Suicide: Shellfish or not?

[JulesMaximus]

I suffer depression and I am severely allergic to shellfish so I'm thinking of ending it all and I thought why not do it by eating a ton of shellfish? So is it shellfish?

 

[surfsatwerk]

I'm totally drawing a blank on appropriate puns to reply with.

 

[CZroe]

You octopussy. Fin up and tolerate it. There are a lot of fish in the sea who will tolerate you just the way you are. Stop being such a clownfish.


You're right, Surfs. It just doesn't work.

 

[vi edit]

I'd rather hit the dessert menu and do death by chocolate.

 

[z1ggy]

At first, I thought, 0/10. But after reading it and thinking it, I give you an 8. Now I don't need to place you on my hit list....

 

[feralkid]

Suicide?

 

[Markbnj]

Silly post is silly. The only way I can think of to commit suicide by shellfish would require just a single specimen, not a ton. Do you know how much a ton of shellfish would cost? Beyond that, why purchase a ton of shellfish that you obviously can't eat and can't use to kill yourself? That's just selfish.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Silly post is silly. The only way I can think of to commit suicide by shellfish would require just a single specimen, not a ton. Do you know how much a ton of shellfish would cost? Beyond that, why purchase a ton of shellfish that you obviously can't eat and can't use to kill yourself? That's just selfish.

Think of the smell though!

 

[vi edit]

Silly post is silly. The only way I can think of to commit suicide by shellfish would require just a single specimen, not a ton. Do you know how much a ton of shellfish would cost? Beyond that, why purchase a ton of shellfish that you obviously can't eat and can't use to kill yourself? That's just selfish.

So is just one enough to make him feel eel?

 

[Markbnj]

So is just one enough to make him feel eel?

Not sure, but imagine what you could do with a raaaaazor clam.

 

[Oyeve]

You octopussy. Fin up and tolerate it. There are a lot of fish in the sea who will tolerate you just the way you are. Stop being such a clownfish.


You're right, Surfs. It just doesn't work.

Brilliant!

 

[vi edit]

The porpoise of this thread is obviously to troll. We all know Jules is a crusty old codger and he'll just clam up. We've taken the bait! I'm sure he's just reeling at the responses.

 

[CZroe]

The porpoise of this thread is obviously to troll. We all know Jules is a crusty old codger and he'll just clam up. We've taken the bait! I'm sure he's just reeling at the responses.

You cast the net too wide!

 

[dank69]

Maybe you're just feeling crabby.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Good source of protein for your mussels.

 

[JulesMaximus]

The porpoise of this thread is obviously to troll. We all know Jules is a crusty old codger and he'll just clam up. We've taken the bait! I'm sure he's just reeling at the responses.

:thumbsup: Nice!

 

[vi edit]

Holy mackerel you're still alive. I figured you tried it just for the halibut.

 

[CrimsonWolf]

Sounds like a rash decision to me.