Super annoying BUMS

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
First one to bring the OP to tears, wins.

Op... you smell.

Did I win?

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: dotcom173
My friend at Berkeley told me that a bum stopped her, and she said she had no money. He then said, "I dont want money, I want you to suck my dick"

hah, i thought it was funny.

:Q :Q :Q

Did she run? :camera:'s?



My bro once had a bum walk into his dorm and take a shower, using my brother's soap. :|

 

[SnipeMasterJ13]

Whenever I have bums ask if I have any change I say, "Yeah, I sure do!" Then I continue on my way while ignoring everything else they say. I'm an ass, but it still makes me laugh.

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Republican?

 

[RiverDog]

Originally posted by: SnipeMasterJ13
Whenever I have bums ask if I have any change I say, "Yeah, I sure do!" Then I continue on my way while ignoring everything else they say. I'm an ass, but it still makes me laugh.

I do the same unless I'm in a bad mood and then I tell them to get a job.

 

[SuperSix]

I dislike the quasi-religious people asking for handouts at traffic lights more.

REAL firemen, Shriners - they are the only ones that get handouts from me.

 

[Rachael]

Originally posted by: SuperSix
I dislike the quasi-religious people asking for handouts at traffic lights more.

REAL firemen, Shriners - they are the only ones that get handouts from me.

They're the worst. Charity muggers. Can't walk down the street in center city Philly without running into a dozen of them.

 

[mikej007]

Yeah those bastards hitting up people stopped at lights really piss me off. I'd love to reach up my ass and grab a hunk of shit and throw it into their fire boot but nature is never calling at that particular time.

 

[alkemyst]

where did you eat, Dennys?

 

[RKS]

Isn't it ironic that the OP basically bums off of his parents, don't ya think. It's like rain...

 

[imported_nerve]

When I worked in boston, I left work for lunch one day.

There were these 2 guys sitting on the sidewalk with their legs just laying across the sidewalk. I had to step over them to walk by.

As I was walking by, the bum asked me for money and I just ignored him. He spit his food on me so I turned to him and talked some shit and kicked his backpack and walked away.

This other bum stops me and starts some shit with me. I think they were trying to get me to hit them so they could get money from me=/


I hate bums

 

[rcxEric]

i'z alwez work for every cent i get paid at work, so wat i uzually tell bum iz i only be givin da coin if they work 4 me. so lotta other bum in area, be yo u my bodyguard make sure they don get near me n i pay up. it work n at end give mabe fitty cent and it all good u no? if juz one i juz tell straight up yo man i need ta get me some 40, help down da mcdonalds u no need to naturalize all dat oil with alcohol, n they cool. but u no, mabe if u do gym make sum muscle they don bother u much, im mad beef up so they never really bother me, also cuz i look like kimbo slice peep be afraid ta git uppity with me ya no what i mean?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: rcxEric
ya no what i mean?

parent's please keep your kids off drugs?

 

[judasmachine]

Come to St Pete, FL and you'll find the very essence of annoying bum.

 

[wwswimming]

Originally posted by: DVad3rThen he starts talking some other shit I don't even remember what he said, but all of a sudden I'm like, fuck this, I'm having a dumb ass conversation with a persistant bum, so I tell him to fuck off. He starts talking some more shit like he wants to start something, tells me not to look at him etc. We exchanged a few more words which I don't want to mention here, but finally he walked away.

he got to you.

i used to live near downtown SF, i had to have a strategy to deal with people pan-handling.

i just asked them, "are you a Windows person or a Macintosh person ?"

some of them may not have known what i was talking about, some may have thought it was a question about sexual preference. but in the half second it took them to frown and contemplate my question, i was OUTTATHERE !

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: RiverDog

Originally posted by: SnipeMasterJ13
Whenever I have bums ask if I have any change I say, "Yeah, I sure do!" Then I continue on my way while ignoring everything else they say. I'm an ass, but it still makes me laugh.

I do the same unless I'm in a bad mood and then I tell them to get a job.

I usually pepper spray them and take their coat.

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: rcxEric
i'z alwez work for every cent i get paid at work, so wat i uzually tell bum iz i only be givin da coin if they work 4 me. so lotta other bum in area, be yo u my bodyguard make sure they don get near me n i pay up. it work n at end give mabe fitty cent and it all good u no? if juz one i juz tell straight up yo man i need ta get me some 40, help down da mcdonalds u no need to naturalize all dat oil with alcohol, n they cool. but u no, mabe if u do gym make sum muscle they don bother u much, im mad beef up so they never really bother me, also cuz i look like kimbo slice peep be afraid ta git uppity with me ya no what i mean?

Haha reply of the year

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: wwswimming

Originally posted by: DVad3rThen he starts talking some other shit I don't even remember what he said, but all of a sudden I'm like, fuck this, I'm having a dumb ass conversation with a persistant bum, so I tell him to fuck off. He starts talking some more shit like he wants to start something, tells me not to look at him etc. We exchanged a few more words which I don't want to mention here, but finally he walked away.

he got to you.

i used to live near downtown SF, i had to have a strategy to deal with people pan-handling.

i just asked them, "are you a Windows person or a Macintosh person ?"

some of them may not have known what i was talking about, some may have thought it was a question about sexual preference. but in the half second it took them to frown and contemplate my question, i was OUTTATHERE !

Yea he did get to me. His persistency and the fact that my dad already gave him change got me over the top.

 

[KeithTalent]

Aren't you the guy with the annoying bum that broke his chair?

KT

 

[ViviTheMage]

wait, is this a parody of a parody?

oh, this is the parody of this thread :

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2294618&enterthread=y

where is the beginning of the madness?

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: dotcom173
My friend at Berkeley told me that a bum stopped her, and she said she had no money. He then said, "I dont want money, I want you to suck my dick"

hah, i thought it was funny.

:thumbsup:

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Aren't you the guy with the annoying bum that broke his chair?

KT

Yea I pwned the metal legs of that chair.

 

[CPA]

I had a white, fat lady bum ask me for a quarter once. I told her I didn't have any change. She walked off pissed and "yelled, thanks a lot for nothing you racist."

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: CPA
I had a white, fat lady bum ask me for a quarter once. I told her I didn't have any change. She walked off pissed and "yelled, thanks a lot for nothing you racist."

Did you yell back "fuck whitey" at least?

 

[JS80]

Why acknowledge they are even there? Most of them aren't even human, don't treat them like one. Have sympathy for the mentally crazy ones, but please, if a bum has the head to have a debate with you over panhandling, do us a favor and don't acknowledge his existence let alone give them money.