Sweet revenge on slow asshole driver

[weflyhigh]

I was driving today and I had just turned on to Providence Road, then a car completely cuts me off from a side street and doesn't accelerate as a normal car would. I didn't think much of it, so I wasn't even tailgaiting this person after I backed off from the cutting-offness. Then they slow down even more. They weren't even going 25 miles per hour on this road that is 35/45. It started to piss me off and I think they were going that slow on purpose.
From dot to dot, along the red line, is where they were crawling their car (that's one zoomed out compared to the next pictures, its actually kind of far)

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Then, they pulled up to the brookhaven/providence rd intersection and stopped. I waited a second and then put my turn signal on. They then put theirs on. When the light turned green, they slowly turned and I turned off my signal and blasted past them, continuing on providence.
I turned on the back roads I know and then floored it down them. I stopped at every stop sign fully but got some dirty looks on the way
I turned on to the more main back road where you can turn on to Brookhaven and the light for the turn was green and I got excited. Right when I got there it turned orange, I turned just in time and then checked my mirror

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THERE THE DOUCHEBAG WAS... waiting at the red light HAHAHAHA

I immediately slowed down and his light turned green and he caught up to me.
For the rest of the way down Brookhaven me and him literally went 3 MPH. Literally. Eat that you asshole, I hope you were late for whereever you were going ultra dbag businessman

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Then I turned at 352 and went on my business but man was that exhilarating. I always win

 

[gorcorps]

There are no orange lights... yellow, red, and green

 

[MotF Bane]

:laugh:

 

[DrPizza]

 

[Krynj]

RIP Patrick Swayze.

 

[boomerang]

You're so awesome! :heart:

 

[Modular]

Nice work!

 

[Fingolfin269]

My favorite part of the story is how you assume the reader knows the location you're referring to!

Nevermind. I self owned myself by actually looking at the pictures.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Where was the revenge, you ended up going just as slow as he did.

 

[waffleironhead]

I may be going slow, but at least I'm getting there before you!

 

[tcsenter]

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
Where was the revenge, you ended up going just as slow as he did.

He who acts most idiotic wins?

 

[EricMartello]

If someone does that to me, gets in front of me and drives slow on purpose...I usually cut around infront of them and come to a near stop...but only if I have nowhere in particular to be.

 

[Lean L]

this has parody written all over it. QUick get to it AT

 

[funkymatt]

did you just call krunchykrome an asshole?

 

[masterxfob]

you should carry eggs or ball bearings in your car just for that type of situation.

 

[enwar3]

Originally posted by: masterxfob
you should carry eggs or ball bearings in your car just for that type of situation.

What would the ball bearings be for?

 

[gwlam12]

Wow, you put a lot of effort into getting back at a stranger you'll probably never encounter again.

 

[eLiu]

cool story brah.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
There are no orange lights... yellow, red, and green

Red, amber, green actually.

 

[GasX]

Dude, I almost had you.

 

[eldorado99]

Hahaha you live near a place called "Crum Creek Manor".

 

[eits]

i remember one time, i was driving along on a 2-lane road. there was some dumb little miss priss behind me in her bmw. she was tailing me, which kinda made me laugh, since i normally drive well over the speed limit. so, i stepped on the gas a little more, and she STILL tailed me. i tapped my brakes, she dropped back, but then started tailing me again. so i said, "fuck this bitch," and i took my foot off the gas. we coasted at a good 5mph for a half mile or so. there were plenty of pissed drivers behind this girl, but i didn't care. that girl was PISSED. she was flashing her lights, honking, and yelling at me from her window... when she did, i turned my radio up and gave her the finger.

:thumbsup: op.

 

[Argo]

Eat that you asshole, I hope you were late for whereever you were going ultra dbag businessman

Based on the earlier part of your post I don't think he was in much hurry

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
There are no orange lights... yellow, red, and green

[Cpt Picard]THERE..ARE.....ORANGE LIGHTS!!!!! [/Cpt Picard]

 

[Mike Gayner]

Holy fucking shit the OP was an anti climax. If you have so much spare time on your hands, why are you so worried about being behind someone slow in the first place?