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HybridSquirrel

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Nov 20, 2005
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How are assets calculated? Savings and possession worth?

if you do it right....everything you own is considered an 'asset' and everything has an associated 'cost'

For example, my parents on my first fafsa claimed laptops as an asset and calculated the associated cost. I have even seen people claiming their pets as an asset on loans and such.

but yea, google is your friend.
 

Mo0o

Lifer
Jul 31, 2001
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if you do it right....everything you own is considered an 'asset' and everything has an associated 'cost'

For example, my parents on my first fafsa claimed laptops as an asset and calculated the associated cost. I have even seen people claiming their pets as an asset on loans and such.

but yea, google is your friend.

Is that what they mean by asset? I definitely did not do that kind of crap on my FAFSA. I just reported by 1040EZ information and said I didnt have assets in terms of financial savings instruments, large property holdings etc. I dont think it wants you to give an item by item list of all the shit you own and how much theyre worth, which woudl be hard to calculate anyways.
 

HybridSquirrel

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Nov 20, 2005
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Is that what they mean by asset? I definitely did not do that kind of crap on my FAFSA. I just reported by 1040EZ information and said I didnt have assets in terms of financial savings instruments, large property holdings etc. I dont think it wants you to give an item by item list of all the shit you own and how much theyre worth, which woudl be hard to calculate anyways.

i forget how you can set it up like that because I did it 5 years ago. The lady at my financial aid office showed me, I think you have to petition them, and they re-evaluate you and then you can list all this random crap.
 

TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
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I guess I'll have to talk to some financial gurus at the financial aid office or something about how they calculate it.

Regardless, if it's anything I'll probably be screwed.
 

xanis

Lifer
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I promised myself that I wouldn't be lured into another TridenTroll thread. Now I remember why: This worthless sack of shit is so incredibly depressing and stupid that it makes me angry to see that he's even gotten as far as he has.
 

TridenT

Lifer
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I promised myself that I wouldn't be lured into another TridenTroll thread. Now I remember why: This worthless sack of shit is so incredibly depressing and stupid that it makes me angry to see that he's even gotten as far as he has.

:hmm:
 

TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
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Angst... Didn't get internship because the fuckers didn't even review my application.

There were about 9-12 apps. They reviewed the first three, called two people, hired one. If it wasn't for my persistence in trying to find out if the position was available I would have never known that it was filled.

So, now I have to find a lessthandesirable job. Most people in the network of friends and family all believe I am screwed because I don't have any work experience or skills. I also don't fake emotions or attitudes.
 

mesthead21

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Jun 5, 2004
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Angst... Didn't get internship because the fuckers didn't even review my application.

There were about 9-12 apps. They reviewed the first three, called two people, hired one. If it wasn't for my persistence in trying to find out if the position was available I would have never known that it was filled.

So, now I have to find a lessthandesirable job. Most people in the network of friends and family all believe I am screwed because I don't have any work experience or skills. I also don't fake emotions or attitudes.

Also, you are never gonna find a job. Give up now and go on welfare
 

PieIsAwesome

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Feb 11, 2007
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Angst... Didn't get internship because the fuckers didn't even review my application.

There were about 9-12 apps. They reviewed the first three, called two people, hired one. If it wasn't for my persistence in trying to find out if the position was available I would have never known that it was filled.

So, now I have to find a lessthandesirable job. Most people in the network of friends and family all believe I am screwed because I don't have any work experience or skills. I also don't fake emotions or attitudes.

Keep trying.

I am terrible at the fake emotions and excitement thing too, but just do it for the interview. If you really want the job, you will do it. Once you actually get the job, you can revert back to your old self.
 

TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
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Also, you are never gonna find a job. Give up now and go on welfare

I don't think I can be on welfare. :hmm:

Keep trying.

I am terrible at the fake emotions and excitement thing too, but just do it for the interview. If you really want the job, you will do it. Once you actually get the job, you can revert back to your old self.

I can fake it like nobodies business, but I die inside every time.
 

OVerLoRDI

Diamond Member
Jan 22, 2006
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Do some manual labor you lazy POS

I'm sure someone has mentioned it already since this thread is OLD, but super noobs can do this. I am doing landscaping (I'm not a noob, I chose to do this for the experience and constitution points) Anyone who is physically able can do this job. It is hard physically, but you get used to that in a few weeks, and the things you have to do aren't very hard. It gets you in good shape and you get used to working in the heat (it was 100 today)
 

TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
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Just because I can doesn't mean I do.

I can go on a murderous rampage with an assault rifle, but I don't...

I'm sure someone has mentioned it already since this thread is OLD, but super noobs can do this. I am doing landscaping (I'm not a noob, I chose to do this for the experience and constitution points) Anyone who is physically able can do this job. It is hard physically, but you get used to that in a few weeks, and the things you have to do aren't very hard. It gets you in good shape and you get used to working in the heat (it was 100 today)

People with allergies, such as myself, can't do those jobs unless they're the fortunate ones that don't have it that bad.

As soon as my insurance gets back (When school starts) I am probably going to go visit the doctor and get some heavy stuff.
 

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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Just because I can doesn't mean I do.

I can go on a murderous rampage with an assault rifle, but I don't...

The statement "I can fake it like nobodies business" suggests at least a certain familiarity with doing it even if you don't do so as a habit. Using the analogy you just used I'd now have to assume you have gone on at least one murderous rampage with an assault rifle. :hmm:
 

TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
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The statement "I can fake it like nobodies business" suggests at least a certain familiarity with doing it even if you don't do so as a habit. Using the analogy you just used I'd now have to assume you have gone on at least one murderous rampage with an assault rifle. :hmm:

Having a familiarity with something doesn't mean you do it all the time.

Previous users of heroin for instance...
 

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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Excuse from TridenT in 5....4.....3.....2.....1

People with allergies, such as myself, can't do those jobs unless they're the fortunate ones that don't have it that bad.

As soon as my insurance gets back (When school starts) I am probably going to go visit the doctor and get some heavy stuff.

right on schedule - 5 posts.
 

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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Having a familiarity with something doesn't mean you do it all the time.

Previous users of heroin for instance...

So you HAVE been on a murderous rampage with an assault rifle. Thanks for clearing that up. :hmm:
 

Capt Caveman

Lifer
Jan 30, 2005
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Angst... Didn't get internship because the fuckers didn't even review my application.

There were about 9-12 apps. They reviewed the first three, called two people, hired one. If it wasn't for my persistence in trying to find out if the position was available I would have never known that it was filled.

So, now I have to find a lessthandesirable job. Most people in the network of friends and family all believe I am screwed because I don't have any work experience or skills. I also don't fake emotions or attitudes.

How many internships did you apply to? 1?

Get used to the lessthandesirable job, it'll be the only thing you'll get. Lazy fuck.
 
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