Super annoying BUMS

DVad3r

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So I went out to dinner with my parents and guests from Poland downtown tonight. Before coming into the restaurant we are outside talking/relaxing as they are having their smokes. For some reason there is just a swarm of bums coming and going at this particular point in time. One stops and bums money off my mom. Another one comes and bums money off my friend. We finally go inside and eat dinner etc. Throughout our stay a few people go outside for more smokes, where they get asked for more money by different bums.

After we pay the bill, we are outside again chilling/relaxing while yet another bum comes asking for money. He asks every single one of us if we have any change, everyone is like no. Finally he asks me and I'm like "no one has anything for you, we already gave some to other guys asking for money".

He goes "oh wow there is 6 of you and you guys have no money, and you eat at a place like this". I'm like "yea we don't have anything, plus every 2 seconds another one of you comes and asks for cash". He goes "well if they come every 2 seconds then there would be 5-6 of us here already". I go "dude you aren't getting any money, go beg somewhere else". He goes "oh you don't treat people like that, that's very selfish". I go "yea go apply for welfare our government has plenty of free lifetime money for people like you, don't worry".

Then he starts talking some other shit I don't even remember what he said, but all of a sudden I'm like, fuck this, I'm having a dumb ass conversation with a persistant bum, so I tell him to fuck off. He starts talking some more shit like he wants to start something, tells me not to look at him etc. We exchanged a few more words which I don't want to mention here, but finally he walked away.

I've dealt with many bums before, but never this persistant.

Anyone has any other stories like this to share?
 

UberNeuman

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Super annoying Mutant BUMS
Super annoying Mutant BUMS

Super annoying Mutant BUMS - in a cardboard box shell....
 

IronWing

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Smokers vs bums. I'm really trying to build up a good head of sympathy but it ain't happening.
 

TallBill

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A bum came up to my car window the other day asking for change. I pointed at the wires hanging out from where my stereo got ripped out and said "Dude, I don't even have a fucking radio".
 

DVad3r

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
First one to bring the OP to tears, wins.

Hasn't happened yet but every thread I post in or make on this forum with the exception of the Garage, tries very hard to do that

Bring me to tears people please! I need to feel some emotion!
 

DVad3r

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Originally posted by: TallBill
A bum came up to my car window the other day asking for change. I pointed at the wires hanging out from where my stereo got ripped out and said "Dude, I don't even have a fucking radio".

lol that's bad ass
 

olds

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Originally posted by: TallBill
A bum came up to my car window the other day asking for change. I pointed at the wires hanging out from where my stereo got ripped out and said "Dude, I don't even have a fucking radio".

And then the bum says, "I didn't ask for a radio, I asked for change."
 

DVad3r

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Originally posted by: ironwing
Smokers vs bums. I'm really trying to build up a good head of sympathy but it ain't happening.

I'm not a smoker unless it's crazy 420 and Cuban cigars At that point in time I was not smoking.
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: TallBill
A bum came up to my car window the other day asking for change. I pointed at the wires hanging out from where my stereo got ripped out and said "Dude, I don't even have a fucking radio".

And then the bum says, "I didn't ask for a radio, I asked for change."

Which is why Obama won and not Alan Keyes.
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: TallBill
A bum came up to my car window the other day asking for change. I pointed at the wires hanging out from where my stereo got ripped out and said "Dude, I don't even have a fucking radio".

And then the bum says, "I didn't ask for a radio, I asked for change."

Meh, he's not getting it anyways. But I don't lie to bums and tell them that I don't have change. I tell them that they aint getting my money.
 

DVad3r

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Oh shit I left one important detail out. My dad told him that he already gave him 2 bucks when he was outside earlier for a smoke. The guy gets change and asks for more? That's fucked up.
 

dotcom173

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My friend at Berkeley told me that a bum stopped her, and she said she had no money. He then said, "I dont want money, I want you to suck my dick"

hah, i thought it was funny.
 

CraKaJaX

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If I was a bum I'd sit outside a fancy restaurant too. The guy clearly isn't stupid, that's for sure.
 

olds

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Originally posted by: DVad3r
Oh shit I left one important detail out. My dad told him that he already gave him 2 bucks when he was outside earlier for a smoke. The guy gets change and asks for more? That's fucked up.

I know you smoke pole for $2 but what else can you get for that?
 

Perknose

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His Mom. Super Annoying Bums. His Mom's super annoying bum.

The OP is bucking for his own scroll, Jerboy style. :roll:
 

Capt Caveman

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Originally posted by: DVad3r
Oh shit I left one important detail out. My dad told him that he already gave him 2 bucks when he was outside earlier for a smoke. The guy gets change and asks for more? That's fucked up.

No, he's hustling.
 
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