sweet merciful crap! WOMEN AND OLD PEOPLE CANNOT DRIVE!!!

BigToque

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I needed a ride home from work today, and my mom picked me up...

I swear I've got whiplash from the car jerking so much when she slows down and speeds up. She never went the speed limit, always roughly 10 km/h slower than the limit.

We get stuck in a lane filled with buses, and the lane beside us is clear for a great distance. Did she switch?? "dont you tell me how to drive"

I guess not.

Then we get stuck behind some old women (were talking 80 here people) going like 35 down the street, and the limit is 60. We couldnt go anywhere cause the other lanes were now really busy. In front of the old women? NOTHING BUT OPEM ROAD!!!

FSCK!!

Now once we managed get in the clear, some old guy who must have been 65 pulled up beside us at a stop light and tried racing my mom (in her '96 saturn). my mom had no clue what he was doing, but I knew. he took off in his fscking NEON!!

By the time we were getting close to our house, we almost got side swiped by another woman (looked about 40) that went right though a stop sign, going like 80!


WOMEN AND OLD PEOPLE GET OFF THE FSCKING ROADS!!! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME THERE!!

I swear 90% of all accidents are probably the result of women and old people.

note: this is not directed at all women and all old people, because I know there are many good drivers (even better than me), just to those that bloody suck at driving!
 

Yeeny

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WOMEN AND OLD PEOPLE GET OFF THE FSCKING ROADS!!! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME THERE!!

I swear 90% of all accidents are probably the result of women and old people.

note: this is not directed at all women and all old people, because I know there are many good drivers (even better than me), just to those that bloody suck at driving!


Grrrrr...... then I suggest you edit your title to read bad drivers get off the road, because alot of men suck at it too. Otherwise, I may have to bitch slap you upside your head with my purse for being so sexist.
 

Yo Ma Ma

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<< I swear 90% of all accidents are probably the result of women and old people. >>

Nope, it's old men wearing hats.
 

crab

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The problem isn't &quot;women&quot;...It's YOUR mother.
 

CJM

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i hear ya. on monday a woman did $6000 of damage to my brand new car, and i'm still pretty bitter about it.


 

BigToque

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GirlFriday,

Sexist or not, its the way I feel. I'm not about to change my rant or my title because I've offended you.

I know there are many terrible male drivers as well, and as I stated, I don't feel all women and old people are bad drivers.
 

iamwiz82

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for the record, my brothersand i(5 of us) have been in 6 accidents, not one of them was our fault, and everyone was a woman at fault.

1. My brother was hit broad side by a woman turning left out of a taco bell parking lot

2. my mom, and 2 brothers got broadsided by a drunk woman

3. my brother got hit by a woman who ran a red light

4. a woman rear ended my mom and i and then took off(They caught her and suspended her license for 3 years)

5. my brother was rear ended by a woman and it ended up flipping his jeep on its side when he was thrown into the car in front of him

6. a woman backed into my brother in a parking lot, cuz she wanted to get a closer parking spot, and threw it into reverse, hitting him.
 

Yeeny

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<< GirlFriday,

Sexist or not, its the way I feel. I'm not about to change my rant or my title because I've offended you.

I know there are many terrible male drivers as well, and as I stated, I don't feel all women and old people are bad drivers.
>>



Wow, did you miss the big smiley face after my post? You need to lighten up, if I were serious, I would not have used that.
 

Azraele

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<<I know there are many terrible male drivers as well>>

Yes, but it sounds like you primarily think women are bad drivers. Now, I know this isn't necessarily the case, but not editing your rant makes it look like you're singling women out. Just mho.
 

Cyberian

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<< By the time we were getting close to our house, we almost got side swiped by another woman (looked about 40) that went right though a stop sign, going like 80!
>>



She should definitely be in a Geriatric Home under 24/7 care.
 

BigToque

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<< Yes, but it sounds like you primarily think women are bad drivers. Now, I know this isn't necessarily the case, but not editing your rant makes it look like you're singling women out. Just mho. >>



I am primarily singling out women and old people.

Sure there are bad drivers from both young and old, males and females, but I feel the majority of all accidents are the result of young females and old males/females.
 

Tom

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Yea, I guess that's why insurance companies charge males under 25 the highest rates cause they're such good drivers. :Q
 

JohnnyKnoxville

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Saudi Arabia has the right idea women are'nt even allowed to drive.

Elect me Johnny Knoxville as your next President and I will pass laws banning women from the roads.
It is for the good of society and for the children.
 

WasntMe

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I wonder if you guys are planning to drive when you are 65+...who da hell well take us around?
 

BigToque

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<< Yea, I guess that's why insurance companies charge males under 25 the highest rates cause they're such good drivers >>



Take women and old people off the roads, and you wont have accidents cause us guys wont crash into each other anymore because we wont have to pass all the women and old people. We would never have to change lanes
 

BigToque

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I will give up my licence when I'm between 65-70. (probably be dead before that though)
 

holden j caufield

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I know it sounds bad it it definitely has some truth to it. Some chick almost killed me once when there was a three way stop intersection. Plowed right through the intersection at ~45mph and almost broadsided me. At the next stoplight she actually has the nerve to swear and curse at me. Did not have any clue that there were three bright red stop signs at the intersection. Kind of similar with old people always turning right in front of me and my friends and they are oblivious that they almost caused an accident. Yeah guys are not so great either since they are more aggressive drivers, tailgaters, and such but they tend not to be as oblivious as SOME women and oldies.
 

MojoJojo

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<< Otherwise, I may have to bitch slap you upside your head with my purse for being so sexist. >>





LOL @ GirlFriday
 

Yo Ma Ma

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<< I am primarily singling out women and old people.

Sure there are bad drivers from both young and old, males and females, but I feel the majority of all accidents are the result of young females and old males/females.
>>

I'm sure the insurance companies would differ with that opinion

 

LAUST

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I don't get how anyone gets charged for more insurance because they are males under 25.. I'm just shy of the mark and I havent even been given a Parking ticket before. I think under 18 is reasonable even 21 but man I've been driving over 8 years and havent even bumped into a car in a parking lot.

I guess I can't complain I pay about $108 a month for 0 Comprehension and 500 Collision. I only raised that cause I KNOW I'm NEVER going to hit anyone they will be the one hitting me, and I am pretty damn good if I say so myself about being a defencive driver. But anyhow thats on a Brand New 4X4 LS Silverado.
 

Stiggy

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I have to concur, its the 'old men wearing hats in cars' that are the most lethal. Older prestine condition cars usally too, [never out the shop, I guess] the car they bought thats gotta last em till they die.*shudder*
 
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