Swallowing broken glass

[Monel Funkawitz]

Drink more beer, and you will forget all about the glass.

 

[djheater]

Assuming the pain in your throat is not psychosomatic and has no other explanation, I would guess you got a scrape from the glass frament when you swallowed it. It's likely that your body will pass it with no major problems.

I'm no doctor though and my advice shouldn't be taken seriously.

 

[yukichigai]

Something like glass will "bruise" your throat, making you feel like you still have glass in it. It's like when you choke whilst trying to swallow a Tylenol or something: you'll swear it's still there, even after it's swallowed, but it isn't. It'll likely go away in a day or so. If it doesn't, go see a doc. Hell, go see a doc anyway. If you talk to the bar you'll probably be able to get in on their tab.

I suspect your body will (not to be too graphic) pack poop around the shard as it digests, so that it doesn't scrape more stuff. You may not even know if/when you pass it.

 

[brigden]

You'd better hope you're packing some hard-ass sh!t, otherwise the shard may slice your cornhole on the way out. Ouch!

 

[Twista]

pull your ************ out of the toliet and break it up to see if its glass in it. Then u will know that its gone and your going to be ok. Not trying to be nasty but you have no heath insurance so.... try this.

 

[SZLiao214]

No one call for pics for this one.

 

[GonzoCircus]

Originally posted by: Twista
pull your ************ out of the toliet and break it up to see if its glass in it. Then u will know that its gone and your going to be ok. Not trying to be nasty but you have no heath insurance so.... try this.

Ok. Yeah, sure; sounds like a good idea.

 

[sonambulo]

i've seen people swallow much worse sh!t than this at traps when they're coming down. just swallow a few tablespoons of baby oil and follow it with a bowl of granola. do this every couple hours(dont go too heavy on the baby oil; it's just so the solids can catch up with the glass) until the box of granola is gone.

if the pain gets too bad just buy a handle of sh!tty vodka and take what you need.