Terrifying Sex Illustrations on Wikipedia

[Pardus]

Cracked posted an article today discussing how Wikipedia is jam-packed with marvelously janky doodles of dead-eyed humans doing it.
The "illustrations" can be found in the coded links below, warning, not safe for minors/work. should this be accessible to everyone?

links deleted.

Everybody interested can find their own links.
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[Markbnj]

Terrifying? Really?

 

[Printer Bandit]

i was traumatized by the squirting one eyed monster.

 

[NFS4]

LMAO, is that Kris Jenner in the cumshot pic?

 

[Krazy4Real]

lol.. i chuckled at a couple of them.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I did not want to see a man fisting himself while jacking off.

I may have many fetishes, some which may be illegal 99% of countries, but that is not one of them.

 

[Kadarin]

Their writeup on gokkun was pretty hilarious.

 

[Exterous]

Terrifying? Really?

I was so scared I had to go back to watching murder and rape scenes on TV to calm down

 

[NFS4]

I was so scared I had to go back to watching murder and rape scenes on TV to calm down

Speaking of which...

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/201...a-platter-but-never-planned-to-act-on-it?lite

 

[T_Yamamoto]

These fetishes

 

[SheHateMe]

They actually have a human demonstration of fisting on the wiki page....

 

[Farang]

how did they miss futanari?

 

[Jaskalas]

Are those to be hidden away in a wiki.xxx page?

 

[NFS4]

how did they miss futanari?

 

[gevorg]

CGI illustrations are better than actual photos of some wiki weirdos posting homemade pics of their genitalia

 

[dave_the_nerd]

CGI illustrations are better than actual photos of some wiki weirdos posting homemade pics of their genitalia

Agreed.

Link

 

[Stone Rain]

I prefer these illustrations over random Wiki-ites posting pictures of their genitalia "for educational purposes"...

 

[phucheneh]

I prefer these illustrations over random Wiki-ites posting pictures of their genitalia "for educational purposes"...

...but the one guy drawing like 100 of them is kinda weird. Especially given their content.

Does 'drink a bucket of cum' really need an illustration?

 

[TwiceOver]

Fear boner!

 

[Stone Rain]

...but the one guy drawing like 100 of them is kinda weird. Especially given their content.

Does 'drink a bucket of cum' really need an illustration?

In the mind of certain "special" people, apparently yes :biggrin:

 

[Train]

bwuhahahaha, who took a picture of their hand for the fisting article?

The beak-like "silent duck" used in the initial stages of fisting

 

[Fritzo]

I did not want to see a man fisting himself while jacking off.

I may have many fetishes, some which may be illegal 99% of countries, but that is not one of them.

Don't go in your dad's room in the morning then...

 

[phucheneh]

Fisting is one of those "I'll gladly plead sexual ignorance 'cause I just don't wanna know" kind of things.

I mean, how fucking wore-out does a chick have to be for that to be feasible/not incredibly painful? I do not know, do not want to, and have no desire to meet said women.

I don't think the hot dog or the hallway would be having much fun. Who wants to thrust their dick into someone and feel like a golfer that just whiffed a tee-off?

'Didn't feel anything, baby! Maybe try getting a running start and go at it from an angle! Or just whip your dick around like a rogue firehose....'

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I was masturbating to Seedfeeder's illustrations years ago.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Fisting is one of those "I'll gladly plead sexual ignorance 'cause I just don't wanna know" kind of things.

I mean, how fucking wore-out does a chick have to be for that to be feasible/not incredibly painful? I do not know, do not want to, and have no desire to meet said women.

I don't think the hot dog or the hallway would be having much fun. Who wants to thrust their dick into someone and feel like a golfer that just whiffed a tee-off?

'Didn't feel anything, baby! Maybe try getting a running start and go at it from an angle! Or just whip your dick around like a rogue firehose....'

Dude, saw a vid a few months ago where the guy was actually able to fist the gal, stick his pud in and jack himself off, all inside her cooter.