Summer jobs for noobs

[TridenT]

Any ideas for a job for me to get over the summer?

I have almost no redeeming talents or values. I do have a couple tickets on my MVR. (Speeding)

Not many McDonalds up here.

 

[TheNinja]

Do some manual labor you lazy POS

 

[OCGuy]

Give rimmers for crack.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Sell your pretty mouth.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Posting in a TidenT thread.

 

[Ns1]

Sell your pretty mouth.

/thread

 

[OCGuy]

Give handers for tweak

 

[D1gger]

Go down to Pike Place Market and learn to catch fish.

 

[Herr Kutz]

Pick up soda cans and sell them.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Give handers for tweak

Hahaha, 'handers' What Did Randy call them in South Park? I'm sure he had a funny name. In the shake-weight/creme fraiche episode.

 

[OCGuy]

Sell your butt for some sniffing glue

 

[OCGuy]

Hahaha, 'handers' What Did Randy call them in South Park? I'm sure he had a funny name. In the shake-weight/creme fraiche episode.

Haha great episode....dont remember what he called them though.

 

[Numenorean]

Based on how much you seem to value your skills, I'd say this:

 

[PottedMeat]

6 Hours - $675

 

[Joseph F]

1: Save up $50
2: Buy 1/4 Oz of Marijuana
3: Sell Gram-by-Gram for $70
4: Profit!

 

[OCGuy]

1: Save up $50
2: Buy 1/4 Oz of Marijuana
3: Sell Gram-by-Gram for $70
4: Profit!

I dont think selling something for $70 that you can get 7x the amount for $50 works

 

[Farang]

Valet.. I've done it for a few months after hitting a rough spot. Wish I would've done it in college, for a student the pay is pretty good and the hours flexible. Easiest job I've ever had by far.

 

[Joseph F]

^^ Clarification:
Sell for $10/Gram for $70 total.

 

[Farang]

and there is a McDonalds on 25th Ave NE

 

[TridenT]

Valet.. I've done it for a few months after hitting a rough spot. Wish I would've done it in college, for a student the pay is pretty good and the hours flexible. Easiest job I've ever had by far.

Did you read the posting? I have multiple violations on my MVR.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Water park. Show off that sexy body to the ladiess

 

[MotF Bane]

Do some manual labor you lazy POS

This. Landscaping, demolition, construction, something. Get outside, encounter the sun, et cetera.

 

[ShawnD1]

Sounds like selling his pretty mouth is the most viable option so far.

 

[TridenT]

This. Landscaping, demolition, construction, something. Get outside, encounter the sun, et cetera.

120lbs, 5'9". No one in their right mind would hire me for manual labor.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

120lbs, 5'9". No one in their right mind would hire me for manual labor.

Not all manual labour requires you to be big and strong. You could sand doors, do landscaping (mowing, weeding, digging). Many construction jobs can be done by anyone - painting, hanging drywall, sawing, sorting, sanding, etc. In fact the majority of manual labour doesn't require terribly much strength or size.