Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: loup garou
I killed a man with a trident.
Poseidon!?
Originally posted by: RossMAN
I am the official founder of Le RossMAN Soudainement Ventrillo Salade Pip Club .
Originally posted by: TySnyder
I am crushing on JLGatsby's girlish figure?
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: RossMAN
I am the official founder of Le RossMAN Soudainement Ventrillo Salade Pip Club .
:laugh: f'n gold
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: RossMAN
I am the official founder of Le RossMAN Soudainement Ventrillo Salade Pip Club .
:laugh: f'n gold
No, f'in gold was that night on Ventrilo when Tom was translating English to Quasi-French-Canadian-jibberish :laugh:
Originally posted by: LoKe
I touch myself at night.
EDIT : ******, forgot I wasn't anonymous.
Originally posted by: lizardth
Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
My wife hsa some rank farts.
My husband has a drinking problem.
Originally posted by: K1052
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Post up my secret: .....and this is really true. Welcome to my life
I had sex with my bosses wife, in his bed, on his couch, in her car. You name it, we did it everywhere.
Well, she eventually got pregnant. DNA test I paid for proved it was my child and we renamed her and got her a new birth certificate with the evidence, and honestly we were pretty happy together then and now. I was 18 upon the affair and 19 when our daughter was born. I'm 30 now. We are still together and are a pretty happy family, our daughter is 11 now.
And the best part is we are swingers too, yep swapping partners. She's bi if that matters as well.
one more kicker, I'm a college grad, in a very ethical job, and I make more than $125K/yr. The ATOT crowd will love to analyze this one.
And yes every single bit of this is true! I swear.
i listen to coldplay
Originally posted by: LoKe
I touch myself at night.
EDIT : ******, forgot I wasn't anonymous.
Originally posted by: aboutblank
Welcome to the thread of secrets. Make a confession and feel better about yourself, while having the anonymity of the interweb. (Yeah. I just said interweb. What are you gonna do about it?)
Post up or send one to atotsecrets [AT] gmail.com and I'll post it without a name/email address.
Even if you don't post, give me a TTT or something.
I suppose I shall start...
My biggest secret is probably the recent decline in my life. I've really started to hate myself for reason's which I cannot explain. I'm a high school student, used to having a 3.4 gpa with honors classes, but now I'm failing 3 classes just because I'm not trying. No, I'm not "emo" or "goth" or anything. In fact, I usually don't complain that much, or talk much at all (been lurking here for something like 2 years). I think I'm really trying to find happiness, being that there are few things that make me happy these days (one of them being parkour). I don't know if I have a chemical imbalance in my brain (manic depression) which makes me so unhappy or what, but I don't want to see a doctor because all they'll do for me is prescribe me meds. I don't have many friends since I'm not very social, and I've never had a girlfriend.
Originally posted by: BDawg
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.