for the job.

My presentation was a short story about me as an adventurer on a quest to have the best dorm hall ever. I told my short story while pretending to swing a sword and whatnot, while playing the theme song to The Legend of Zelda on a tape recorder.

Needless to say, it was very cheezy, very gay, and no... I didn't get the job. :laugh:
 

mugs

Lifer
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Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
I'm sorry, but I have you all beat....

When I was applying for a RA position for my college dorm we had to do a 3 minute presentation to show why were were the best for the job.

My presentation was a short story about me as an adventurer on a quest to have the best dorm hall ever. I told my short story while pretending to swing a sword and whatnot, while playing the theme song to The Legend of Zelda on a tape recorder.

Needless to say, it was very cheezy, very gay, and no... I didn't get the job. :laugh:

What the hell were you thinking?! :Q

(Full disclosure: the Zelda theme is my ringtone)
 

WhoBeDaPlaya

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Originally posted by: Special K
Nvidia actually asked that? My nvidia interviewers just grilled me with technical questions and brain teasers.
What kind? Curious mind wants to know
 

silverpig

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When I was 14 I applied at the local movie store. The lady asked me why I wanted to work there, and I said: "Uh, I've rented movies here before and never had any problems. It seems like a good store."

I got the job though...
 

ppdes

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I noticed the people at my first interview were a bit put off that I didn't have any questions about the company. Make sure to act interested about what they do and resort to general questions if needed, like about their training budget and hiring/layoff history, etc..

I don't know about asking for the job at the end, but I do agree that you should assure them that you liked what you heard/are still interested in working there/think you'd be a good fit, or whatever at the end.
 

jonnyjack

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my first interview:

"what is your biggest weakness?"

after some silence i said procrastination, haha. since the job was so low on the totem pole, i still got it. but leaving the interview i felt so dumb.
 

PoPPeR

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when i was 16 or something and applying at best buy and they do the pre screening over the phone

"If you caught an employee stealing a penny, would you turn them in? I hit the button for "no". Thank you for applying at Best Buy. Have a nice day!"
 

bobsmith1492

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Originally posted by: spidey07
lol, probably cost me a good job. This was one of the biggest healthcare providers in the US. I mentioned that my mom (that I loved dearly) worked in healthcare as a CRNA...knowing that the medical field is tightly connected I thought it might help. This was my last interview with the CFO.

When asked where she worked...I completely drew a blank and couldn't remember where my own mom actually worked. I danced and danced and danced somemore, but in the end I'm pretty sure that killed me.

It made my look like I had "lyed". Points for somebody that figures that one out.

Ha, I did the same thing at a practice interview with Johnson Controls; they asked if I had any relatives that worked there, and I said yes - my uncle works there. Then they asked where he worked and I had no idea. I had a horrible review on that interview.

It also didn't help that I didn't shake her hand during the interview; she didn't offer and neither did I.

Shake the hand of your interviewer! Also know something about the company beforehand.
 

hellokeith

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interviewer: So what is your long term goal?
me: I want to be rich.
interviewer: Who doesn't want to be [very sarcastic tone of voice]
..didn't get the job

me thinking to myself: This interview is longer than I thought it'd be, and I gotta pee like a racehorse
interviewer: So are there any questions you have for me about the company?
me: Where's the bathroom?
..didn't get the job
 

spidey07

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Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
Ha, I did the same thing at a practice interview with Johnson Controls; they asked if I had any relatives that worked there, and I said yes - my uncle works there. Then they asked where he worked and I had no idea. I had a horrible review on that interview.

It also didn't help that I didn't shake her hand during the interview; she didn't offer and neither did I.

Shake the hand of your interviewer! Also know something about the company beforehand.

There are still rules to follow in business. A firm handshake, introduction, look into the eye, and mutual respect go a long way.

I'm surprised nobody picked up on my "lye" to sodium hydroxide.
 

Accipiter22

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Originally posted by: spidey07
You are trying to sell me something. I want to spend money on something that I need, what do you have to offer and what is your price?



5 feet 11 inches of romping stomping man meat, packing 185 lbs. of testicular firepower.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: PoPPeR
when i was 16 or something and applying at best buy and they do the pre screening over the phone

"If you caught an employee stealing a penny, would you turn them in? I hit the button for "no". Thank you for applying at Best Buy. Have a nice day!"

"If you see a manager stealing hundreds of dollars from a register, or other ethical violations, will you turn them in?"
- YES -
"Thank you for applying at Best Buy. Have a nice day!"
 

chambersc

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: PoPPeR
when i was 16 or something and applying at best buy and they do the pre screening over the phone

"If you caught an employee stealing a penny, would you turn them in? I hit the button for "no". Thank you for applying at Best Buy. Have a nice day!"

"If you see a manager stealing hundreds of dollars from a register, or other ethical violations, will you turn them in?"
- YES -
"Thank you for applying at Best Buy. Have a nice day!"

I'm not following...

the business of business is money. why would a company throw it away??
 

Accipiter22

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Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
Ha, I did the same thing at a practice interview with Johnson Controls; they asked if I had any relatives that worked there, and I said yes - my uncle works there. Then they asked where he worked and I had no idea. I had a horrible review on that interview.

It also didn't help that I didn't shake her hand during the interview; she didn't offer and neither did I.

Shake the hand of your interviewer! Also know something about the company beforehand.

There are still rules to follow in business. A firm handshake, introduction, look into the eye, and mutual respect go a long way.

I'm surprised nobody picked up on my "lye" to sodium hydroxide.



haha good one..I wondered why you spelt it like that
 

aidanjm

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Originally posted by: jonnyjack
my first interview:

"what is your biggest weakness?"

after some silence i said procrastination, haha. since the job was so low on the totem pole, i still got it. but leaving the interview i felt so dumb.

how would you answer that question if you were asked it now (in a job interview)?
 
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