Originally posted by: joedrake
One time I woke up and my butthole hurt
Originally posted by: thehstrybean
I shot the sheriff....
Originally posted by: BDawg
I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Originally posted by: BDawg
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
That's no theory. Go charter fishing off the west coast sometime. The greenies can practically do the stadium wave with ralphing!Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: thehstrybean
I shot the sheriff....
But you didn't shoot the damn deputy! Finish the job next time or I'm never hiring you again! If that guy testifies against you in court, don't look at me to bail you out.
Originally posted by: BDawg
I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
And thus the theory of the Vomit Chain Reaction Effect was created.
Looking For A Girl From Canada I Met At A Paris Airport
Hello, I am looking for a young woman from Canada, whom I met at the "Aeroports De Paris (ADP)" Bus Terminal in the Paris Charles De Gaulle (CDG) airport on the morning of December 29th, 2005. She approached me asking for details regarding the ADP busses, and after some minutes of silence asked me a personal question which led to a short but interesting conversation. The conversation only lasted a couple of minutes before she suddenly had to leave when we figured out she was waiting for the wrong bus and the bus she had to take was dropping off and picking up passengers to go to her terminal.
What I Know about her:
She is From Canada
She is currently studying Industrial Design.
She is taking classes on Mandarin Chinese at her university.
She has about 1 year of school left.
If you are this young woman I met, then the first thing I want to do is apologize for creating this page. I know it would have been much simpler and easier to ask for your name and some way to contact you right before you left. I guess what I want from all of this is to know your name, and if you so desire, continue our conversation. However, if you do not wish to continue our conversation and would like all of this to go away, just send a message asking for just that to the e-mail address listed at the bottom of the page.
If you think you know this young woman, please let her know so that she may contact me if she so desires.
If you have family or friends in Canada studying at the university level, please forward a link to this page to them.
If you have any recommendations on what I can do or where I can look to try to find this young woman, please send me a message to the email address listed at the bottom of the page.
NOTE TO THE YOUNG WOMAN: In the information displayed above, I have purposely left out specific details about our conversation, about you and about me. Whatever you decide (to continue our conversation or to make all of this disappear) please include some of these specific details so that I may confirm it is really you sending the message. Thank you.
canadian-girl-cdg@hotmail.com
Originally posted by: joedrake
One time I woke up and my butthole hurt
Originally posted by: thehstrybean
I shot the sheriff....
Originally posted by: Howard
I'm a male. :Q