Sweet revenge on slow asshole driver

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Mike Gayner
Holy fucking shit the OP was an anti climax. If you have so much spare time on your hands, why are you so worried about being behind someone slow in the first place?

Because at some point, simply getting back at someone for being a D-bag becomes a better, more satisfying use of time.

 

[Blieb]

You should have got out, run up to their window, and flung a booger on their windshield, then popped their wipers up so they couldn't get it off.

 

[pnad]

Originally posted by: GasX
Dude, I almost had you.

You never had me...
You never had your CAR!

 

[eakers]

meanwhile it was just someone who was temporarily distracted while driving...

 

[OOBradm]

or some new driver learning how to drive with their mommy in the car telling them to go the speed limit.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Orange huh, what were you on?

 

[Snock514]

Originally posted by: Blieb
You should have got out, run up to their window, and flung a booger on their windshield, then popped their wipers up so they couldn't get it off.

:thumbsup:

 

[keird]

Carry a bunch of these in your car. After they get really pissed, honk their horn and flash their lights - toss these from your sun roof like confetti.

 

[TheKub]

Originally posted by: weflyhigh
For the rest of the way down Brookhaven me and him literally went 3 MPH. Literally.

404 Revenge not found.

Literally.

 

[CPA]

bookmarked for later.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

better nate then lever

 

[ChanHo78]

Originally posted by: Mike Gayner
Holy fucking shit the OP was an anti climax. If you have so much spare time on your hands, why are you so worried about being behind someone slow in the first place?

the rest of the story is the asshole driver got his license plate. Had his cop friend run it and now knows where the op lives. I tend not to mess with people on the road, you don't know who they are, crazy homicidal people are out there and look just like ordinary people

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: keird
Carry a bunch of these in your car. After they get really pissed, honk their horn and flash their lights - toss these from your sun roof like confetti.

mmm caltrops

 

[kalrith]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
There are no orange lights... yellow, red, and green

Technically, there are no yellow lights ... amber, red, and green.

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

Originally posted by: kalrith

Originally posted by: gorcorps
There are no orange lights... yellow, red, and green

Technically, there are no yellow lights ... amber, red, and green.

wow captian obvious, read through threads much?

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: gorcorps
There are no orange lights... yellow, red, and green

Red, amber, green actually.

Green, Yellow, Red, actually.
(from bottom to top)

 

[Red Dawn]

You da man dog:roll:

 

[NoCreativity]

People who turn out in front of you and don't accelerate need to be shot. Happens all the time, mostly when I'm the last car in a pack and there isn't a car for half a mile behind me.

If you're in such a hurry you need to cut me off, get your fucking car moving.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: eits
i remember one time, i was driving along on a 2-lane road. there was some dumb little miss priss behind me in her bmw. she was tailing me, which kinda made me laugh, since i normally drive well over the speed limit. so, i stepped on the gas a little more, and she STILL tailed me. i tapped my brakes, she dropped back, but then started tailing me again. so i said, "fuck this bitch," and i took my foot off the gas. we coasted at a good 5mph for a half mile or so. there were plenty of pissed drivers behind this girl, but i didn't care. that girl was PISSED. she was flashing her lights, honking, and yelling at me from her window... when she did, i turned my radio up and gave her the finger.

:thumbsup: op.

:laugh:

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: NoCreativity
People who turn out in front of you and don't accelerate need to be shot.

Hopefully you mean shooting a man, because if its a woman thats not ok around here

(Seems a bit excessive to me though)

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: NoCreativity
People who turn out in front of you and don't accelerate need to be shot. Happens all the time, mostly when I'm the last car in a pack and there isn't a car for half a mile behind me.

If you're in such a hurry you need to cut me off, get your fucking car moving.

Couldn't have said it better myself. :thumbsup::beer:

 

[protocol167]

Originally posted by: GasX
Dude, I almost had you.

You almost had me?

You never had me.|You never had your car.
Granny-shifting.|Not double-clutching, like you should.
It don't matter if you win by an inch|or a mile. Winning's winning.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: NoCreativity
People who turn out in front of you and don't accelerate need to be shot. Happens all the time, mostly when I'm the last car in a pack and there isn't a car for half a mile behind me.

If you're in such a hurry you need to cut me off, get your fucking car moving.

^^

What he said.


Also if you are in a 2 lane road going 10 under, get your ass in the right hand lane.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
You da man dog:roll:

Says the guy who bragged about how awesome he was when he could chase people out of this forum with his eRage

I'd quote you but it's mysteriously missing.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: NoCreativity
People who turn out in front of you and don't accelerate need to be shot. Happens all the time, mostly when I'm the last car in a pack and there isn't a car for half a mile behind me.

If you're in such a hurry you need to cut me off, get your fucking car moving.

^^

What he said.


Also if you are in a 2 lane road going 10 under, get your ass in the right hand lane.

Yup. Terrible people who turn out in front and IMMEDIATELY merge to the left lane.

1) Why would you do that when the right lane is clear? I usually stay in the right then merge in if I need to go faster than someone in that lane.

2) Why would you get into the left lane immediately and not speed the shit up? You better be going fast and not make me tap my brakes. If you do, you're a DOUCHEBAG.