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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
First one to bring the OP to tears, wins.
Op... you smell.
Did I win?
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
First one to bring the OP to tears, wins.
Originally posted by: dotcom173
My friend at Berkeley told me that a bum stopped her, and she said she had no money. He then said, "I dont want money, I want you to suck my dick"
hah, i thought it was funny.
Originally posted by: SnipeMasterJ13
Whenever I have bums ask if I have any change I say, "Yeah, I sure do!" Then I continue on my way while ignoring everything else they say. I'm an ass, but it still makes me laugh.
Originally posted by: SuperSix
I dislike the quasi-religious people asking for handouts at traffic lights more.
REAL firemen, Shriners - they are the only ones that get handouts from me.
Originally posted by: rcxEric
ya no what i mean?
Originally posted by: DVad3rThen he starts talking some other shit I don't even remember what he said, but all of a sudden I'm like, fuck this, I'm having a dumb ass conversation with a persistant bum, so I tell him to fuck off. He starts talking some more shit like he wants to start something, tells me not to look at him etc. We exchanged a few more words which I don't want to mention here, but finally he walked away.
Originally posted by: RiverDog
Originally posted by: SnipeMasterJ13
Whenever I have bums ask if I have any change I say, "Yeah, I sure do!" Then I continue on my way while ignoring everything else they say. I'm an ass, but it still makes me laugh.
I do the same unless I'm in a bad mood and then I tell them to get a job.
Originally posted by: rcxEric
i'z alwez work for every cent i get paid at work, so wat i uzually tell bum iz i only be givin da coin if they work 4 me. so lotta other bum in area, be yo u my bodyguard make sure they don get near me n i pay up. it work n at end give mabe fitty cent and it all good u no? if juz one i juz tell straight up yo man i need ta get me some 40, help down da mcdonalds u no need to naturalize all dat oil with alcohol, n they cool. but u no, mabe if u do gym make sum muscle they don bother u much, im mad beef up so they never really bother me, also cuz i look like kimbo slice peep be afraid ta git uppity with me ya no what i mean?
Originally posted by: wwswimming
Originally posted by: DVad3rThen he starts talking some other shit I don't even remember what he said, but all of a sudden I'm like, fuck this, I'm having a dumb ass conversation with a persistant bum, so I tell him to fuck off. He starts talking some more shit like he wants to start something, tells me not to look at him etc. We exchanged a few more words which I don't want to mention here, but finally he walked away.
he got to you.
i used to live near downtown SF, i had to have a strategy to deal with people pan-handling.
i just asked them, "are you a Windows person or a Macintosh person ?"
some of them may not have known what i was talking about, some may have thought it was a question about sexual preference. but in the half second it took them to frown and contemplate my question, i was OUTTATHERE !
Originally posted by: dotcom173
My friend at Berkeley told me that a bum stopped her, and she said she had no money. He then said, "I dont want money, I want you to suck my dick"
hah, i thought it was funny.
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Aren't you the guy with the annoying bum that broke his chair?
KT
Originally posted by: CPA
I had a white, fat lady bum ask me for a quarter once. I told her I didn't have any change. She walked off pissed and "yelled, thanks a lot for nothing you racist."