SWEET DEAL!!!! *FREE* Packets of Equal at Starbuck's B&M! NO MIR OR PM CRAP!

[ValsalvaYourHeartOut]

Perfect for your phenylketonuric friends!!! Here's what you have to do:
1) Walk into your local *$'s
2) Approach condiment bar
3) Grab a handful of Equal
4) Walk out nonchalantly

Aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sucrose, so every packet you grab is just like grabbing 200 packets of sugar! ...and best of all, there's no waiting in line, and there's no need to wait for rebate checks that never come anyway! Aspartame also looks just like crack when you put it in plastic ziplock bags!!! HURRY!! Grab your free Equal before Anandtechers kill yet another hot deal!

Valsalva

 

[gsaldivar]

har

 

[hollowman]

what the hell is your problem?

 

[wyiel]

woo!
Starbucks B&M - here i come!

 

[perfectlysane]

lay off the crack

 

[dude]

You can do this at any Dunkin Donutz that has a sit-in location, too.

Holy Moses! Can you pricematch that for a better deal?

 

[Neos]

You laugh! You jest! We did this in NY before going to Ireland ...and boy are we glad we did. No sweet & low in Ireland anywhere to be found.
Kept my SWEETIE from having a phenylketonuric LACK attack!
Amen!

 

[HawkeyeNJ]

Amazing.......

 

[sak]

What the heck u been smoking....

 

[whizbang]

Since phenylketonurics causes your brain to swell, does it make you smarter?

 

[theedge]

DEAL IS DEAD!!

Thanks guys...going in and grabbing all that damn Equal..I went in and the clerk came up to me as I approached the Equal and said "sorry, only one per customer, we are running very low thanks to some internet sites posting that we are giving it away for free!!" And then he kinda broke down and said "No one is even paying the $5 for a cup of coffee when they take it!! So, we had to do something."

Boy, I was really craving some free equal too...

 

[hanybanoub]

good one ValsalvaYourHeartOut

But I must say this is an "old" deal as I've been doing this for years

very funny nonetheless...keep the humour coming

 

[Cherub]

I think this is much more than humor. It highlights the fact that many (I assume new) members of this forum have no idea what the hell a Hot Deal really is.

How many times have I seen free laxatives or pet food?! This is a friggin' tech forum!

Or "deals" that run every week in every store everywhere, like % off at clothing or jewelery stores that never go a day without a fake "sale".

Or "deals" that involve some huge committment, like "join the Miss America Pageant and get a tee shirt!

How about "get a job and get a free paycheck!!"

Still, it is very funny to see the obsurdity pointed out in such a creative and poignant way.

 

[zzzzzzz99]

Best Deal Ever!!!!!!!

 

[LuZeR]

come on;
aspartame causes brain cancer, everyone know that.

 

[HawkeyeNJ]

Sunday, June 03, 2001 5:42 AM
5 hours still Amazing.....

 

[limsandy]

Yea, right......

 

[Thyme]

I perfer Asulfame Pottasium. It's the sweetener in Diet Rite and Pepsi One. It's marketed by Sunnett, but I forget the name.

 

[Vajurewi]

I DID IT. I DID IT.

just this morning. and the CSR also threw in these
brown folded paper things as value-added items

What will they think of next - ordering pizza online?

 

[bigbootydaddy]

N E F

 

[HStern]

I do the same thing but with the Toilet Paper............
NICE

 

[Zeeeter]

Thanks for the tip guys, but I tried snorting the contents of the package like Valsalva YourHeartOut obviously did, but although I got a short term high, the subsequent blinding headache and minor nosebleed led me to thinking that a big can of Pepsi One would have been a wiser choice.

 

[Coolgreany]

FREE COMPUTER TV, STEREO etc.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perfect for your geek friends!!! Here's what you have to do:
1) Walk into your Valsalva's house
2) Approach subject items
3) Unplug all wires and connections
4) Walk out nonchalantly


Valsalva won't mind as he advocates stealing from others as well.

 

[beamrider]

ROOFLE!

 

[moolman]

hey,
Equal is 200 times sweeter than sugar but they dilute it down in the packets to equal a packet of sugar, its mostly filler so that it looks like you're using a lot. Just thought you'd like to know before you sniff the filler.

Alex