Sweden's Princess Madeleine is single again.

[guyver01]

http://www.thelocal.se/26266/20100424/

Sweden's Princess Madeleine has broken up with her fiancé Jonas Bergström, Stockholm's royal court has announced

A statement on the royal family's website said the pair had taken a joint decision to separate after "mature consideration". The couple had reached the conclusion that it was best for both of them to move forward with separate lives, the statement said.



Now... for those who are asking... why should i give a fuck...

THIS:

Is the lovely princess

 

[Crono]

Does she need saving? I volunteer.

 

[her209]

Butterface?

 

[Gibson486]

Butterface?

a very well off one.....

 

[nick1985]

I'd pound

 

[Gibsons]

hm it's pretty bad when some girl thinks she's a princess... what's it like if she really is one?

 

[shortylickens]

Like the fist of an angry god.

 

[Franky222]

boobs are good

 

[shortylickens]

boobs are good

:hmm:
Number two post is epic.



You sir, will do quite nicely here.
:thumbsup:

 

[Newbian]

Where does one sign up for the job?

 

[bommy261]

i volunteer myself. you may rest easy now.

 

[Franky222]

:hmm:
Number two post is epic.



You sir, will do quite nicely here.
:thumbsup:

 

[amdhunter]

I'd hit her Royal Heiney.

 

[lupi]

I'd let her be my sweedish milk maid.

 

[marvdmartian]

Remember the rules, boys:

Phipps: When in public, a royal personage must refrain from chewing gum, using profanity, picking his nose, scratching his p... p... p... p... private parts and staring down the bust lines of visiting female dignitaries.
Ralph Jones: What the hell! That's everything!

Besides, it's likely she'd be like this in person:

Sir Cedric Willingham: How's it going, Your Majesty?
Ralph Jones: Great. We've got nothing in common and she's got a voice like a tuba. If she had her way, we'd have sex on a bed of nails on national television. But at least the party stinks.

King Ralph, for those who don't recognize the quotes. :awe:

 

[surfsatwerk]

I'd hit it just for the chance to scream, "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" when the servants displeased me.

 

[BoomerD]

Step aside boys...that lady needs a MAN...and I'm willing to make the sacrifice to save you all. :biggrin:

 

[Yeem]

Where's a comedic blue genie when I need one?

Oh, and also, a flying carpet would be awesome too.

Actually, screw the princess, just give me the carpet.

 

[daw123]

Where's a comedic blue genie when I need one?

Oh, and also, a flying carpet would be awesome too.

Actually, screw the princess, just give me the carpet.

Okay, you can have the carpet and I'll screw the princess.

 

[RoloMather]

Mmmmm TITS

 

[rudeguy]

meh..she has pointy elbows

 

[KaOTiK]

I'd motorboat her

 

[Fear No Evil]

It's good to be the king...

 

[RaistlinZ]

A blond with big boobs and a butterface. Big deal.

 

[rudeguy]

A blond with big boobs and a butterface. Big deal.

I'd put my money on it being a case of buying really good pushup bras.

We may needs pics of her sans-shirt to decide for sure.