"My server only crashes during earthquakes"
Better watch it, I remember a SysOp in Chicago that
made a similar remark and his power line got hit
by lightning.
And at Marine Corps Air Station Iwakuni, Japan, some
officer bragged that his aircraft hangers were
Tunsami (sp.), and the next night we got 140 mile
an hour winds...held up pretty good, but not untouched.
We had fun rolling the 20 foot tall bleachers back to
the base, they ended up downtown...and the cars kinda
rocked and slid against one another, to one side of
parking lot. They brought in a forklift to separate
them. They have these goldfish ponds with 100+ year
old giant gold fish...afterwards, there was no water
in the pond, and no fish to be found...who said fish
don't fly...and "flying" fish do exist...saw those
on the way to the Iraq conflict.