Take the Global Test!

[lordtyranus]

Link

How did you score?

Sorry

We're sorry, but your score of -2100 is not sufficiently high to justify your imperialistic foreign adventure. You will be billed for this test, and you may take it again, by pressing the "Repeat Test" button below.

If you choose not to repeat the test, you may report to UN headquarters and attempt the standard diplomatic approach. We apologize for the inconvenience, but with luck, you may get approval within a decade or so.

 

[3chordcharlie]

i hope this isn't a repost - something this dumb doesn't deserve a second term

Interesting perspective though.

I scored +2600, but I might have cheated, and it still wasn't enough to get me UN approval. All I wanted to do was massacre the moose to make Canada's highways safe for SUVs!

 

[Darkhawk28]

Actually, this "test" has been passed around before.

 

[lordtyranus]

Only way to pass is to be French.

Congratulations
There is obviously no further need for you to take this test, since you are apparently French (or Russian--almost as good), and the French have carte blanche (to coin a phrase) to do as they wish internationally, since we all know that their actions are always noble and selfless, and conform to international law, almost by definition.

 

[CADsortaGUY]

Go figure. I didn't pass the test. It's pretty funny though.

CsG

 

[DealMonkey]

I prefer the "sniff test" myself. Hmmmm, "Operation Iraqi Freedom" you say? Yeah, smells like BS.

 

[Pliablemoose]

 

[Kibbo]

Even made an inveterate bleeding heart laugh.

 

[Spagina]

Sorry
We're sorry, but your score of -6100 is not sufficiently high to justify your imperialistic foreign adventure. You will be billed for this test, and you may take it again, by pressing the "Repeat Test" button below.

If you choose not to repeat the test, you may report to UN headquarters and attempt the standard diplomatic approach. We apologize for the inconvenience, but with luck, you may get approval within a decade or so.

Well crap. I didn't even want to form a coalition either, If I did it would probably be at -10000

 

[Infohawk]

Originally posted by: DealMonkey
I prefer the "sniff test" myself. Hmmmm, "Operation Iraqi Freedom" you say? Yeah, smells like BS.

Formerly known as OperationIraqiLiberation (OIL). They changed that pretty quick, the nitwits.

 

[BBond]

This first question stopped me in my tracks! If Bush was taking the test he would have to choose every answer! He has done each or used them as an excuse for his invasion so far. He'll likely add still more choices if we give him enough time. Hopefully, in ten more days, his time will be up!

First of all, what is the objective of your desired act of imperialist aggression?

Unlawfully seize oil fields (0 points) *DONE*

Install US puppet government (0 points) *DONE*

Disarm megalomaniacal dictator with WMD (will need to submit authenticated proof--CIA or MI6 documents will not be acceptable) (100 points) *EXCUSE 1 (minus authenticated proof)*

Encourage spread of democracy in region (-2000 points) *EXCUSE 2*

Put down violent rebellion in former colony (10000 points) *BRING EM' ON!*

 

[Vadatajs]

More wanking material for the right wing.