teacher sex bandit

[cyclohexane]

That's hot. Lucky bastard.

Uh no, that's a man.

 

[SurelyYouJest]

Talk about sex ed. Where were all these teachers when I was in school?

 

[MoMeanMugs]

If you're a bandit of printers, should we a start drawing conclusions? Anything you'd like to share with the group?

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

I like stories with a happy ending.

 

[ch33zw1z]

lol she screwed a retard? its like when those black dudes who work as orderlies in convalescent homes screw the bed ridden white grannies--da fug would someone even want to do dat sheet?

You should spend some time on google looking up the difference between mental retardation and autism. Not the same thing.

I'm chalking your post up to ignorance, giving you the benefit of the doubt.

 

[disappoint]

Humans have, by far, the largest dongs of all primates. (yes, this should clue you in to about 200 thousand years of female sexual selection)

So, I wonder if this is nature's way of keeping those genes in the pool?

:hmm:

Evolution of the human race: Larger penises, smaller brains. Oh God! Oh God! Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Oh God yes! Ya dun goof'd.

 

[disappoint]

If you're a bandit of printers, should we a start drawing conclusions? Anything you'd like to share with the group?

I miss dot matrix printers.

NEEEEEERNT
NEERNT
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERNT NEEEEERNT NEEEERNT.

Talk about sex ed. Where were all these teachers when I was in school?

Probably fondling dot matrix printers. Maybe that was just me.:wub:

 

[OlafSicky]

It's always the quiet asian women that are into some freaky shit.

 

[Hugo Drax]

So the only chance this kid will ever get in terms of getting laid, the parents ruin it. They turn her in, and the she flees.

Now the kid is ripping down doors and going ape shit.

 

[alkemyst]

Sounds like a win win. 15 year old got to catch up with his classmates and the chick left the country.

I am not so sure why our Americans think 15 year olds aren't having sex and would feel victimized by their teachers. Actually it works the other way around which is why most schools started non-fraternization clauses.