Tesla Cybertruck

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Brovane

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Because I don't live in the US and I thought that it might be common knowledge to people in the US?
I'm not sure why you are getting pissy about this. I just wanted to know if the safety standards of trucks and cars are different in the same way that trucks didn't need to meet the same emission targets (yup I get that emissions are irrelevant in this case) as cars because they are classed as a different thing (I wont use the phrase "commercial vehicle" again, I didn't realise that it would be so triggering!).

What are you wanting? Engineering data from the test, what data are you wanting?
 

WelshBloke

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What are you wanting? Engineering data from the test, what data are you wanting?
Basically is that the standard for all vehicles in the US? Do trucks get tested differently?

I'm only asking because someone pointed out that the CT would be illegal in Europe because it hasn't had any official crash testing done. I just wanted to know if that's the standard for all the rest of the vehicles on US roads.
 

Brovane

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Basically is that the standard for all vehicles in the US? Do trucks get tested differently?

I'm only asking because someone pointed out that the CT would be illegal in Europe because it hasn't had any official crash testing done. I just wanted to know if that's the standard for all the rest of the vehicles on US roads.

There is homogenization around vehicle crash testing worldwide. As far as what would be required to sell a CT in the EU. You would need to talk to someone in the industry to get the full details.
 

WelshBloke

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There is homogenization around vehicle crash testing worldwide. As far as what would be required to sell a CT in the EU. You would need to talk to someone in the industry to get the full details.
There's a couple of reasons the CT won't be sold in the EU.
One is mandatory crash testing by a relevant authority. Which is entirely where my line of questioning came from!
 

bbhaag

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That's a stretch, in regards to this case. Sure the insurance landscape has changed, but this? No you can't excuse this with that. This is yet another of the special CT characteristics.

If that was a 100K Beamer, they'd fix it. In that case it would be more a rear ender though. Since the front of the Incel Camino is the frunk/trunk, it would only be fair, otherwise a front impact on the Beamer would be hitting the engine.

The fact this totals a CT for 100K+ when it's in the first few months of release is a CT problem. This is turning out to be one of the biggest lemon launches ever when you consider all the angles. On the second recall already too. I mean this could not turn out more fitting.
Make, model, and to a certain point purchase price are usually not a factor when determining if a vehicle is considered totaled.

In the two instances highlighted in the article the first was a head on collision with airbag deployment. Like @Brovane mentioned once airbags deploy the chance of the vehicle being totaled goes up significantly. Beyond just body and suspension damage there may have also been motor or even worse battery pack damage.
If an adjuster even gets a little fuzzy feels in his gut concerning battery pack damage the vehicle will be instantly totaled. That is just the way it is with EVs.

The second totaled Cybertruck suffered from flood damage. In an EV this is an automatic death sentence for the vehicle. I could give to shits about what the CEO of Tesla says about it being a boat. If the adjuster determines the water reached a certain point its game over man. Especially if it is determined that the water level was high enough to potentially compromise the battery pack. That is end game for an EV.
 
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MrSquished

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Make, model, and to a certain point purchase price are usually not a factor when determining if a vehicle is considered totaled.

In the two instances highlighted in the article you had a head on collision with airbag deployment. Like @Brovane mentioned once airbags deploy the chance of the vehicle being totaled goes up significantly. Beyond just body and suspension damage there may have also been motor or even worse battery pack damage.
If an adjuster even gets a little fuzzy feels in his gut concerning battery pack damage the vehicle will be instantly totaled. That is just the way it is with EVs.

The second totaled Cybertruck suffered from flood damage. In an EV this is an automatic death sentence for the vehicle. I could give to shits about what the CEO of Tesla says about it being a boat. If the adjuster determines the water reached a certain point its game over man. Especially if it is determined that the water level was high enough to potentially compromise the battery pack. That is end game for an EV.

The CT can't even handle a car wash. That is just one of a million things that show what a total snake-oil conman Elon is though.
 

bbhaag

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The CT can't even handle a car wash. That is just one of a million things that show what a total snake-oil conman Elon is though.
It is unlikely that this is true. While I really enjoy our back in forth in this thread I really need to know that you know the difference between a car wash and a flood.
 
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Kaido

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It is unlikely that this is true. While I really enjoy our back in forth in this thread I really need to know that you know the difference between a car wash and a flood.

I think its weird that ANY car requires a "car wash mode" lol. How does it handle heavy rain?!
 

Brovane

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I think its weird that ANY car requires a "car wash mode" lol. How does it handle heavy rain?!
From looking at what Car Wash mode does with a single button, what is the problem?

When taking Model 3 to a car wash, Car Wash Mode closes all windows, locks the charge port, and disables windshield wipers, Sentry Mode, walk-away door locking, and parking sensor chimes. To enable, touch Controls > Service > Car Wash Mode. Your vehicle must be stationary and not actively charging.
 

MrSquished

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but Elon said it could be a boat too!

anyway - I found this subreddit called CyberStuck a few weeks ago. It's pretty good content. Randomly last week I get three notifications from Reddit. I've been banned from three subreddits. Each one is a major Tesla subreddit, and one is for the Cybertruck specifically. I'm like, I am not a member of those subreddits and if I posted in any, I can't even remember the last time it was.

Turns out a bunch of people in the CyberStuck subreddit had all gotten the same notifications that day too! Apparently the incel snowflakes that run three of the main Tesla subreddits, had gone through the list of CyberStuck members and pre-emptively banned them! LOLOLOLOL

What a bunch of snowflake douchebags, such thin skins and just so out of touch with reality. Too fucking funny. We were all laughing at them, it's goddamn hilarious.
 

bbhaag

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From looking at what Car Wash mode does with a single button, what is the problem?

When taking Model 3 to a car wash, Car Wash Mode closes all windows, locks the charge port, and disables windshield wipers, Sentry Mode, walk-away door locking, and parking sensor chimes. To enable, touch Controls > Service > Car Wash Mode. Your vehicle must be stationary and not actively charging.
Yeah, I don't find this weird at all and I kind of wish my Mustang had it.

I use the car wash a couple of times a month and on a few occasions half way through the wash I get a "Charge Port Door Open" warning on my dash board. It kind of sucks because I can't get out and close it mid wash and the charge port on the Mustang doesn't lock.

It would be kind of nice to just press a Car Wash mode button and have the vehicle do all of those things for me.
 
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bbhaag

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I think its weird that ANY car requires a "car wash mode" lol. How does it handle heavy rain?!
I thought you liked weird and quirky vehicles? What's next? Are you going to tell me Joe Mode isn't your jam either and all you need in an EV is 500 miles of range for $40K because that isn't like weird or quirky.

That is what everybody says who isn't ready to make the jump.
 

Brovane

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but Elon said it could be a boat too!

anyway - I found this subreddit called CyberStuck a few weeks ago. It's pretty good content. Randomly last week I get three notifications from Reddit. I've been banned from three subreddits. Each one is a major Tesla subreddit, and one is for the Cybertruck specifically. I'm like, I am not a member of those subreddits and if I posted in any, I can't even remember the last time it was.

Turns out a bunch of people in the CyberStuck subreddit had all gotten the same notifications that day too! Apparently the incel snowflakes that run three of the main Tesla subreddits, had gone through the list of CyberStuck members and pre-emptively banned them! LOLOLOLOL

What a bunch of snowflake douchebags, such thin skins and just so out of touch with reality. Too fucking funny. We were all laughing at them, it's goddamn hilarious.

Where any of them r/Teslamotors r/Teslamodel3 and r/TeslaLounge?
 

Kaido

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I thought you liked weird and quirky vehicles? What's next? Are you going to tell me Joe Mode isn't your jam either and all you need in an EV is 500 miles of range for $40K because that isn't like weird or quirky.

That is what everybody says who isn't ready to make the jump.

It's a feature, not a bug!
 

MrSquished

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@Brovane you gotta join the r/CyberStuck sub, the content is so good, and half of it actual Cybertruck owners make themselves. These guys just browse actual Tesla/Cybertruck forums of those who post their experiences with the CT, and even when they are getting screwed over, they are still drinking the kool aid. It's hilarious. But also scary. These people are so delusional. Here's a recent example of a CT forum post that someone re-posted to the Cyberstuck sub. This is an example of a Cybercuck, waited over 1600 days, this happens, has to go to the ER, still onboard the Musk train. A lot of the stories they find are those whose CT dies within the first 100 miles has to go get service. They still drink the Musk kool aid. It's a cult. The post from Cyberstuck, none of the words below are mine.

" Cuck waited 1,602 days, got it delivered in bad shape and cut his wrist on a panel trying to check a dent​


https://www.cybertruckownersclub.co...st-cut-injury-during-delivery-er-visit.17610/

It can't get better than this, it borders satire.
Anyways that forum is a gold mine."
 
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balloonshark

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LOL. Funny stuff. Is it just me or does this truck have crappy tires with little tread?

** Language warning **

 

MrSquished

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There are so many videos and photos of CT's on tow trucks all over the place. It's hilarious. Also lots of posts with plenty of major issues


 
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lxskllr

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The CT is a fucking joke. I can work with ugly. If it had amazing build quality, and it was useful as a truck, I could get past the looks. The important thing is it works. It's got literally nothing going for it aside from being visual spectacle on the road. You could accomplish the same thing with a ghetto ginormous spoiler or something, and it'll only set you back hundreds rather than $100k.
 
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